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Show U MUM IU UVC VV UUUVS a w- II II ' 1 u ..nnornff I ByBOUUi kuulrj SPARKY WATTS , .. , u..l I TTmr L I h J k,M hrr-m m tod . mmmm y i few sf: 1 - - -l1 -v-i- ' Bv RUBE GOLDBERG x LALA PALOOZA Knock, Knock, Who There? rr I OO IT'S SO QUIET W5 "NTAXE YT EASY, tAlA. V j I LISTEN, VINCENT WEAK THWf ""S L roODNESS' IT'S ( RELIEF TO yiS rTwTan. veah- WHAT A TpW n mmrm, itw m ft n w 1 1 Rv GE1N BYRNES I htU LAK rtt.L,t.KD ruDiicuy man J - J u , ! i,, r j r- "TS I HERE HE COMES NOW?) OW NITHE. BUT CAN'T I S I I IX viirAI IV : DiMUf Aft V I I? ,,.rl ur' A J I iaPALLV TELL TW DlFFEWENTH. I 1 'WCIL, prir.!iuwwnj ; I II I I IW -w-i.it.. n i- j II " il I GOT A JOB, AN' I FOR ONE I HEAR IT WHAT'Trt , bv Vr 1 WHITE, v n a MKas w?mm lj mmm PQP-Pop Pick the Soft Spot By J.MILLER WATT 7 WOW PRETEND I I I ptrrl 1 I OUT! IH WHXgEN'T THAT YDU ARE ,N UU Asv sL DOvSwG? ( ELMER TWITCHELL ON THE NEW RATION IN U RAISING KANE The Worrying Committee no SENSE (N lookjn'for" I I MISHTA3 weut CO RTHOMe AND ByJRANK WEBB APTR ALL, I'M JVSTA LITTLE "owAwwjg o NO JOB, WI-KJ Ld2 PRIVATE BUCK ii-Clyde ii-Clyde Lewis Tt studied a little Jnjitsn, myself. Captain!" km i I DO MOPE A ft OUT, MR.KANS LI- .. , t' i m it i yr s ut m u i n i The World at Its Worst GLUYAS WILUflMS lw;sHWftalLERS scALtEssAy, wiISt frK'SS&i WOULD 0 THEYKEKLLY TO SVAY LOMfiPR uTct EiOV" " MUST B GOING MD THE MKTTER MINUTES MBR Vp and no." said Elmer Twitch- ell today when asked if he minded the latest ban on canned stun, "i got pretty sick of it down through v,a vears. In fact I suppose I have suffered as mucn irora nastuy pre- rsrod canned bean suppers as any- - . , , hnHv. There were many times wnen I thought the country had stopped delivering food in any other way. 'Tf Uncle Sam had called for less canned goods years ago I would hove cheered till I was blue in the face. After every meal in my house there were tin cans all over the niace. Nothing would have disrupt- ed our home more than the loss of a can opener. "My wife seemed to have for gotten that food came out or tne irrnund. She developed the no tion that men could live via the tannine corporations alone. She thought food was something de pendent on complete liaison be tween the tin mines, me Dean eries and the gas range. "And 1 never saw much excuse for if until the past year during which time the old gal has been flying all nvpr the man in something sne calls home front activities, letting all her home affairs go to pot. . Nnw I claim that among the home front activities conducive, to preserving morale and winning tne four take Drecedence over mak ing the home fairly comfortable and doing a little decent coofcmg now and then. 'A lot of those women you see trnttinff around in all sorts ol uni forms or with all sorts of bands on their arms are just sabotaging the hnrno front bv leaving the men folk hungry, cold, disgusted and pretty sore. "I know a couple of 'em who are Rnpndins 12 hours a day working on Via nroblem of sustenance, morale and first aid while their husbands are so neglected that they could use some ambulatory aid ngnt now. "The nnint.of which is that thou- nnrts of American husbands who don't know much about cooking are ohlieed to depend on canned stuff. Rnmethins they iust dig out of a container and hold over a gas flame five minutes. If they find they are suddenly cut off from canned food they are going to be in a bad way. "Don't yon think ail men should learn to cook?" we asked Elmer. "Learn to cook!" he ex claimed. "They should now learn to scout and forage. RHYMES FOR THE CANNED GOODS CRISIS Cut mt down on canned fruit jukes If it dealt the Axis deuces. ihntA nit ft A cheffit&Z IMV wwww f r vni ! 11. It L 1 jney wiu give laoij mm uww. m w Lima beans M gladly lay off If in victory they'll pay off. Pork and beans? Well, fil go easy If they make Uer tuenrer uineezy. Carrots, corn, asparagus? Take 'em and swamp "it and "Muss. . . In this rationing of canned goods there is this thing to bear in mind: Maybe the can you give op will be the one they'll tie on Hitler. GONE WITH THE RATION CARDS 1 I'll take a second helping. ', 2 Oh, have another chop! 3 I'd like to reduce but I just can't stop eating everything. 4 Please pass the butter! 5 Add a cup of sugar and a quart of rich cream and stir welL 6 You are cordially invited to a beefsteak dinner, tickets to be $1 per plate. 7 My order of steak hasn't arrived ar-rived yet; what's the matter? 8 Just cut me off some round steak for the dog. 9 And I'll take ten or twelve cans of soup, too. 10 The best dinner in town for 40 cents. WINTER, 194243. 1 putt down shades, I wear my longs; I've put up new storm doors; I sleep with heavy, woolen socks; Rugs cover all my floors. - Each crack is sealed, Tve closed off rooms; Such neat tricks I well know; Tve even insulated pipes Do I keep warm? Gosh! Nol ' ' , , : rid'- ' irouDie to hefn Yr germ laden Dhti?011 mV? toswKfeS9 flamed brond1. J a,bottle of CwfflSEP W The problem of what t -----...... ?clCSi Iob. usi oi guts service mZ.1! mg to numeronoc,,!:'8? have a friend or reE. " 3 armed ioH rmes, or Coast GuarrilaVk. ' ti a pipe, orrolls-hiwwn "0 his favorite tobZ morder. A big favorite S3 service men is p .. ,,. i world's largest-selling smS bacco. Local deMP06ffl 7 ; vl" uctuers now a t turmg Prince Albert in the J can for themenintheS iRXATlVS O In NR (Nature's Remedy) TalJ oiiw uitmicais, m mmerak nhenol derivativM KP t,m ferent act different. Pwely md dients formulatpd avpp hi Uncoated or candy coated, that is dependable, thorough, yet tejtjj uumunsui ink s nave proved, Gew box today ... or larger econoori KR TO-NIGHT; mQRRmkal WV.rstTAOAlN Mil HOUP, ANOTHER SrTSPOWN,S!GH INVMARDUYl OMF- OP CALLERS IS Rl- WlNUfcO Or A Rt,l-tyRTR A ONE OP f " NEXT MOVE WPS V? KH9 uiY PELAV CY m&?7 i?illi?EU- WlNuYpftPUWd tONO STOisY 66T THEIR HtR KMtTTivt6.fcRM r- ,,, r iiJj. 6ETVERY TIREOj STANDS HOLOIMC1 CDATS IMTERMtNi wire.i last Uimutp rtcp v Oak Deeded Lard A npnrsria niimer n( an J his will deeded to the tap sion of itself and all land 4 eight feet. RUM DOW!, 1 TAKE ATONIC MANY DOCTORS PCWMMFNO ff is hi J M V7 MILLIONS WHO "TH OUT" easily due to dencia 0fVitamiiisAandD-ti7' inegood-tastmgowi" sionAlsohelp3b BistanwagsinBoofflaM.v-and BistanwagsinBoofflaM.v-and other winter jlhrfw is a dietary deliciemy w' mins A ana y. Scott's Emulaonaf 'round. AH oruss- Witness ioXra; . t net no W For success "-- j the truth.-Jamesl Everybody Is remarking on the splendid appearance of our service men. .When the first draft army was called the boys didn't look any trw hnt Even a vear aeo the equip ment seemed somewhat catch-as- cstcb-can. But there are no smart er looking soldiers on earth today, and the same applies to other branches of the services. ". The feUow who hose laugh moAeri today is the man uho stuck to hu i eUt coal furnace and never let the oil-bum-mr salesmen get m foot inside the door. Hp OGDEfL UTAH j it 9 d t |