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Show • THE MIDVALE JOURNAL THE FEATHERHEADS WI-IV- HS-1.0, HELLO! WELCOME. flOMEII .. Friday, January 13, 1933 ByOobome •••---u-., ~M'"f" 'TRY "f"o FUNNY! I'M IN NO MOOD FbR and Outcast WHATSA MA1'1"1;!-; e.E HONE'( CHILD;;' S1'op IT! 6'e SERoou s) 'fHAI CA 1'1Y MRS or IN1'1MA1'ED THAT I WAS AFRAID ,-o G1ve MY "ReAL OPINION ON AN'( 'fHING- IT WAS AT 'TH!: CLUB MEETING- AND SHE--- eTC---El'C- WELL1 DEARI,- PROBABL'( IS '!'RJ.Je 1'HA1' You Ao=ee OUTSPOKE>-I-6UT N'OW, leLL ME TI-le 'l'RU l'H - PoN''f You 'THI'-IK "I"HA1' I'M ALWAYS? OlJ"f"SPOKEN. - UNLOCK. NOT t!>Y ME 7" 'TI;IE Doo~ fANN'fr PLEASE! 1 \ LL Be eooe> ® By Ted O'Loughlin FINNEY OF THE FORCE ~-JoT A oH- A BURGlAR! WeLL.-WI=LL. BURGLA~ CAPTAIN, :rusr A fUS{OM!=R- 'Too "See, I Gol' A CRAVING fuR A Gooo ~N CEt-IT CIGAR_- AU -ro-<~ S'f"'ORES WERe 01 CAI>T<iRI:D '1'H< S M ISCREAlJ"f" IN A CIGAR STORE- What an Honest Man! C 1\'Nt"n Nt"''l'lll~ Ulllllfl CI..OSE"P- l;'LJT I l='oLIN"t> -rHE. Ooo~ OF ONE IJNLDC\<(ED AND I WEt-IT 1'---r IN AND GOT A :SMOKE.- t - -·-' 1 .,-riA'f'S " QUI'!E s-roR '<, t-~ow IF '/-.:z. ;!"uS'( WeN"f" IN FeR A CIGAR-"DO '/ez_ MIND -(e LLI/J' WI-I'{ Yez. WeRE 1'R't'IN' 'To DPEIJ 'fH' SAFE? 01:4 "ftjAT!- WHY I WAS GOII-JG '"fo PuT IN 't'He "D•IAe -ro PAY l=OR ·tHE> CIG-AR.. J --~~~~~--~--~~~----~~~~~~~~~~~~~=----------------------------- HE SOAKS YOU NO KICK BOTH OUT OF LUCK HAD A CLUB FOOT SHE NOSE NOW NOT SO LUCKY "Why, Illf' dear man, I've never had to pay a doctor's bill in my life." "Well, somehow or other they all Lobster-No use we going to any more fish balls. 1 Do yon feel shy when you go to the doctor's?" "No! Not until rm leaving there." ' IN THE BOUDOIR 'Yben girls that are pips, to be frank, Go to swim 1n an Indoor tank, They find all thrill lacking The girls won't dance with me, they say I pinch them. Eel-They won't dance with e1ther, because I wriggle so I And It's really nerve-racking For with no men to look. Jt's just rank. me OLD CHEESE sue me." She-Your brother seems to have Big Sister-Why are you sniffing so no trouble at all stepping lnto s'vell social organizations. Be-No, he has a club toot. CHEAPEST IN THE END NOT ALWAYS FLYING ALL OF THAT mucb'l Have you a cold? Little Sister-No, I've been poking my nose in other Colks business, I guess. SAVING ENERGY • ' \VUle-Are you going to wear yonr overshoes out today, dear? "The Hubby-1 think not, lo-re i I'm not going fish-hawk Is always fiylng, Isn't be?" to do much walking. ''No; he Diner-Walter, there's a gray hair on this cheese. frequently Ugbts on perch." a Wnlter-WelJ, str, didn't you ask for old English cheese? Mr. Pester-Mah long at five dollars a lesson? 1 l£:arned the game just by playing It w1tb friends. She (taking long breath)-The alr'l His Wile-But think o! the money your friends won from you while yon were learnlng it. He-A hug In time saves nine. She--Nine what? like wine. Be-Nine attempts. cent. He-Yeh, qUite one-half ot one per MICKIE, THE SOME 'TIME I'U.. \URITE A90UT A MAIJ WH6 WAS A ""I'AAI"\"0~ "1"0 HIS OOMM.U~I"'N: WHO OlD A~\.. \-liS SUYII-I<:i Et.SEWHE!l.E ~ 'UHO VOTED A<:rAIIJST AU.. IMPROVEME:J..l"t'S ~ WHO IJE:VeR. ~au-rs> 'To ""(}IE ~U~ES ! ~IS MAJ.l WAS SO Se:U:I\01-1 A!-10 SELF'-SUFFICIIE.IJT: SO BOASTIIJGrL'f IIJOEPO:t.JOE\oJT "T\-lAT FOLKS RE6ELI.ED AI-IO DROVE: HIM OU"(, BUT' ~IS REP\JT'A"!1QI.\ PIU:CeDeD 1-\IM Al-10 ~E MOVEO Ri'ON\ 01-JE PI..PCE "Ttl Ao.JOT>lER. -n-IE ~ OF HIS UIJAAPPV LIFE\ • • f\E OISC:OVERiiO '"fi.IAT IJOBODY ~ BE1 'ii-JDE"f'eNOE.'~'(' • Ai-JD ~1' A SELFISH LIFE B=evS' U>JAAPP/NESS'l I'VE SEEIJ llEADI,_,~ A BOOK. ""11-lA1' BIERY {'ERS"Jo.l SHOUL.O REAl>, ''illE /oiiAI.J \UiniOUT A e:Jl.lo.J"'t"F.'{" "TEU-'S ABOI.IT A MAIJ WHO WAS FAI..S£ -,u 1-\IS J..IATIVE LAIJD:WHO SAID 1-l!O Oltm"t' C!AFZE FOR. IT A.1' AU., HE VJAS SHIPPED A.WA'I AJ-10 so ~ AWA'I, AJ.IO ~£l.ITVAU..'I A'f .90 MILES l-IE REPEIJ'f'e:D AIJO REG~TTED IH6 I.OSS OF HIS WUJ.J-rRY P#WVE EPPle VAUGAAIJ ~ 1'~1.. eAU- l'T 1 '-f\.IE MPJJ A BIUD«B Grc>PPEI> 'filE eAR, BUT I'!> K£PT A ; I-lOME 11 "'lli/<IIJ. 0"'\ . -(~e. WII'ITE\1. T11AT WA'<>\MGTol'l 1\.~0 HIS 11\TTERE.O '50\-DIE.Illi £>P!'tfl AI 1/ALLE.'( FORGE WAS A M0'51' T~'(INO E~PI'Oll.leNCE:. MANY Of \115 M~N DE'5Eli.Tf'-0 AND IT WAS ONLY T11!lOVGH WASHI\IlGTOI'\'5 C0011AGE AND ~EAO~I15111P J .~/ THAT 11E llEP\ IllS A\1.1'\Y I~T/IC.f. WASI-liNG\ON I\IM'OELF OCClJP1eD A TEI'IT F"<iR. "- IM~II-E.. loDAV 1"il\011.E ARE. MANY MONI)MEioiTS AND 1-ANOI'IA!l.K'; T1\AI "ft'5TIF\' TO T\IE ~TeEM iliA\ iS ~E.l-0 6Y OUR. COUNTR.Y FOil. WASHINGTON i\>10 HIS MEN FOil. 'f'lfE. - t41~ei1.Y ntAI 11\ey WtotiT iiii!OUG\1 Il-l T\IAT 'IIINII'O'!Of 1171-1778. \111:. I'AC.\ T\IAl ~11-CE~Y 1\\IE\111'{ 1-m.e<; AWAY T\IE e~UTIS\1 we.12-e. C.OMFoi!.TABL'<' QUAI!.\eiO-I"J) IN P\l.II.. ADEI-PHtA ADD:; Ill OUR. ~YMPATHY FOI! WfiAI "TKE A!<\Et11CAII.S i<NOO!l.EO AT 1/AI..I..eY FVRGE. • |