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Show THE Thursday, March 26, 1931 THE FEATHERHEADS I 'dCS W IT AU f MONSTROUS iisTS y -- HS I- - FRY W A TUXEDO UJIW A POtTTV RIBBON ACQ05S MtS 04KT WIAKJTS To UNIFORM SO HE GEUEflAi-'- S A WA OUT TO I COONTBS OVER AGAiM A Little Digression Ls& iCUTTLS VbU KMOW.fAMN- VIT IS ONLY A DOKM YEARS AFTEfl A HOOOiBtfc war AND AL" C PAGE SEVEN Ms d!,DO RAD NEIMII. UTAH S. By O.born. m tm 1MB . jfif 1 TIMES-NEW- 6TT Vj k Wa A J WHAT WOOLD WEEDS MOST KJQUJ IS A MASTER. SALESMAN' US , f 0 -- VtS A MASTEtt SALtSMAM ABSOLUTE f VjSfeS paCE - TO AM Cl'X - AS X VOO GOIMC3 TO FX3E VlftT COOK - OQ AM ' k f- Itf W't ' I , ( f 18 A J l, -- j DON'T ef a Cold Settle in your Bowels! 7 - FINNEY OF THE FORCE Ml MEMBERS - MATf,T,M6.U0US.'0(WCTTAW MTA-RRM- -tL- ?A-- OnlTa Dream cl VI Acit7 Jf- - 23 c V. or ':J:S:ir WvWfr J vFUJTrt A Keep your bowels open during a olil. Only a doctor knows the Importance of tliU. Trust a doctor to know best how it can bo done. That's why Hyrup I'epHln Is such a marvelous help during coKl.s. It Is the prescription of a family doe-twho (specialized In bowel troubles. The discomfort of cohls Is always lessened when It Is used; your Fysleni Is kept free from phlegm, mucus find acid wastes. more easily. The cold Is "broken-upWhenever the bowels need help, Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin Is sure to do the work. It does Dot gripe or sicken; but Its action Is thorough. It carries off all the sourinjr waste and poison ; helps your bowels to help themselves. Take a spoonful of this family doctor's laxative as soon as a cold starts, or the next time coated tongue, bad breath, or a bilious, beadachy, gassy condition warns of constipation. Give It to the children during colds or whenever they're feverish, cross or upset. Nothing In It to hurt anyone; it contains only laxative herbs, pure pepsin and other mild Ingredients. The way It tastes and the way It acts have made It the fastest selling laxative the drugstore carries! N WUJK A WOrWi WHO EMJOVS ILL HEALTH WOULD BJ-- 3 3 - PEACEP- ,V L I ?3LGE I- TiM SAVS WS rlOMC'LlFfr IS 59 f fong the Concrete WIPES HOURS "AtiME T U- HIS VUW)wAvE GOOD KXjfl V TlM SEEMED TO SEE i ttUOOS The Home Censor Da. W. B. Caldwell's SYRUP PEPSIN A Doctor's Family Laxative Real Hard Luck Story in That Stock Slump Irving l'ullard, the banker airman, at a dinner In Boston a story about the Wall Street slump. "A forger," he said, "was drinking very hard In a night club. The hostess, an old friend, unselfishly took him to task about It " Don't you know It will give yon shaky nerves,' she said, 'so that you won't be able to forge any more? "'I can't help that,' said the forger. "I've had terrible hard luck, and I got to forget it somehow.' "'What hard luck? said the hostess. " T spent four months, said the 's forger, 'learning to forge Gibson signature the millionaire, you know and the very day I got the check ready the slump cleaned the old rooster out.' " Detroit Free Press. :old Got-rox- Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for s laxative three for a cathartic Adv. II nMicq Arbitrary French Mayor The funeral of a rich landlord at Toulon, France, was stopped at the gates of the cemetery by a policeman acting on the Instructions of the mayor of the district The mayor's order was that the funeral was of too elaborate a nature. It could not proceed until the relatives hnti made changes to give the simplicity In burial rites to which the place Is accustomed. the printer's devil A Little About The "Newspaper Etf! -- DOVJW-WOV- A .WA.UiEB XUEN AVST ViO AT OS feECOT. MORE THAW Ner. euoew. I 1m I: I T JEST AS I 1 1 Wi TVP EXPECT UOTS OF RWEBS 1 il r lite v OSE SETTlViS SORE . PA.VE STOPS, AViH ETTKiS PEEVEO AT t stops'. tS t w r vi t ecut. rtV -- MVEW OP WENS. PO -- :tsKES AW ViTESTU(i PteE fcE. SEVJPVSUV e.MX. UP tuvs omee. avjo -- ) NA VCMOVM y NMEVL Pi&S V teu, us aso w Vr noo uwe tuvs ?pe?., 9owr p,t AFftbAD tO SAN SO. PEW. NWa SORE. APPRECIATE VUViO WORO,VJ avw AVOWS TO TYV REST OP "TvV POUVS 0o GOOO, I I - w$ Lucky Day sTHE CLANCY KIDS Here's Hoping They Get the Raise They Deserve CHlLORtN. POAROOf . w Y0 SOME MR PfWO?( of rue CONTROC WlLCAiK QoesTVow i (wFauknou; ' that dirt 7 UjHAT aiMc?rNeuNie)r8ynd,"u $" CAMOJ ir twat UlE f a croKt t ON? H ' By percy l. crosby Three candles I And each one represents a year of Joyous living. This is Carolyn Babush, of 800 Downer Ave., Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Her mother says: "My mother used California Fig Syrup, and when Carolyn, became constipated we got some. It relieved ber constipation, sweetened her breath, made her well and happy. I have since used It for all her upsets and colds. It has kept her strong and energetic." For fifty years, mothers have used ' California Fig Syrup to overcome a cWId's bilious, headachy, feverish or fretful spells. Doctors recommend its soothing aid to keep bowels clear In colds or children's ailments; or whenever bad breath, coated tongue or listlessness warn of constipation. It assists In building up weak children. The genuine always bears the name California. All drugstores. 71 LAXATIVE-TONI- C for CHILDREN |