OCR Text |
Show Frid ay, Jan uar y 4, 1929 A Few,k (§ L it le I@ ALL RUN FOR OFF ICE mE MIDVALE JOU RN AL News No tes Ut ah LEH 1-Sug ar beets ranke d third in the list of Utah crops. Farme rs were paid $4,380,000 for their produ ct dur· ing the year. HEBE R CITY -Utah 's hay crop for 1928 was valued at $17,380,000, au in· crease of more than $3,000,000 over the 1927 produ ction, which totale d SALT LAKE -Incre ase in value or all Utah crops this year over 1927 is given at $3,000,000 in the annua l crop summ ary of Frank Andre ws, local statist ician for the Unite d States de· partm ent of agricu lture. Utah crops last year broug ht the farme rll $39,00 0, 000, while the return s this year will total $42,000,000. Misses Guess When the South ern Califo rnia Troja ns trounc ed Notre Dame 's eleven , Coach Knute Rockn e lost his perfec t percen tage as a proph et. At the start of the season , . Rock.ne predlctl.!d his team would • lose three games this season , but the Troja ns made It four. The others to trium ph over Notre Dame this season were Wisco nsin, Georg ia Tech and Carne gie Tech. It'• • Prioile~e to Li#e in Mrs. Gasaw ay-Th e judge'!! wite is the most fortun ate woman to the $14,311,000. world . UTAH -Whe at produ ction in Utah !\IrS; Ussen -Wha t's the reason tor enrich ed the farme rs $6,738,000 in 1928. all the envy? This excels the preceti.ing twelv e 'n'W~IRSf' Gusa way- Her husba nd -sen· month s, which totale d $5,792,000. The all the tramp s that come un· ·whea t crop ranke d second In the list. der Ills notice to beat her carpe ts and CEDAR CITY -A t,)tal of 700 deer help with the spring cleani ng. ldlled in nine days by five men is t~e record establ lJhed by those appoin ted A MYS TER Y to do the job under the direct ion o' the forest servic e on the Kalba b forest . DELT A-Th e coldes t weath er ex· perien ced In Delta was felt here re· cently when the mercu ry, accord ing· to the gover nment statio n at Deser et, dropp ed to 14 degree s below zero. The large numb er of shopp ers In town shiver ed as they wer.t from p1ace to Jllace makin g their Christ mas selections. Bird- ! wonde r what kind of a t;!rd lald those funny eggs I Pirates Pick Up Coast Rookie • • ILLINI TO LEAD WA R ON BOOING When the Pittsb urgh Pirate s go into spring traini ng next year, 1;1 young gmdu ute of a southe rn Pacifi c baseb all team, Will be among the large numh er of "Rook ies" aspiri ng for big league recogn ition. He Is nasil Panel la of Oakla nd, Calif., emplo~·ed for the last three years as helper in the West Oakla nd Distri ct stores , and the star first basew an for the Distri ct Stores Baseb all team. It was while playin g In one of his team's games that he was seen by Joe Devin e, Pacifi c Coast Pirate s, and given a year's contra ct with the big league team. scout for the Althou gh only ninete en years of age, Panel la is 0 feet tall and weij!hs 175 pound s. In 2() games this season , he has hatted for a .407 avera ge and posses ses a high fieltling averag e. When Food So ur s Lots of folks who think they have Mfndigestion,. have only an acid condl· Director Huff Asks Cage Uon which could be correc ted in five or ten minut es. An efl'ectlve antl·a<'id Men to Mend Ways. llke Phllli ps Milk or Magn esia soon restor es digest ion to norma l. Praisi ng the Unive rsity of llllnol s Phllli ps does away with all that studen ts for origin ating a campa ign sourn ess and gas right after meal8. It for better sports mansh ip by specta tors preve nts the distre ss so of athlet ic contes ts, especi ally baske t two hours after eating apt to occur . What a pleasball, Georg e Hufl', direct or of phys- ant 11r.eparatlon to take I And how ical welfar e, vigoro usly denou nced the good it Is for the system I Unlik e a growi ng tenden cy of Big Ten crowcls burnin g dose of soda- which Is but to boo or hiss. tempo rary relief at best-P hllllp s Booin g and hissin g ot officials and l\Iilk of Magn esia neutra lizes many other unspo rtsma nlike condu ct by times its volum e In acid. specta tors at baslw t ball games at the Next time a hearty meal, or too rich variou s Big Ten unive rsities have de- a diet has broug ht on the least dis ·velop ed to such an exten t that the •omfort, trydirect ors of athlet ics of the confe r· ence feel the existe nce of baske t ball as a Blg Ten sport is threat ened. This was reveal ed by direct ors In a letter which was malled to every stude nt in the uni\·e rsity. · "In my opinio n It Is not only un· gentle manly and cowar dly, but dis· gracef u I, for a colleg e man to boo or COYOTE, FOX and SKUN K hiss, wheth er it Is at an athlet ic con· HXTElt> IINATO R CAI'S('J,E~. Got 9 COJotes one nlf[_ht. Brough t $121.60. test or any other kind of entert ain· Free Circular. Free Fonnulas and ment," said Direc tor Hu.fl'. Jaslructions. GEORGE EDWARDS, Livingston, Montana Condu ct by crowd s at baske t ball apparen tly is the greate st proble m, as Not a "Pine apple " Direc tor Hull praise d the Illlnl tor Seated at her windo w early In the sports manli ke behav ior at footba ll morni ng, a woma n saw a nervo us games . Stude nt leader s said that the little man with a packa ge that he campa ign was Inaug urated at Illinoi s, handle d ginger ly step from a taxica b. not becau se the situat ion In baske t He ran to a doorst ep, put the packa ge ball was any worse than In any other down carefu lly and then quickl y en Institu tions, but becau se' reform was tered the taxi and wns gone. Know· neede d everyw here. ing her Chicag o, the woma n lmmed l· The campa ign reache d Its clima x ately teleph oned the pollee tllat a when a massm eetlng , In cbarg e of the bomb had been plante d, then stuck studen t counc il, was held In the gym- her finger s in her ears to deade n the nasium annex with Russe ll Crane , cap· crash. The police came, circle d taln elect of the footba ll team, John aroun d the pacl,a ge cautio usly, Griffith, Big Ten comm ission er, Dlrec · openell it, and found two little kit tor Iluf' and Vic Oland er, assist ant tens. footba ll coach , as speak ers. An Illl· nols code of sports mansh ip was Wort h Know ing Whe n adopt ed from sugge stions made by Wint er Cold Com es! variou s studen ts. Did you ever hear of a fiye-h our "Our athlet es, all In all, have malntained a high stand ard of sports man· remed y for colds? There Is one, and sblp on the field, and this movem ent it really does bring you out of it comIs conce rned with the condu ct of our pletely. Even it it's grippe , thi'g meth· studen ts In attend ance at contes ts," ·Od works , only takes longer . !'ape' s said Direc tor Hufl'. "I desire to com- Cold Comp ound is in tablet torm. plime nt our studen ts upon the good Pleasa nt-tas ting, but It surely has the sports mansh ip they have shown dur· "auth ority 1"-Ad v. lng the footba ll season . But baske t Mons ter Indian Dam ball Is here and our record last season The larges t dam ln the world ha• was not as cleAn as to booing and hissin g of officials. This was the case been compl eted at Bhatg or, Bhor on other Big Ten floors to such an state, India. It is 5,333 feet long ~tnd exten t that the direct ors ot athlet ics tl1e volum e of mason ry Is 21,500,000 of the confer ence feel the welfa re and cubic feet, holdin g back a lake 14'-h even the very existe nce ot baske t baU square miles in exten t Two canal s more than 100 miles long will lrrl· as a Big Ten sport is menac ed.'' gate an area of more than 8;"1() 000 acres, from which the annua l value ot n.e crops should be about $12, How ls Fast PofMMilk. HILLIPS . • • • • • • • • • • • • • ,:"J. ;: • • • WOLF • • Drink Water to Help Wash Out Kidney Poison • • • I I • agnesta EPHR AIM- Coach Thorp e Isaacson and his polish ed hoop artists from Danee roua Powe r • • ••• •• ••• • • • •• the Purvl e and Gold schoo l at An orator will heave in sight • And slng his little song, Ephra im, will depar t soon by autom o- : No Swe aring ! · And make you think that be Is right, bile on a barnst ormin g tour throug h No matte r if he'll wrong . The Illlino ls boxing commls- • the northe rn part of the state. The $ion bas issued an injunc tion Ephra im high schoo l baske tball reAn Unkn own Quan tity Officials at Swart hmore college re· agains t profan ity in the ring. presen tative s are the strong est ever cently decide d to aband on all minor "Fron t I" yelled the hotel clerk. Sig Hart, Chicag o boxmg pro· to repres ent the school, and have won sports . The bellho p did not stir. rooter, Is the first to suffer unfrom Bingh am, :Murray and Nephi . "Hey I" promp ted the hotel clerk, der the ruling . The comm ission • • • EPHR AIM- Stock men of Ephra im Roy Gotfre dson of Milwa ukee Is "don't luts revoke d his licens e for • you ·now what 'front ' consid ered the best tennis player In are payin g a bount y of $5 for coyote s means ?" using profan e langu age at a Wisconsin. and $4 for bobca ts caugh t in the fields "No," said the bellhop languidly, boxing show at Chicago. "when I was In Franc e they bad me and on the range s adjace nt to Eph· ~\W>0<W>\W~~<$>·~·~·~·~W ·~~W·~·>(i)• on the S. 0. S." Roger s Horns by says "baseb all Is raim. It is re·pcr ted to the Manti nanot so funny to me." And he ph1~·ed tional forest offlee that the Spring with Bosto n, too 1 City people are payin g a simlla r boun· Not Much Beat s Izzy Schw artz ty to encou rage local trappe rs to • • "Wou ld you consid er their marria ge Charl es F. Crowl ey has been rt>apw.ork aroun d home where the losses a succes s?" pointe d head coach of the Columbia from preda tory anima ls have been "Abso lutely ! The compa ny was univer sity footba ll team. heavy during past summ er and fall. televls ioned, radloc ast. photo graph ed • for the movies, and record ed for ll HEBE R CITY -Utah 's Christ mas The Ilot Stove league has won the talkin g machi ne compa ny I What more turkey pool of 560,000 pound s broke penna nt for 1929, and Is planni ng could you ask?" all previo us record s, sellin g tor $225,. even farthe r ahead than that. 000 cash and tilling 23 cars, declar ed • • Summ er Scho ol Alber tus Willar dson, vice-p reside nt of Lefty Grove of the Athlet ics rt>cent· "Elois e," said tile profes sor, "I want the Utah Poultr y Produ cers' assocl a· ly opene d a new bowlin g center in his rou to write ao essay on ice caps at tion, recent ly. The figure was more home town of Locan coning , Md. the Pole." than double that of 1927, which to· • "But I am not intere sted In lee taled 250,000 pounds. The pool com· Coach Bob Duffy of Dickin son !'On· caps." mande d the highe st unit price of any sidere d the Pittsb urgh eleven lhe "'Get Intere sted. Just Imagine, they sold and was the only weste rn pool strong est In the count ry In 1928. are the latest style." that sold for cash. LOGA N-Un der the direct ion of W. They opera ted to recove r the golf Scien tific Wor k ball 1. Funk, state road superv isor for that was swallo wed by a Los An., The Judge -Do I under stand you to geles bulldog. A hole In one, as it Cache county , the work of widen ing say that you once held public emplo y· were. '~ variou s points on the road in Logan < ment under the state as a geolog ist? canyo n is rapidl y progre ssing. Many • • Prison er-Ye s, I made a study of John Tliom as, forme r all-Am erican of the sharp est curve s where autorocks for 00 days. fullba ck of Chicag o, has tender ed his mobll e accide nts have prevai led In the resign ation as head coach at Haske ll past are being remov ed as much as Institu te. A ONE-HORSE TOW N possib le. An attem pt is being made to accom pllsh the projec t before the • 500,000. Natha n Barra gar, rugged South ern summ er traffic beg-ins. The work is Califo rnia center , has been being under taken follow ing author i· ele>cted captai u of the 1929 Troja n footba ll Defin ite zatlon by K. C. Wrigh t, engin eer ~t Emile ele\·en ('"Spid . ''Who er") se son £'Iadn are er you, little boy?.. of !franc e the state road comm ission . gave Izzy Sdnvn rtz of Jliew York, rec· "I am the son of my aunt's sister ." • • OGDE N-Me mbers of the Webe r ognlze d there as -Kari katur en, Oslo. lgna!'lo Ferna ndez, latest Fflipin o the flyweight chamcount y comm ittee of the Utah Tax· pion, a thorou gh beatin g In a 12· glovem an, is fighting with great suc· p11.pers' associ ation visited the offices round bout. I'ladn er easily l!alne{l the cess In Califo rnia. Ile's a feathe rof the Webe r count y comm ission ers de<'lslon after winnin g elght of the weight. recent ly and placed their official 0. round s. with two even. • • • K. on the budge t for 1929 as tentat ive· Georg e Mag-erkurth, Pacific Coast ly fixed by the comm ission ers. The Bast>hall league umpire>. has been sold Webe r count y budge t aggre gates $349,· John McGraw Talk s of to the Nation al league for the report · 038, based on an estim ated reven ue Orioles at Baltimore ed priee of $2/iOO. -,:-. ""'-.. of 349,860.13. The eEtim ated reven ue • • John J. McGrnw, while chinni ng If Your Back Hurts or Bladd er Lady Heath , noted Briti~h aviatr ix, ''Ther e's the only mun In this place from ta..~es, fees, etc., is as follow s: with some old cronie s recent ly, sprun g Gener al fund, Bothe rs You, Begin $169,748.23; poor fund, severa who has a horse. If It weren 't fOJ' l yarns of the old days at Bal- won fame as an athlet e. !-'rom 1922 $41,30 6.18; roads, $138,811.70. The bud· timore Takin g Salts that this burg would have. a better , when that team won p~>nnants to 1927 she repl·esPnted Great Britai n get as tentat ively agreed ut upon intern Is ntiona as l compP titlons reputa tion." . and the Oriole s were consid ered the , "I:low can that affect Its reputa · follows for the three funds : Gener al greate st team on earth. When your kidne ys hurt and your • • fund, $170,223; poor fund, $41,265; tlon ?" El Quafi, back Algeri feels sore don't get scared and an Olymp ''Once ic marathe old Oriole s wet·e In a roads, $137,550. "It makPs It a one-ho rse town." procee d to load your stoma ch with tight place, " snid John, "with .Jake thou winne r, hns finished fir~t In more RICH FIELD -Testi ng of dairy cows. Virtue at hat. Jake had a lot of drugs that excite the kidne ys been hitting than 200 races during his runnin g heifer s and bulls in Sevie r count y well ugains t ns, and with career , In M,. Lady' a House hold all of tht'm One of the speed iest playe rs on the and irritat e the entire urinar y tract 12 miles or longer. runne rs on. has just been compl eted by repre- It looked as though we "Don' t dally and shirK, Unive rsity of Illinoi s baske t ball team ·rreep your lddne ys clean like you might be in • • • 1>on·t loiter and shrink , sentat ives of the state board of agri· for ft. is John D. How of Lakev ille, Ind. He lree>p your bowels clean, by flushi ng Dicke y ll!artin , golf publis her and But thlnlc out your work, cultur e and the burea u of anima l in"Hobb y was catchi ng and, as Jake links addfr·t, bns witnes sed twelve is 5 feet 11% Inches tall and plays them with a mild, harml ess suits And lhen work out your thlnk.M dustry of the United States depar t- walke d to the plate, he said to which helps to remov e the body's uri· him: pla~·ers make hole~·in-one at vn1·!ous forwa rd. nous ment waste and stimu lates them td .. of agricu lture. The work was in 'Say, Jake, I hear you can hft a hall times, but has never made one him· Sard ine !heir norma l activi ty. The functi on charg e of self. Dr. I. L. Nebek harde er, r than deput y any man on the cluh. "1 say," said the uew curate , look· Base ball Does Not Show of the kidney s is to filter the blood. state veteri narian , l'Ye an.l got Dr. a J. bet I. that Cur· • you will make the tng up from the evenin g paper, "have In 24 hours they strain from it 500 tis or Richfi Officia eld longes ls and nt t hit Dr. Washi this C. L. Jones ngton and Jf'ffe>r· Any Improvement to Fan grains aftern oon.' " you heard abou~ the dean who was of acid anrl waste , so we can of the son, burea who u of alrearl anima y have arrang ed to l indus try ot found In a hox ?" Virtue bit. llobin~on sent the out· "I have watch ed baseb all In both readil y under stand the vital lmpor - • piny \\'ilten Provo . hl'rg Repor in J!)2!), hnpe to get ma}Jr league s since 1907," writes ts of the veteri narian s fielders back aud called for a slow "No," cried the rector esclter lly. J. tance of keepin g the kldnt' ys active two submi other tted Ohio teams on their 1D2!l n_ n_, In the Dl:'troit News, "and I still . to Count y Agent S. R. Hoe- 't ball. Virtue did not like slow_ "Whic h dean was that 'i" ones menu. Drink lots of gooll watet ·-you can't well show a total of 7097 head and ''The sardin e." and It was a 3-to-1 bet he'd raise it have to be convin ced that basebn ll todrink too much ; also get from any have been tested in the county this • • Into the air if he conne cted. day Is as good as it was ten or fifteen pharm acist about four ounce s of .Tad ' month and sixty reacto rs were found. Detro it oftlcials arc said to luwe years ago. 1 am now speak ing f An Exam ple The first ball came up big as a of Salts; take a tablc~poonful in a glass house, and \'irtue let go viciou sly and reacl,e d the concluRion that Sam nih· hnsd>all and not a game of home runs of water bl'iore Mrs. Sharp e-You ha\'e bought t.hls The large numb er of reacto rs this year break son, fast their each morn· big Is a rig;ht·h surpd unrle!l se with to all handc pitrhe who uffed ball player s that can't .ng r, have been in· missed It. "Hey! " ~afd Hobinson, parrot and it does not talk. for a few days and rour lddnl' ys will never be a &tar iil the Ameri can use t11eir other arm terest ed in the test. and hnnrl as a sun may then "You ain't going to throw me down. Sharp e-Qui te right. I bought It act fine. This famou s salts league. shade in the outfield. You know what are aa an examp le ;or you. you?" s made from the acid of grapPS and UTAH -Utah has marke d 50 to 75 • I mean. "You watch me," said Jake. "1'11 lemon juice, per cent of its roads with stand ard combi ned with llthla, and 'IIte Ar~l'ntlne Olymp ic swirnn wr, "Wha t would your major league lay out the next one all right." 11as been used for years to help clean Albt>rto Zorifln, hJ•oke thP wm·lrl rl'c· teams of today ghe dange r and cautio n signs and route Some Sprin ter for a Lajoie , 1nd stimu late The next one was a slow one and ord for 400 meter s back~troke. ~wim· \Vea Yer, cloggt>d l'idne ys; also "It says here a l\Iassa ciJuse tts worn- ,mark ers, accord ing to the report just Arclwr, Kling, Cra wfor<l. to neutra lize the acids in the system on threw a rolling pin 57 feet and 3 made by the burea u of public roads 'Virtu e missed lt. "Ther e goes my file ming the distan ce in 5 minutE's 47 2-!i EYers, Colliu;~, Schult e, Cobb, Tinke r. o they are no longe r a source of frrlbones ," wailed Hobby. "Not if I knnw second s. ln<'hes," remar ked Mrs. Grouch. of the Unite d States depar tment of !ln1Iman, Barry , Jackso n, Speak er, rntion, it," thus often reliev ing blnllde>r said Jake as he hit the next one> "Gosh ," exclai med Mr. Grouch, "her agricu lture. Califo rnia, Kentu cky and • • and a few others In their prime ? Jli o <YE~akD I'SS. a Earl Shel'ly, c11·aftt>d h.v thr PiratE'!< team mile in the air and the first basehusba nd must have been quick on the Colora do have done the same amou nt • has more than one and at tbe man finally caugh t it. Jnd Salts Is inexpe nsh·e, cam.o t infrom tl1e C'oa:;t lra:;ue. wns wnntr !l by getaw ay to get that much of a start c;f work, but the states of Arkan sas, outsitl e two, who resem ble the great j~;.'7e; makes a deligh tful ~ffcrvcscent on her." "Well , I won for you," said rirtue , Conni e ~lack. Tl1e I'iratr s Mnishl'd player s of a few years back. Orego n, Conne cticut, South Caroli na, 'l'ra vis .ithia- water drink, which ereryo ne ·return ing to the plate, where Hollin· lower lu the race and thei1· rlra ft was Jad;so n of the New Louis iana, Delwa re, Nevad a and York Giants , >hould take now and recogn ized. then to help kerp son was "1·inning. Idaho have marke d 75 to 99 per cent l\Iiel;t'y Cochr ane of the Philad elphia Argu ment their kltlne ys clean • and active . Try • • of the roads. Twent y-eigh t of the "llow 's that?" asked the big catche r. Athlet ics, 'l'ony Lnzze ri of the New "My mothe r bas r.Jways object ed his; also keep Adopt up the ion water of thr fiv~player roolde York Yanke es, nnd a few states have comp1eted the mark~ng "If you count long hits, wasn' t that others seem and no doubt you will wonodrlnld ng, to kissin g," explai ned Eloise. rule, re-elec er what tion of oflirprs and ahol· to he out there becau •rstem , good? " deman ded Virtue . "Ther e ain't se they like to becnm e of your kidne y troubl "How did she captur e your !ather ?" ishmc nt of the split ~f'ason wt're the be there e and and not merel y becau se their backa che. 11 man who can knock a ball as far as 1Uiked Alfred. high light!' of artion nt the annua l presen ce on the field 1s a means to a J. knock ell that one in the air.'' meetin g of the Thre':.·Eye league . finan<!tal end." w. N. U., Salt Lako City, No. 1-·1929 . ~ • • • • .. == == == == -- · - .• • • |