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Show Wnesdaw "Q(3)G'03F;S;ber27...o X iTnjrta&za vs uip'tunm VJ Second Depot Unit 42285th QM Truck Company You have not heard much about We have revived an old favorite the exploits of the 2285th Quarthla week which will be our theme Truck Company, but now termaster song: "Smoke gets in" your eyes." that they have started on wheels Pfe. Ed Janco has a patent on they are going to roll fast. Since new way to the date of activation the change wash clothe. He of command has changed three claims that it la times. First a second lieutenant not necessary to was commanding, second a first wash the entire of was commanding. Third lieutenant attire, Siece Just washes the part that la oiled. But the best part of, his Invention la that vou do not have Macnkas to stand over a hot tub, you can do the job sitting down. Some of the men have taken Quite a bit of ribbing in this column -- for the past few weeks, so Until they cool off well work on the officers for awhile, In the first place, someone's pet name in our outfit happens to be If my life would not be Jeopardized by the dastardly revelation I would very gladiy tell you who however, let that be the $64 question for this week: "Who Is Yo-Yo- ." Yo-Yo- ?" second one 'just took 18 showers over the week-enThe reason? Well, it seems he has been sweating and sweating something out: When your hair has turned to silver, We will like you just the same. But when your bars have turned The d. to silver, youH be the same. one claims he has to carry a stick to chase away the women when he goes to a certain club. His name? Well, the club he goes to begins with the same letter that his name begins with. - There's one more left and really we haven't a thing on him except that I think he has a dictaphone installed in the mess halt I've tried sneaking into the mess hall for a late snack but can never ret away with it I've climbed through the windows, dug my way through the floor, climbed through the chimney, but as I may he has always nabbedfry me. It's really uncanny. And now, to satisfy the piping of nd. moaning of 99 the guys, this column will print something about the one who has been dishing it out to everyone else. It seems that he fell asleep at nine p. m. in the bus on his way back to the base. Someone picked him up and sat him down outside the gate. The guard inspected his pass and picked him up and sat him down inside the gate. Two of the boys picked him up and sat him down in the barracks. Two more sat him outside for reveille. Two more carried him over to the mess hall for dinner. Finally he woke up and said: "I'm tired, I've been up all night" Sgt John Macukas, reporter. ' We know The third 44-1- 00 tth Aviation Squadron Special Service was held at the Base Chapel for the 459th Sunday morning and all - boys were at church and enjoyed it to the highest Cpl. Jessie Killings was in charge. As you know, Pfc. Alfonso n Is teaching a course in shorthand and the GIs seem to be very interested. we wish xo congratulate our newly made Pfc's that were made this month. May you continue to be good soldiers and advance farther in future promotions. Sgt Isaac M. Lewis has been a Complete drag this week, we don't know if it is the old life or his best girl. All we can say Is that life Is only a game of poker, some Win and some lose. Cpl. A. Q. Evans and Pvt Joseph Speights have been 111 for some time. We are wishing for them a speedy recovery. Cpl. back George Rhode has to duty after eightreported days in the hospital. Pfc. Roosevelt Parhms received letter from his wife and couldn't understand it. He called on the services of Pfc. T. W. Mitchell, Chief Lecturer and Advice Giver, to give him a hand. Since Mitchell couldn't understand it I wonder what it could have been. "If I can't be first I won't be ut" cried Pvt Henry Lowe, and may be found breaking the chow line every time. This is also Eammie Xlockabee, "the call of ' Pvt LutherPfc Burton, Pfc Chester IScNutt Pvt Theo Meadows. These re just a few of our many "Chow Ueunds" whom wt wiU gaontton next week if their contact Caesu't Ju-Ile- - f throve, Pvt LeetU IZsCcr. 1 1 tJ , 460th Aviation Squadron Here's a puzzle jive tanc wu may stick the best of you. If you find a sticker, the vocabulary is What know "Case," fellas, we dubs of the 460th are gonna put-down some groovy mess, ye, deed, we'll at tempt to throw down a mad issue in every other tissue. You see, we've dug Jim, a and last Capt Howard N. Ziegler some many took command and with his leader- Rand McN ally we used to why this which ship theremm is no reason ,. am 4Vk A dig, in some alley mw on uni nournn t w wauace, or stashing . r. base, first sgt. gtem to Dig bOlCI OCX! W kB I.V1U"""' the Apple, tne officer, has become a number one Hawkins-ber- g or He of the ball organization. grease of broth the pad school and mechanic is attending Hindren love. Ace-Du-b takes his recreation by going up on erly the how Don't know the mountain and getting stuck in with the whiskers happened to " of you charges and a jeepsome example for his men all transport to follow especially when they are reel you out here, but my sky dome just beginning to learn to drive oscillates some deep intrigue to CpL like Pfc. Bill Smith. Acting effect that you would love to the and Acting Sadberry Northcross back 'on the ankle riff, your o Cpl. Alfred M. Thomas have just be pads hitting that fine con-gground chemical completed a course in Pfc. with a vine fine and hard Sad-berstuff, warfare but only Cpl. of wine, a conservaboys as nine bottles passed the course. The'for a a tive top, with a top rag, not are glad to stop below slightly only is hitting drag, Patterson Pfc. ride. while and your deuces, and a double lower a good example of what I mean. No. 15 choker and 56 bender so several lost Acting Sat. English that when the Hawkins exhales pounds taking PT. can take off, and be straight, you a, nicnara jeramuu, upi. Or how boot the Reporter. just like a track, sharp as a tacic, on a we rack, with that drape on your Service Command Unit 1935 back, digging pops, the wind, or Branch Camp No. 1 returned last week men, baggage, and prisoners those jump, jumps studs. Well, gates, ain't no dims like of war; after having been gone tne those now, but if our dubs of better part two on the right other side of the deep drink months, operating keep throwing the same type of at - Camp Santa hype on those squares who ain't Anita, and Camp nowhere, then those dims will come soon, maybe before June. But Roberts, Calif. so let's let 'A and immediately I ain't in the know, that data go. So since garbs of you "Cases" departed for Fort ; D o u g 1 a s some-wh- at are from the Conge, the other reduced in Sharp-burgand can't dig Burley, Back with Cab or Bostic, each seven nights, I size; I us now are SSgt we'll try to put down a slight I Anthony spiel, similar to theirs. Got to - order-ocut-a- n gum beat in each and every sheet it) 'Piccolo; Sgt Walter Tokarz; 'bout how the hens and cats meet the on some sharp street, on each and TS Herbert Bergman, and rest, with the exception of those every dark, in good old Central at Fort Douglas. Lothario parK. Vying for first place as 1935 away now, Sam, I'm on are theFloating Par Excellence of SCU lam, to trot to the city to try Sgts. Radloff and Wallantavage, and hype a or fall to some who at mess, and at any and all lusn pad, andkitty on a booze mad, get odd moments and places discourse uot to cut out now, so 111 take at length their relative qualifica- my bow, and until some tions, and on numerous allied sub- orignt, taKe it light. Hello! future to little sometimes having jects do with actual wooing, but afford' Cpl. QuentinHindrew, Reporter. source of huing an mor for bystanders, nevertheless. Chemical warfare training ended 4912th AAF Base Unit (Avn Sadnl with last week's lectures on deconIf see the halt the tamination and riot duty. What lame you this week, you'll helping that a seem would very complicated they are some of 4912thknow bowlers simple procedure proves quite each when explained by someone fam This Weels's Off yzi amt sssr X If W 0 ry hut-hutti- ng P-3- 8. , '! V: s, n- . . . Marielne Kedy) McDonald msi and a night club singer before Hunt . Strati her for a leading role in' "Guest In the House" reeeait United Artists. ;i SOruiicATD showgirl, Military Bowling Ceremtiiif - ever-prese- nt - . miliar with the subject We all know ' now where the post gas chamber is, anyway. Duty to furlough: Pfc. s James R. Thaxton and Erman R. Eunice; to duty: Pfc. John H. Phil furlough lips,- - and Pvt George L. Dowd. Only pay days compare to furloughs in popularity. x9 sruce A. COOK, Reporter. n Jhelping other get . j f p "it they didn t know they possessed. Pfc. Cyril A. well Robinson, 4135th Base Unit, Guard Section TSgt Edward Hoffman and Pfc Jeff Miles were on duty the other day looking for a jeep and to their amazement, after looking for two hours, the kinks out After a night or two of rolling 'em down the alleys, sev- eral of them dis known in Ohio Alexander bowling circles, came out and really showed the follows how it's done. Pfc. William Formby can take down his pity sign now. Mrs. Form-b-y arrived last week and he's a learned that they new man. Isn't it wonderful what were riding In can do for another? Yes, we were one s presence Sgt Eddie Williams wrote and out on the range said to tell all you GI's hello. Says the other day. "Aside from getting a little sea he, And by scores I see some sick, the trip over wasn t bad. night we had movies and of the men of Every forms other of entertainment section can guard at the "Savoy" (pup shoot In fact xm living .ent), located at the corner of 47th some of the men and should be wear- new So. Parkway somewhere in the uuinea jungles. ing medals now. Football will soon head the We received a don't have a heavy Neece letter from Sat sports solist.it We looks as though strateWalter Ozlmkoskl who has been team gy and speed will be the foremost transferred. And he says they are tactics to be used by our team. now very busy sweeping up the Pfc. Ivor J. Peters Just returned California streets. Some difference from furlough. His stack of mail between a broom handle and that was big enough to choke a hippo. of a .45, so the sergeant says. smile broadened after each letLast week, we solemnly an- His ter and by the time he finished. nounced our Corporal David Tay- he was laughing aloud. Could be lor's transfer to the Eighth depot wiey were irom the same perunion. This week be joyfully wel- son in the an form of one-acome his being transferred back to the guard section. (What is this, Another person whose mail you a game?) Our salutations go out y watchin him Ju? Andrew n.n,0i to you, David. May your personaliL. Harris. MSgt. ty-plus always reign in the A smile, a frown, a sigh, a laugh. 4135th section. They a all. register when caua Thq absence of Lt Lewis F. Al Wood intends at Whetstone is keenly felt by all theipL union Drigni ana to be on members of the guard section. He me moraine oi octnh early is one leave, visiting in Salt Lake. W00d!ldBiVo date! Siv?,on Pfc Fred J. Neece, Alexander, Jr. it the " " ,,, ... Is rolled Paul Martin, base executive officer, as mlUtsrr season with ever tit participants gins 1944-4- 5 . play. Colonel Martin climaxed the ceremony by starf-..ent right. v; hr, Lt CoL :' Military Bowling OpenoA Ceremonies at Bowling Military bowling for the seasonfSgt "Red" McGresl and 515, respect High'fortheKegtoiS -- v, Dong" Bell witn a In the inira -jjtb nlns's competition " "r and the Zebras Horses won one fw , 2088 to JV pins byThe latter twjj bras. entirely of master two games. laf fer OuUtanding keg was Imhoff, while MSgt belt for the "Striper , victory over the Inspectors. doubl-LlJ- Jjl Winning all three games and total "tathe the re,,hnSucr pins by a 2493 to 1985 count w In doing so, SSgt Maxie Kosof teamed four-poi- n "V-juled a the team field and entire V the by rolling the season's first 600 Stien and Wayne r series on games of 178, 222, 230 for mA Mm won SU IW s 610 pinfall. He was assisted by TSgt Leo Fox, ably teammate, tht who rolled a splendid 647 series. In competition the Operat- rid Reporter. ions other vtt t team took a victory from the . Keglers. winnins r'l ct , irriffmr FIRST BALL OF NEW SEASON of 1944-4- 5 got under way Sept 20, with an impressive ceremony held at the base bowling lanes.- Cap- tatln Richard T. Pickens. SDecial service officer, began the cere monies by introducing the speakers for the evening. With colors and color guard, the National Anthem was played, Lt Cot Paul Martin rolled the first ball down the alley and the season is on! First night's competition found last year's championship . soldier team, the 4135th, taking a four-poi- "-t- - thir nt Wr m, t tfA 1TT 0l Reporter. . t5i w sis-poi- nt MMMIftWd 'MHfMiat WteMt; are, --DaMOtort fcejMa, sew. ui chair, rmt tsem was Pvt Jack Artlti tj |