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Show fHE MIDV ATJ~~ .TOlTRNAL Thursday, September 17, 1931 Sally Sez BILL BOOSTER SAYSa OUR COMIC SECTION • r .-By JBMew 0~~--------O_u_r_P_et_P_e_e_,e_ _ _ ____,JI 0 MOST r\R.STTIME \ C.0Mr0R1'AeL 6~ Al30UI A HUNDRED AHD 0~~ 11-IE. sHADE DEFINITE HINT Your family doctor's best prescription is Intermountain products. Use internally and externally as the case seems to indicate. These Brands Are Intermountain Made And Deserve Your Support HEW.~.E.T!'~· · Supreme Ja~ · .~ ELK BR ·AND . .· P l .C K L E S Radio Irony After sitting up until three o'· clock in the morning, a Los Angeles radio fan succeeded in getting Sydney, Australia. For three minutes he had the pleasure of listening to "Lady, Play Your Mandolin," which he had just tuned out three times on local stations.-Los Angeles Times. Insist on Pure Virgin Wool Blankets Made In the Intermountain West ORIGINAL UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Salt Lake City THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY FINNEY OF THE FORCE • No, I never drink coffee at night. It alwaylj keeps me awake. She-\Yel!, why don't you drink a l'oUC2E ~~~~0, You!U>~l cup? SAMBO'S PHILOSOPHY PEPBB If it's coal, gas, electricity, bed· ding, or furniture, use Intermountain goods. If it's sugar, flour, fruit or clothing, use Intermountain goods. 1\<Iake your dollar buy twice as much and still stay at home. Use Intermountain home grown, home made products for health, happiness, and economy. MRS. BERTHA HARVEY, Blanding, Utah. GASOLThE Packed With Power Ancient Industry· The naval stores industry was in existence many centuries before Christ, when Asiatic people manufactured pitches and oils from the gum or resin of trees along the shores of the Mtlditerranean. Ask Your Druggist For APEX· K•HAND lOTION HELP YOU UTAH···your HELPalwa;ys dealer for aokinl' AN INTERMOUNTAIN PRODUCT By Intermountain Made Brooms Uncle Eben "Telling the plain truth," said Uncle Eben, "ain't always as easy as it seems, owin' to de natural tendency of a human to get his persopal 'pinions mixed up with the simple facts."-Washington Star. By Name Blue Ribbon - Black Beauty Gold Crown Just to Destroy Some people who pull up wild flowers, only to cast them aside, have about as much love of nature as a pup has love for the pajamas it pulls off the clothesline.-Toledo Blade. THOMAS ELECTRIC CO. PUMPs-MOTORs-WATER WHEELS BOUGHT-SOLD-REPAlRED 543-9 WEST 2nd SOUTH BALT LAKE CITY, UTAH "I awanny-hit so hot ylst'day ah seed a bulldawg chllllin' a cat acroaa de road, an' dey waa bote a'walkln'." BLUE SEAL CLEANSER "Some folks hab sech a tendency ter git wrapped up in deir own sorrors," said Uncle Eben, "dat dey gits ter lookin' at de wedder as er pus'nal grievance, an' doan sympathize wif nobody."-Washington Wonderful Sanitary Household Cleanser and Water Softener SOLE DISTRIBUTORS ::""' 'fhe~ff'Lafie ·- S~r. CALLED HIS BLUFF UGRAINS OF GOLD" Western Made For Western Trade Ask Yoar Grocer THE FEATHERHEADS • Too Zealous a· Salesm1.an FOREST DALE POTATO CHIPS No Equal For Crispness and ~aUq Factory-47 Kensirt6ton An. Salt Lake City-Tel. Hy 1741 Bearing Others' Misfortunes I never knew any man in my life who could not bear another's misfortunes perfectly like a Christian. -Pope in "Thoughts on Various Subjects." CLAUDE NEON LIGHTS . Eu:CTRJCAL PRODUCTS CoRPORATION 1048 So. Main •• •• Blackeye-Were you here when I Just called that guy's blutr? as you was pickin' yourself out ot the gutter. The Friend-Naw. 1 just got here •• ••• • Tl1E Cf1EER.FUL CHERUB ·-----------------------· cb.re. 50 much ,.,;}..~ Ve other-' think.. Oh, .5uch ~ lot of' fvn we. t»is.5 ! I ••••• THERES" A SPECIA\.. ltV .MEN'S· HOSE: TODA~ SIRt Im not ~bit convention-a.lAnd th-d i' uhy 1 dre_,~ like this. I\'1•CA"~ The Home Market Buncrust-So your friend became wealthy through a sudden upward movement In oil? Which oil stock did he buy? Piebust-He didn't buy any. A rich old aunt tried to start the kitchen fire with a can of !t.-Pathfinder Magazine. Salt Lake City WANTED: Names of Al'ent~ to sell Chriotm&l Card1 In 1931 throul'h ;roar loeal printer. Plana for 1931 belnl' made now, Send In your name for dotaib which will make your aellinl' easier without tho troubles, miatak .. and dela711 yoa had In Write repreaentinl' eastern faetoriea. W. N. U.-P. O. Box 1545, Salt Lake City. ~s 'I' • per week will be 00 paid for the best 50-word article on "Why JOU should u s e Intermountain made Goods" - Similar to above. Send your story in prose or verse to Intermoun· tain Products Column .P. 0. Box 1545, Salt Lake City. If your story appears in this eolumn you will ~s receive check for_. '1' • COUCHMAN COMPANY 233 So. W eat Temple PCilardware€o. ._ ASK YOUR DEALER Ferns 200 Years Old Shown Sixty large tree ferns, some ten feet tall. were shown at a recent flower s'l10w at Chelsea, England. All were of great age, some being two hundred years old. THE WHOLE WHEAT CEREAL "Makes Cream Taste Better" Copper fishhooks used by fishermen on the Rive~; Euphrates thousands of years ago are in the pos· session of the Field museum, Chicago, and are said to be not very different from modern hooks. -;:: SAlt Lake City 00 Chimney ToPs. Gat... Bath Tubs. Camp Stoy• and all klnda of Tin, Copper and Sheet Metal work. Warm Air Furnac• InataUed and Repaired. NEW STUDENTS MAY ENTER -AT ANY TIME We have places for students to earn board and room. Enroll Now ·•• A Position Guaranteed CoiJege ·Business. nagers e · H. : Salt La\le City, Utah . : •s Was. ~53 E. ~roadwa,.. . . Largest and Best Equipped School in the Intermountain Territory Courage Comes First The general instinct toward a public man is rarely wrong, especially when h~ possesses a high order of civic courage. Courage is the prime essential of statesmanship. "All goes if courage goes". As Doctor Johnson says: "Unless a man has that virtue he has no security for preserving any other." -Washington Star. Odd Wedding Features At the wedding of his son in Sheffield, England, Sir William Ellis wore the suit in which he was married 42 years bafore, while the bride wore the dress which Lady Ellis wore at her wedding, and the pearls and other jewelry which belonged to Lady Ellis' grandmother. Hurricane's Birthplace Hurricanes usualJy originate in the ocean. Discovered 1\lustard Gas Mustard gas was first made known to the world in 1854 by tbe chemist, Richie. |