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Show THE PAGE SIX Wfl ine w imoie rami BIG TOP LtAVlNGr'RED vATCHING ACTA TPyiMQ Tb PULL UP HER STAKE, LET US GO TO OCWH ALLEV fowler goes vjhv "Silk I To V MENAGERIE "WE OTEN SO search l I ME, TnT I'LL &ET MCS OPTO iSOMF wmt or Disnv VA RIGHT.". REMEME.tR THE. PDlSCPNED 5EALS, AM' me. nou) tubs' te-ll- . vork all THAT ZEN DA .THE. LPhillipr KNOW DOPEy THSTS VJHEN THE KIO.'RED, ANP HIS UOCr trvJ HEKU MENAGERIE MOST OF THE. GANG- - ARC AT "THE TEMT NvHN LIOM t . . N. m v . EACH PAY IO ALT A ! RED" T6Lt KE"THAT"SU.K HAD CHASED IHEtn OUJ SEMERAL TIMES .". I' If DRAFT MAKES MAJOB MISTAKE The draft army turned down a New York taxicab driver the other day. Thi must show that it doesn't think there is any immediate need (or fighting men in the army. " VEH.T MOU'RE. RIGHTABOUT 'SILK" FOWLER '. HE USUALLV L1P". IS SICK V " Y By ED WHEELAN GOES TO , VflXP' THESE DAyS, 52 LALA PALOOZA I Refuge for Young Butterfish The poisonous tentacles of certain huge jellyfish serve as a haven of refuge for the young butterfish, according to an article in Natural History magazine. When threatened by larger and hungrier fish, they Up quickly beneath the tentacles and take up a position safe from harm. For that matter, imagine a taxi driver being turned down by the army for any reason I Some dry foods require as long as taxi driver, particularly a big city one, is the country's best bet in any war. He could even be America's "mystery weapon," if given any encouragement. OLE MAN BOGGLE k AN' THAT DROOPY-EARE- D rrAA IXvrw I miVA ax. .tb lifted' I "If I was with an enemy army," declared Elmer Twitchell today, "and I had to choose between a By RUBE GOLDBERG It Works WHEN WL - II I LALA AND DIANNE -- I I ON DOWN I WANNA I I COME SHOW YA SOMETHING ; , DETECTIVE V AROUND. I'LL BE I .N . AROUND JUST PRESS THE BUTTON AN' THEY GET SOCKED ' ytfl i SNEAKIN' THIS TIME IF THEY COME I'LL SHOW IT WORKS YA HOW LOOK- - - "Every time I think of the medical experts turning down these cabbies it makes me sore," continued Elmer. ByCM. Emergency Hookup! PAYNE in ' "What is the chief advantage of a tank? It is its ability to get across any kind of terrain, regardless of obstacles, and act as if it didn't know they were there. Am I right? And ain't that Of course I am. where a New York taxicab fills the bill 100 per cent?" Elmer was quite agitated. "The army not only should've welcomed this driver, regardless of the fact he wore glasses, but should have admitted bis CAB I" be insisted, pounding the table. j I VTHINi' This Begins to Look Lake a Crime Wave l. huntley ROBBED YUH ? CAM VUH lOMTFY AKTV- - OP YOURS TUET THAR If HANDKERCHIEF N LEMME) SEE 7 V IS fv J y HlNlEv I, AAJ. TUET AlKTT KlO PROOF. 1 ' X VA.A. I i NNUY. IVG. GOT A WAKJDKER --IfcbJ OOP.pt iVCMVGJ11 EXACTLY LIKE " hi V THE.T 'UNJ r feSs? vaA; I I OP TVJO Jv t "If I was of draft age and had to get into a war, nothing would make me feel safer than if I knew a flock of taxis were advancing ahead of me. They would scare the hell out of any foe on earth, and that goes for Hitler, Goering and Goeb-bel- s. 1 ' A mere announcement that America was recruiting a division of cab drivers would bring a peace movement at once, and I don't see why Roosevelt don't appreciate it. "Please, Mr. Roosevelt, rescind that ban on that nearsighted New York taxi pilot, throw down the gates to all taxi drivers, and then let Europe get the information that they are to be our first line of attack and defense, and you will get peace in no time." ' POP. . . And constant training. "I read in the papers that Uncle Sam is short of tanks. Tanks are an urgent need in modern war. Okay, but what can a tank do that a modern big city taxi pilot and bis cab can't, do, if it's necessary? MOW, Br s. "Taxi drivers are the only group In American life who need no training to put up a fight They are WHAT MESCAL IKE It's a Lot Quieter By ' ITS WHY CO OUT WITHOUT ANY CARTRIDGES AND CHEAPER Slow and Fast 15 minutes to travel from throat to the stomach while liquids and semisolids require but about six seconds. It THE RESULT'S THE- SAME- - - J. MILLAR WATT TO THE GREEKS My bonnet is oft to the Greeks They scorned big machines or a J man; One terrible stiff kick in the pants They give to the law "Might 75,000 A steadying, rallying light Dt'CHESS' TOOTH WEEK' Miami and Miami Beach have had y T J .. many curious backgrounds tor the formal opening of the winter season, but this Is the first time it's all been done around an infected tooth. l TOOL PASSER irxw h mm The bathing beauties and Miss Americas upon whom Miami Beach has so long depended for publicity via press and newsreels are In a state of high indignation The artist's models have become the Forgotten Mannikins. A shapely leg, a dimpled knee and the public strip have for the first time gone into the discard, believe it or not The tooth is the thing! i) ., mmrrlm 1 HS.S f tBUft MT TO Kflf Htwf WHO i OM SirTf v Mfu JB SAVS TNXS C TtYlK . 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NEVADA itop ' Whrn HOTEL GOLDEN WASHING MACHINES 110 - S2 - S3o Apex - DrcUr Rolls Repairing. All makes HOMES HANSEN MATTAG SHOP 41 8a. State Street Salt Lata City Martac OFFICE EQUIPMENT NEW AND USED aeaks ana chain. Ilea, typewriters, addinc meh'a. sale. S. L. DESK EX.. IS W. Broadway. Salt WHEN IN SALT LAKE Tba beat food ra Salt Laka la served ay The MAYFLOWER CAFE at 1U South Main POPULAR PRICED Luneheons, Dinners and Sandwiches SURGERY TREATMENTS Tharmoganic Fever Aids Disease Car. Many ehronte disorders such aa arthriUt rheumatism, pelvic diaorders af women, an I "reed prostate flande Kara rnpnndl to Thermoa-eniFever Treatments wit hoot ta surrerr. InfermaUoa and ntera tore smt oa reqoest L SURGICAL A CLINIC Ml Tesapletoa Balldlnc. Salt Lake Cky. Utah HOTEL BEN LOMOND OOOEN. UTAH ... , r , leg ever did as much for Miami and Miami Beach as W ally's Jaw is doing this season. HERO Ot'tT letters. No FOR m Here's to Billy FrieseU. A wonderman so strong That he can make an error And frankly say "I'm wrong." WILLIAMS that approximately Water Won't Boil Wafer would not boil at an altitude of 20 miles above sea level. makes right," And flashed to a darkening world .,,.1 , T. wrote Washington "plan," And showed to a badly scared world There still can be fights, man to . 75,000 Letters is conservatively estimated Dynamite, Nobel Peace Prizes Alfred Bernhard Nobel was the Inventor of dynamite and it is paradoxical that he also founded the Nobel Peace prizes. mess with an average regiment and one New York taxi driver, I would dodge the cabbie and take on the regiment." S'MATTER POP "General Sherman' Tree The 'General Sherman" tree in Sequoia National park is 272.4 feet tall. in this case the taxi driver was turned down because he didn't pass a 100 per cent eye test. Imagine that! Why, everybody knows from experience that a New York taxi man is dangerous under all conditions and twice as much of a threat to friend or foe if he can't see. A s'ranVjay Markey Syndicate Tine. Puppies Furnish Police Uniforms Because Chief Fred Bosna ot Mich, likea animals, the town's two-ma-n police force get new uniforms annually. A stray dg, given a home by the chief four years agOt has presented him, with a litter of puppies each year sale of the pups pays for the uniforms, Zee-lan- d, fl run I Thursday, December 26, 1940 NEPHL, UTAH TIMES-NEW- ' Police Commissioner Valentine of New York is completing plans to mobiliie 18.S00 policemen for emergency defense Everything will be okay up to the time some defense general asks a cop how to reach a certain destination. flul wr wottid bate U be la a war a policeman. and hare ta look fr ts Rooiae 1st Botha - C M ta 114 M FeaUIr Reams (or 4 persons . M Ah? 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