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Itokbim's Vegetable Compbond !' 88 per cent, of these replies answer Ecaa re-gO-ed re-eer- bat S3 out of every for taking thia madlcine lor wbicb it is reoommended fcnafllai bj 14, Tok sls by all means (romen 100 an drug-list- s. c$mxm Horses And Moles DirtcnartJnflucr,SitoptegForer. Cough and Colds. Cheapest and surest means of escaping these disease. Occasional doses work won-d- o. Give "SPOHN'S" foe Dog Distance. Used for thirty rears. What People Want That norei "Babbitt" pointed out Che barrenness of city life, but wbat people want Is a novel to show them tow to better enjoy It Best Laxative Fig - tr Ccgrg H. CHAPTER XVI Tina' Uoru Co. d Continued. n. 18 "You Bennett "There!" heart And when Henry Mortimer says a thing, it's so. There's nobody's word Td take before Henry Mortimer's." aaid Mr. "When Rufus Bennett makes an assertion," said Mr. Mortimer, highly flattered by these kind words, "you can bank on it, Rufus Bennett's word is his bond. Rufus Bennett is a whte man !" The two old friends clasped hands with a good deal of feeling. "I am not disputing Mr. Bennett's claim to belong to the Caucasian race," aaid Mrs. HIgnett "I merely maintain that this house is . . "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" interrupted Jane. "You can thrash all that out some other time. The point Is, if this fellow is your newhew, I don't see what we can do. We'll have to let him go." "I came to this house," said Sam, raising his vizor to facilitate speech, !. "to make a socal call "At this hour of tile night!" snapped Mrs. HIgnett "You always were an Inconsiderate boy, Samuel." "I came to inquire after poor Eustace's ankle. I've only Just heard that the poor chap was ill," "He's getting along quite well," said Jane, melting. "If I had known you were so fond of Eustace . , "All right is he?" said Sam. "Well, not quite all right, but he's going on very nicely." ; "Fine!" "Eustace and I are engaged, you know!" , "No, really? Splendid! I ean't see you very distinctly how those Johnnies in the old days ever contrived to put up a scrap with things like this on .their heads beats me but you k sound a good sort I hope you'll be very happy." "Thank you ever so much, Mr. Marlowe. I'm Sure we shall." "Eustace is one of the best" "How nice of you to say so." "All this," interrupted Mrs. HIgnett, who had been a chafing auditor of this OTHER! "California Copyright iiT ..." can be kept on their feet and working if owners giro "SPOHrS" for Child's iissisil ComVegetable ' pound. I am taking it and it baa made x llluttration years ana finally bad a is Syrup" of courtesies, "is bestde Why did you dance In the ball, Samuel, and play the orchestrion?" "Yes," said Mr. Bennett reminded of his grievance, "waking people up." "Scaring us all to death!" complained Mr. Mortimer. remember you as a boy, Snmucl," sad Mrs. HIgnett "lamentably lacking In consideration for others and concentrated only on your selfish pleasures. Harry Mother! Even a bilious, con- You seem to have altered very little." stipated, fererlab child loves he pleas"Don't ballyrag the poor man," said ant taste of "Call&rnla Fig Syrup" and Jane Hubbard. "Be human ! Lend him It never falls to open the bowels. A a teaspoonful today may prevent a sick "I shall do nothing of the sort," said child tomorrow. Mrs. HIgnett "I never liked him and Ask. your druggist for genuine "Cali- I dislike him now. He has got himself fornia FJg Syrup which has directions into this trouble his own through toe bablea and children of all ages printed on bottle. Mother 1 Too must "It's not his fault his head's the say "California or yoa may get an wrong size,", said Jane. Imitation fig syrup. "He must get himself out as best he can," said Mrs. Hignett Salt of the earth Quite generally "Yery well," said Sam, with bitter save the pep. alao. dignity. "Then I will not trespass further on your hospitality, Aunt Adeline. I have no doubt the local blacksmith will be able to get this d d thing off me. I shall go to him now. I will let have the helmet back by parcel you t&l roar system of Catarrh or Deafness post at the earliest possible opportucaused by Catarrh. " He walked coldly nity. ScU wts M door. "And there are peoF. J. CHENEY &. CO, Toledo. Ofob to the front ple," he remarked sardonically, "who say that blood is thicker than water! bet they never had any aunts I" Ill Flower Invest The remedy win) s retard of fifljatitil . Episods Five. yean of suipaauag exedOcaea. Al who with Bream trotmeanwhile, Blllle, stoat soar serroas walk saffer draeepaia, ting docilely at her heels, had reached aca.eonsdpa(iaa. tadjgsettaa, torpid Hver, the garage and started the car. Like faAM, fcyftyfc e luf--- p at fend, wiad oa ateoncs. salpifsrtoa aad other all cars which have been spending a iedieaooas of dJrestivs disorder, will Gad considerable time in secluded inaction, Oxers Aegujtt Funrat aa effective it did not start readily. At each apaadeSciertreB.Fwfihefl7eari plication of BIIHe's foot on the Has asedkaae hss Seea tjsrtxagfafly aaed It emitted a tinny and relainiaioaaof fcocndbelds all ever the crrfl-lie- d world. Beeaaaa ef to merit aad proachful sound and then seemed to go to sleep again. Eventually,' however, August Flowkx tan be fooad today wherever ntedidaes are sold. the engines began to revolve and the 30 and 90 cent bottle. machine moved reluctantly out Into the drive. "The battery must be run down," said Blllle. "All right," said Bream. Blille east a glance of contempt at him out of the corner of her eyes. She hardly knew why she had spoken to OSES I him except that, as all automoblllsts are aware, the Impulse to say rude things about their battery is almost irresistible. To an automobilist the art of conversation consists in rapping out scathing remarks either about the battery or the oiling system. ' Blllle switched on the headlights and turned the car doyn the dark drive. Sue was feeling thoroughly upset. Her idealistic nature had received a painful shock on the discovery of the PARKER'S streak in Bream. To call it a yellow HAIR iiBALSAM yellow streak was to understate the nun it nt riiuhTilrmr itw Keatorae. Colo and facts. It was a great belt of saffron nau ft fiil3 JLilBtm y Urr w ra v encircling his whole soul. That she, tut ami ai.uou .Torxira. ir Wllhelmlna Bennett, who had gone H1NDERCORNS Cnns. Cml- through the world seeking a Galahad, Itort to ohooid finiah her career as the wife of m, mk-- nltJH mvt. Wo. br mii ar at pnu-HuInterchange the point 1 wrong-headedness- ." oil's CatDwh Eletildne Sf- !" Good-night!- Orefs self-tarte- poo-nbr- irr UE2PPE3CS Sh&ve With Cuticura Soap The New Way Without Mug i i n m Cbmnimi Warka. "I wocX" a man who bid under beds simply beSam bent over the side of cause people shot st him with elephant-gun-s arms, urtea was abhorrent to her. Why, Sam- put his bands under her her on uel Marlowe would have perished rath- her like a kitten and deposited er than do such a thing. Tou micht the seat beside blra. Then, throwing at an say what yon liked about Samuel Mar- in the clutch, he drove drive and out speed down the lowe and, of course, his habit of Into the silent road. Strange creatures plamg practical Jokes put him beyond of the night came and went in tne the pale but nobody could queation his coursge. Look at the way he had golden glow of the headlights. dived overboard that time in the harEpisode Six. bor at New York ! Blllle found herself "Put me down," said Blllle. thinking bard about Samuel Marlowe. "You'd get hurt if I did, traveling at There re only a few makes of car In which you can think hard about this pace." "Wbat are you going to dof anything' except the actual driving about till you promise to "Drive without stalling the engines, and Mr. Bennett's Twin-SiComplex was not marry me." "You'll have to drive a long time. one of them. It stopped as if it had been waiting for the signal. The noise "Right ho!" said Sam. The car took a corner and purred died wheels The of the engine sway. out a ceased to revolve. The automobile down a lane. Blllle reached steering the at did everything except lie down. It was hand and grabbed a particularly car and right wheel. "Of course, If you want to smash up from the start it had been unable to In a ditch !" said Sam, righting the car see the sense in this midnight exnedl-tloIt seemed now to have the Idea with a wrench. "You're a brute!" said Blllle. that if It Just lay low and did nothing, not going to talk to you." "I'm presently it would be taken back to its "All right Lean back and doze off. copy garage. Noth- We've the whole night before us." Blllle trod on the "What do you mean?" cried BiUIe, ing happened. "You'll have to get down and crank sitting up with a Jerk. "Have you ever been to Scotland V her," she said curtly. "What do you mean?" "All right," said Bream. "I thought we might push up there. "Well, go on," said Blllle, impaWe've got to go somewhere and, oddly tiently. enough, I've never been to Scotland." "Eh?" Blllle regarded him blankly. "Get out and crank her." "Are you crazy?" Bream emerged for an Instant from "I'm crazy about you. If you knew his trance. what I've gone through tonight for "All right," he said. The art of cranking a car is one that your sake you'd be more sympathetic. Is not given to all men. Some of our I love you," said Sam, swerving to greatest and wisest stand helpless be- avoid a rabbit "And what's more, you fore the task. It is a Job toward the know it." "I'm engaged to Bream Mortimer." consummation of which a noble soul "Oh, no, that's all off," Sam assured and a fine brain help not at all. A man may have all the other gifts and her. "It's not!" yet be unable to accomplish a task tne "RIeht off!" said Sam firmly. "You fellow at the garage does with one never bring yourself to marry a could flick of the wrist without quiet quick even bothering to remove his chewing man who dashed away like tnai ana gum. This being so, it was not only unkind but foolish of Blllle to grow impatient as Bream's repeated efforts failed of their object. It was wrong of her to click her tongne, and certainly she ought not to. have told Bream that he was not fit to churn butter. But women are an emotional sex and must be forgiven much In moments of mental stress. "Give it a good sharp twist" she ?tiUra. K J. r, self-starte- r. ' said. "All right," said Bream. "Here, let me do it," cried Blllle. She Jumped down and snatched the thingummy from his hand. With bent brows and set teeth she wrenched it round. The engine gave a faint protesting mutter, like a dog that has been disturbed In its sleep, and was still once more. "May I help?" It was not Bream who spoke, but a strange voice a sepulchral voice, the sort of voice some one would have used In one of Edgar Allan Foe's cheerful little tales If he had been burled alive and were speaking from the family vault Coming suddenly out of the night it affected Bream painfully. He uttered a sharp exclamation and gave a bound which, if he had been a Russian dancer, would probably have You Ever Been to Scotland?" caused the management to raise his "Have salary. He was In no frame of mind deserted you in your hour of nepd to bear up under sudden sepulchral Why, for all he knew, I might have voices. tnea to murder you. And he ran Blllle, on the other hand, was away! No, no. we eliminate Rrenm d pleased. The girl was Mortimer once and for all. He won't Just beginning to fear that she was do!" unequal to the task which she had This was so exactly what Blllle was chlded Bream for being unable to perherself that she could not bring feeling form and this was mortifying her. herself to dispute It "Oh, would you mind? Thank you "Anyway, I hate you !" she said, givso much. The has gone ing the conversation another turn. wrong." "Why? In the name of goodness Into the glare of the headlights there whyr a strange figure, strange, that stepped "How dared you make a fool of me Is to say, in these tame modern times. In the Middle ages he would have ex- In your father's office that morning?" "It was sudden inspiration. 1 had cited no comment at all. Passers-b- y would simply have said to themselves, to do something to make you think well "Ah, another of those knights off after of me, and I thought it mlrtit meet th the dragons !" and would have gone on case If I saved you from a lunatic with their way with a civil greeting. But In a pistol. It wasn't my fault that you the present age it is always somewhat found out." "I shall never forgive you !" startling to sea a helmeted head pop "Well, I hope you're fond of motorup in front of your automobile. At any rate, It started Bream. I will go fur- ing," said Sam, "because we're going ther. It gave Bream the shock of a life- on till you do." time. He had had shocks already that "Very well! Go on, then!" "I Intend to. Of course, It's all rljrht night, but none compared with this. Or perhaps It was that this shock, coming now while It's dark. But have you conon top of those shocks, affected him sidered what is going to happen when more disastrously than it would, have the sun gets up? We shall have a sort done If It had been the first of the of triumphal procession. How the series Instead of the last. One may small boys will laugh when they see a express the thing briefly by laying man In a helmet go hy In a carl 1 that, as far as Bream was concerned shan't notice them myself because It's Sam's unconventional appearance put a little difficult to notice anything the lid on it. He did not hesitate. He from Inside this thing, but I'm nf'rald It did not pause to make comments or will be rather unpleasant for you ask questions. With a single catlike I know what we'll do. We'll go to screech which took years off the lives London and drive up snd down Piccaof the abruptly wakened birds roosting dilly! That will be fun 1" in the neighboring trees, he dashed There was a long silence. "Is my helmet on straight?" sahi away towards the house and, reaching his room, locked the door and pushed Sam. Blllle made no reply, she was look-lnthe bed, the chest of drawers, two before her down the chairs, the to.rel stand and three pairs of shoes against It. Only then did he road. Always a girl of sn.hlen feel comparatively safe. Impulse, she hud Just made a curious Out on the drive Blllle was staring dis cry, to wit, that she was enjoy, at the man in armor who had now, lng uerself. There was so something In-" with a masterful wrench which novel and exhilarating about this midformed the car right away that he night ride that imperceptibly her would stand no nonsense, set the enand resentment had ebbed awuy She found herself gine going again. struggling with a de she to sire stammered, "why "Why why," laugh, are you wearing that thing on your Till now dignity and wrath combined ' head?" had kept Blllle from making any in"Because I can't get It off." quiries intd a matter which had excited Hollow es the voice was, Blllle rec- In her a quite painful curiosity, in her new mood she resisted the ognised It. Impulse no "S Mr, Marlowe !" she exclaimed. longer. "Get in," said Sam. He had seated "Why are you wearing that thing?" "I told you. Purely and h'.mself at the steering wheel. "Where simply because I can't get it off. You don't can I take you?" sup"Go away!" said Blllle. pose I'm trying to set a new style in "Get in!" gents' headwear, do you?" "I don't want to talk to you." "But why did you ever put It on?" "W ell. it was this way. After "I want to talk to you. Get mi" I cams high-spirite- self-start- is rhm drawifil out of tne eupou room. . ." "What?" Ok. Didn't I tell you about that? la the cupboard in was sitting I yes, dinner-tim- e from room the drawing After that I came out and onwards. started cannoning about among Aunt Adeline's china, so I thought I'd better switch the light on. Unfortunately I Inswitched on some sort of musical strument instead. And then somebody one started shooting. So, what with would it I thought another, and thing bid In be best to hide somewhere. I one of the suits of armor in the hall "Were you inside there all the time we were "Yes. I say, that was funny about the Bream, wasn't It? Getting under mean." bed, I "Don't let's talk about Bream." "That's the right spirit ! I like to see it! All right, we won't Let's get back to the main issue. Will you mar- ' By BUCK CAMPBELL ''' i. vnn a state legislature d!. there are usually no flowers, The average man win , of hla way to meet temptation ' ' A crank la a aulsance be becomes rich. Then he utita " an It Is all right to say what yon think if your thlnk-caright and your thoughts Is n are in n ..." The man who marries th!! wrong girl may console himself " with the thought that the rlrht I uuo wuuiu uui uave nun, ! ..4 There were some pretty hot aays aunng tne summer, hnt nothing compared to sitting aa a juo.ge in a oaoy snow, ry me?" "But why did you come I I to the houss at all?" "To see you." The fellow who has been ' ' At that time of "To see me! raised in an Impure atmosphere ' night?" often takes offense at the rose- - ' ' "Well, perhaps not actually to see Bceiueu me ox ins neignoor you." Sam wes a little perplexed for a moment. Something told him that it Home often is merely a place would be Injudicious to reveal his true where you get your mall motive and thereby risk disturbing the harmony which he felt had begun to Never marry for money until 1 exist between them. "To be near you! To be In the same house with you !" he T you are sure of getting it UI4, Western Newspaper Union.) went on vehemently, feeling that he X had struck the right note. "You don't know the anguish I went through ufter I read that letter of yours. I was mad ! SAID IN EARNEST I was . . . well, to return to the point, will you marry me?" Better a wise enemy than a fool Blllle sat looking straight before her. friend. The car, now on the main road, moved Not so much "watch and pray" u smoothly on. "Will you marry me?" work and pray. "Oh, don't talk like a parrot," cried Blllle. "It reminds me of Bream." Men sometimes marry their Ideals "But will you?" If they have money. "Yes," said Blllle. Sam brought the car to a standstill There is good in every man if yoa with a Jerk, probably very bad for the really care for' him. tires. "Darling!" said Sam, leaning toThe man who does his best seldom wards her. has to look for a Job. "Oh, curse this helmet!" "Why?" An argument is used to promote oa. "Well, I rather wanted to kiss you necessary conversation. and It hampers me." "Let me try and get it off. Bend Unconventional people can be at down !" tiresome as the conventional brani "Ouch !" said Sam. "It's coming. There 1 How helpless When a fool has nothing to say bi men are!" Is never satisfied until he says It "We need a woman's tender care," Knit ties should be the prevailing said Sam, depositing the helmet on the floor of the car, and rubbing his smartstyle for European diplomats. ing ears. "Blllle !" "Sam 1" Life has Its ups and downs, but the price of gasoline has mostly ups. "You angel!" "You're rather a darling after all," said Blllle. "But you want keeping in It's an "awful" thing for a child to be hungry, German or other nation order," she added severely. "You will do that when we're marality. ried. When we're married!" he reMany parents1 think it is called peated luxuriously. "The only trouble Is," said Blllle, higher education because of the book "father won't hear of it" "No, he won't. Not till It is all over," said Sam. Grandfather carried hot water to th He started the car again. pump ; his grandson carries it to the "What are you going to do?" said radiator. Blllle. "Where are you going?" One of Europe's leading Industrie! "To London," said Sam. "It may be news to you, but the old lawyer like since the war is photographing new myself knows that, by going to Doctors' cabinets. Commons or the Court of Arches or How to Avoid Road somewhere, or by routing the arch"Explains bishop of Canterbury out of bed or Bumps." The simplest method would be to detour. something, you can get a special license and be married almost before What does a", tightwad do during you know where you are. My scheme roughly Is to dig this special license Thrift week? Squeeze the eagle I out of whoever keeps such things, have little more firmly. . a bit of breakfast, and then marget ried at our leisure before lunch at a Homes are cleaner now than they were a generation ago, claims a writer. registrar's." "Oh, not a registrar's!" said Blllle. Sure, they're used less. ' I (, illllHM"lH"Hmilli4 . "No?" "I should hate a registrar's." "Very well, angel. Just as you say. WeT go to a church. There are millions of churches in London. I've seen them all over the place." He mused for a moment. "Yes, you're quite right," he said. "A church is the thing. It'll please Webster," "Webster?" "Yes, he's rather keen on the church bells never having rung out so blithe a peal before. And we must consider Webster's feelings. After all, he brought m together." "Webster? How?" "Oh. I'll tell you all about that some other time," said Sam. "Just for the moment I want to sit quite still and think. Are you comfortable? Fine! Then off we go." The birds In the trees the road stirred and twittered fringing a, grumpily the noise of the engine disturbed their slumber. But. if they had known it ,D 'UkA1 an ! rafe. not befallen them, for Sam us too happy to sing. THE EM... '7,T! - Salt Lake City this paper. Write Moler Barber Col.. . ; :.f :;n ' L "hi- - ar m r1"'11' f An ordinary chr',w from one ,0 one or more a year. The w,th wh, ?18 we ,lle 8kele,on or " TZ ZVL weather i,.. hore to t' Vdmpsed 1 tle as u by wind. "UIer "ires out any which still ad- - sponges. Let'a Walt. & U 114 Regent 3t All commercial DM"" School of Efficiency. CataloR free. 60 N. Main St.. 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