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Show Friday, January 6, 1933 THE MIDVALE JOURNAL THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne WELL- I HOPE You HAD "1'ou~ HELLO J You Ml S'SEP HAVING- SOME-COMPANYMRS'. ARCHBROW CALLED • And a Poor -~W-I<h_,...l!.looo.} COA"T AfJD N~K1'1E o>J1 SE5 Vou '\/e. Ml SLAID -rHEM AG-Aii-.1 SURE.!- I SHOULDN'T" Ot-d I SE:E. SHE LEFT HER- CARt> C0MFO~TABL~ 1 ~ST IN CAS'.E SOMS f'ei<.SON DROPS I N SH.E.JS .,-H& KIND OF=' A 'PERSON: WI-IO WOLJLP WA~T Ha~ ALPHABeT SOUP 11>.1 'IES- Does WBJLL- 1-.!0l THe. ALWAYS L£:AVE CARDS 1'\JHE:N SHE.. SHE: LAS't" "IIMS. .SHe: LEFT A 'PAIR. Q~ cALl-S? \!If/~ • OVER.SHOE:S ITAL.ICS!! By Ted O'Loughlio FINNEY OF THE FORCE 0 W..ten N~ lllllo10 '/IS\<11= UN'DE:~ ARRest"} l>ON'-f' Move! OI've Go'r '{e'Z- CoVsRl=b!! -A"'' NOW WILL '-fe-z.. TELL Me WHY '{ez WIJZ f"ROWLifll' A~OUNl> IN -ftiERE 1'f)j A FLASHLI6H"T? URE! I'LL 1'&LL ';'ou- rr'J' 'DARK IN 1'H E:R'E"ft!AT\1' VJH'(! 8 COVER CHARGE THE REASON He-AU the fellows say how dumb Hubby-You sny you are. that dress cost She-Ye-ah I time on you. 'GO 1 Wbere do they get the right to cJ1nrge so mucll for sucb a smaP nffi'r? Because I waste my REMINDING Vi'lfey-It's merely a ''cover charge." ACCOMMODATING VARIES HIS TROUBLES BUT NOT GUARANTEED Reggie-Every man Is given at birth a set of brains, Miss Sharpe. Miss Sharpe--Quite true, Mr. Snpp; but, like chinaware, t11ey're not gnar· anteed not to crack or craze. "1 suppose you ftnd golf a great rela:~aUon from business?'' •'\Veil, hnrdly that i but lt ~aries my troubles, you know." "Do sou know what you remind me of?" ''I know what I'm going to remind you ot'-that ten spot you owe me." "1 hear that Jones, the tailor, has down' so be 'went up.'" STEAMING HOT "He came steaming Into th<' office awhile ago and actually wanted to fight." "Oh, that I could make my dreams come true!" AN AVIATOR TOOK HER UP "He told me be was balling mad." HAVE GOOD POINTS "Wnke up!" ONE OF THE NEW TREATS PERFECTLY CLEAN fnUed." "f es; the customers wouldn't 'come FORSAKE THE DOWNY Diner-1 suppose this salad has the usual vitnmines ln It? Waiter-No, suh, dat lP.ttuce am clean. I done saw de cook wasb it \Vlf muh own eyes. "She was nlwoys a high ftyE>r. Whom dhl she get to marry !Jer?" "Oh, an aviator took her up." :Mary- Where're you bound for? Go· lng to meet Dick at the dt·ug store for a soda trent 1 .Maud-No; going to meet him at the barber shop--be's promised to b·eat me to a bob. Wifie (dressing)-No matter what'& said against them they ba ve tbelr good points. Hubby-Who have? Wifie-Pins. Natural Error Gou.'1, 1 HOPE ou~t OL£ 'TRAIN> I'R\IJTER. IS OVER. 1-\IS PeEVE ~ ,..u.. 1 CAIJ I SEU.'VOU AV~UMI!~. MADAM <It ,, "'1\-\E "e"s IJ..I HIS 1 1-\ID AO eASE>, .NJO 'WA'i HE MAD~ 0~ SABY! 1 MEBB~ Bll'l' IF \ VJAS ,JEST RESTIIJ MV ~! I DOl-Ill. 60- 'IOU AIIJi' M/4.0 AT ME 1.;0 MORE, BILL, AilE '{Ou, 1-h.JH~ SURE~ 'IOU AIIJT M/lo.D A"f' ME! I K~0\11 'lA A\~T ! 'a\JT 'IOU SMILEO ,JES'f "'11-\Elol,. I SEEI.I '10\J \ I'JJO, WE AA\Ie '-/0 \lAC UUM "1b (U.EAIJ •• WAS HI By James W. Brooks '1.7 I ' ' ;J;/ 'J!I I; ltteRI'..' 1</fA '5ToRW 't"O "\S ~~111{ 500L Cogyrijht 1930 lty Jamu W, Broob All Ri.lht. R~11rvcd T~A'f WA<;~ING1'0~ 1 T\lUC~ED Hilforlealfy Correct Sketcb.n B:r CALVIN FADE"R TO eY -mE SUFfERING Of HIS !<lEI'\ ¥!Et;T \t\TO l\11'. W0005 'Tb PfiAv f'OR AID. JoHN Pafi'S, -mE 0\'JNER. Of A FINE 1\00510 Il-l ~AI-LEV Foi1GE CAto\E. UPON INASHIIIG't'Ot; ANO UNliEEII \\JOA!W wAs ooo o;TlWC~ sv Til<- '51Nc<.l<l'l'o' 01" WAS\111'\GTOH TllAT IK Tol-liNG Of n1t 11'\CIDE-NT tiE- ilAID, ~'EA. Pom "T\IAT MAt\ MVSI' CO\'\QU<-Jl, lt\1\lo <ND." fk 11\E.RCUPON OfFoR~P \Ill; fl\'l!'. \40USI' TO WA5HINGT'Otl 1>.5 HEADQUA!1;f'f.l25. /it ' . ·. I I '- 1/; :;.-.. ... |