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Show LEIII FREE PRESS, LEHI. UTAH -- as time flits j i pgr On the Funny Side OUR COMIC SECTION THE FEATHERHEADS . brother VeS-- my OPSMEt? UP A M WE ii UInow ill Tji r Delay of the Male f J! - LI """I V I was doktt smart ;JlwL.. CRACFEUX- I- i "T,T ,S LA.P li il 11 l fi I Caller Tour husband has changed so that I didnt recognise him. Mra. D. It Isn't that, I'va changed husbands. LET IT OUT Ttit trntt producer tamped an up and down bia office. Suddenly fa stopped aad gated fixedly at the pretty actress. "But why. why dool you likt the partr be asked beatedly. ril KITTY, KITTY "Because I don't, you Idiot l" aba retorted. "Don't call me aa Idiot P atormed .the prod h cer. "Do yoo ant every oae to hear?" 8be looked mildly surprised. "Oh, rm aorry," the aweetly re"I didn't know It was a plied. awcret AH crnnful IMopU f Tin ynJact ,Alvwv in v MANY LIKE THAT Sally Sez I TMt eulitr - - BANK Me -- OUT HERE SOM&THiNJ TOU CAN DRAW OrV ft FBUj! HAVB MY Book WtTH DOH'f lika U bar. tha vast, vJt-J- Y OH PiO I j EVER A LETTER A i r i dO jr f. tllllll on J ii kMOW is yes heLETTER IS THIS I CARRIER.? t DIDN'T 7 ta iw beau. TWr aufe to Ua4 tkt twC UTS PATBONIZE EOME INDU8TK) J I tETfeR MARRV 5 I A WROTS A WEE Hubby If you don't like her why do you always accept her dinner Invi- BESU CARRYlMG IT EVER AGO AMD HE'5 ri tations? W'Ifey I like to go and find fault with everything she does. THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY NO USE She Wby don't you brace up and turn over a new leaf I lie I did, only I mads a mistake and turned It backward. Adam Likee! It, Ta Tbe preacher waa reading the 8crlpture when an old lady broke lot "What kind of a Bible are you using, parson T "I'm reading from the revised ," be answered. "Urn she said. "The King James version waa good enough for St Paul and It's good enough for nie." Montreal Star. Indattir PlnU tha war to rMpn4t la hard ta pictare a proparoa, caa. vanity witfeoat a aalid foandatiaa f htmt Indoatr. Oar tndividaal abliiatiaa k aat nlr to anppart aw local tnterprtm, tat wa ahoald m anr Influtnct in awariaj tranaia af InUraoaiitain Mad Caak If wa da thia. Men coald ntaraal k warfc, thra thej caald bar tha taian n aiaka ar atU. W. WALLACE WIKDEB, It Vernml, Utak At 400 FINNEY OF THE FORCE Utah Accident Query Refining Service Stations ver-Ion- In Utah and Idaho r I didnt see you at the polls May today. Maud No, It was too provoking. didn't finish my voting costume In time. Thambpriats "TIow ta the war on crime coming along In Crimson Gulch T" My "First rate," answered Cactus Joe. "We've worked cut a system of thumb-printinballots so as to Identify the miscreants who accept $10 apiece and then don't vote the way they were hired." - r gown-make- Making Ice Chemists find that clear, stronr cakes of ice are made apparent!' of large ice crystals whereas opaque, weak ice blocks are made of small crystals with salt solution between them. d; SALESMENS' SAMPLES FLUENTLY, TOO g What Hurt mind my wife being a betbridge player then I am," be remarked. Tea?" said the other one. "What gets my goat Is having her rub It In so when she Is my partner by trying to Impress tbe fact on our opponents,", be sighed. Cincinnati Enquirer. I IN Mil : ( who's .kilt ? V J SaSf? CUT (J Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Off Now One-ha- lf UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Salt Uka City. Utah IB 1 don't ter New York Stock Exchange The New York stock exchang traces its origin to a group of men who held daily meetings under buttonwood tree which stood it what is 68 Wall street, New Yorit City. It was in 1792 that formal organization was effected. VhmT ' J iTPtlRlJ Write for our Free ' Nursery Guide HAD SEEN SYMPTOMS "My wife speaks four languages." "Mice only finds time to speak one." AND HOW Cook Tbe tea is quite exhausted, ma'am. Mistress I noticed that it seemed very weak the last time. Feed and Book iItorriK Mails for Convenience There is no law compelling s per on to send any message, bill, of article by mail if one prefers to deliver it in some other manner. The mails are merely for convey ience and economy, but one is compelled to use them if he aw not choose. ' Father Liked That Father It la my opinion that the young gentleman does not know the value of money! Daughter Tea he does, pa 1 He ays he wouldn't give a plugged nickel for your opinion on anything 1 Dally Eagle (Brooklyn). HEAVY DEMAND' MAYBE IT'S PAY DAY ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOE APES ASPIRIN TICKETS, PLEASE "He's a man of fixed Ideas." "Yes. A polite way of calling him Two Other Fellows seem to know you. Did I once, lend yoo money?" "Did you get It back?" HE LIKES IT, TOO . Lon- VwlJ i . SM feJ YEAR APT i "Do you like this Idea of women smoking?" "Indeed not ! A package of cigarettes has enough hands to grah from it as U Is." BEAT THAT ONE "Wonder why the groiindnog runs and hunts his .hole when he sees his shadow." "Well, groundhon day Is so nenr the first of the month that he mny mistake the pursuing shade for a bill collector." The Here Grace What have you ever done to benefit your felliw man? Her HusbandI married you, did I not? rlf Frleml-Y- ou ff M don't seem enthusiastic about elevating the stage. Theatrical Manager No. the more you try to elevate the stage, the more depressed the box office seems to Lombard Loans Loans which have a large element of speculation in them " which, for that reason, bear higher than average rate of inte1 est are know as Lombard loan The name comes from Lonibaw street, the old Wall Street of W don, where money lenders a such loans. Place Your Order become. NO CHANCE iloW Far Whita Lectiorns, Ktd. Kfk,,rj thr Popular Bred. Pnxjactio Moantaia Brad and Aeelim.tfd mV ahort djt.nce from anr war arica to roar warm Broodr. di.trib.tera far and Uncoln chick feadera. WriW -aapUI prieaa and caah dloconnti "Sol-Ho- USUAL ALIBI - PBODffJt AN INTERMOUNTAIN "I Tes." Then you don't know me." don Passing Show. Oil t" "That woman treats her husband like a dog." "Poor man!" "Oh. he likes It I She la alwayi feeding and petting him." plaeod naw. , Alt Brmdinc Stock Blaod 1"' PaDoraa Diaaaaa. BWD), br tl "JJJ Whola Bleed Assignation ainea Octebar lit. 1933. and M rated reactsri removed.' FOOLED AGAIN TIMPANOGOS HATCHEBIW rdera j RAMSHAW HATCHERIE ? a. a..,. .i. Iko Cilr. v" He who thinks only of hims' aid ni Ho, the sage of town, "must not be surprsaid things that you were sorry Tor? Second roittlolan-- Oh yes. but have always managed to show that was 1 ahoald Good." 1 misquoted. emrjDMD he OF QUALITY Wife You men think you are angels 1 Husband Well ; we were the first to fly. "I'm afraid Mamie hue married hrr self clean out of our sot." , "Why so?" "The fellow Is neither a dancer aor a bridge player." He Knew Her "Who Is It at the phone?" "U seems to be some woman nil an hear htr sav Is Idtm 11 "1 atswer IL It must he my wife 1 . jo DO.VJVJ "Is their married life happy?" "Nothing else but She thinks fl. wutae"t person 00 eart and he thinks she la the most beautiful Perfect, eh I" it Km war tntermavntaln Similar to efco MM v aaa " q roar atorr in proae ar tcrmoantain Fradaete Calam"; r' R. ieic a.l, I rid. Ii torj appear! In this eolama roa will ceire check lor ' .t $3.00 Week Ne. IW v fl.lt 15 i |
