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Show - " ' ' r- 1 P jJL SlU07rAcA the word Bcapcoat it . i Fun r the Whole Family II " . . ' ' " . ....... .., attaching the suit The owner nir,.8111 He1 1250 but the court aJfj as adequate cnm. . ?K rn rfi o; I gr 1 1 hur: I By . LANG ARMSTRONG . v MrMwinM air In "I sot It straight from a guy who Knowsxuu ic JfeiiWSi GLUYAS 't4 ii 1 'I - ' m t II In Willi I I S . I I . . I V -"'. i .rf m m ii mix rm a ms . i m i - . y t " x jl. v ss. -mm. I I I I Mil .-" ft II li I 1 I W 1 J I " "I l 1 1t?lE6 1b INDtCPrfE HtD BE RifcHf ff IHEV'D StOP 5piN6 AROUND. CftCKUNS AT WMjBUtlHWfiO RI6HT OH All R6HT. LET THEM HAVE If THEIR , l WD HURT HIM&E.LF BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN AKt THEN A VEE LATER ' PAO' SRi-lM ARRIVED 1 I A.t SO WE .OW mo HAL BACK AT HIS RANCH, <T IgX , t V k A5ws,-VMKERSA :icoiM' TO W R lW"f& & vfE fiT MARKED ' AT j H AL jf MWD.PACDNERy 1 -iWNCtS OVER - Z VAM' tAVRA S' - I CAKT LET HEK THROU) J?3f wr- - jt'H-s. her life AWAyoN 3)mmWMi "" - 1 v - r X '.W'JSvViVV -VJ.-..1' .i-tf it T .Jf t WH 1 Mi I V f L. .IV 'kH 1U ITT XI i r ' ' " mmmmMMT-" REG'LAR FELLERS That's Sabotage! By GENE BYRNES It Is soon going to be a question ques-tion whether to tip your hat to lady or give her salute. There will be 150,000 gals in the army, and it is fairly obvious that before long there will be so many of them in uniform that a like a woman is woman u ..' going to feel conspicuous. It Is all going to be a terrifio blow at feminine daintiness and charm. The boudoir is going to' look like an army locker room, every clothes hanger is going to have a military garment on it and the male members of the family are going to have their troubles telling which are their hats and which belong to mother and sister. We fear a big drop in charm. A woman has to have everything to project oomph in flat heels and an army hat There will be no generals, majors, colonels, etc., in the Female Reserve. Re-serve. Those responsible for the matter were smart enough to know that chaos might result But there will be other less militant titles. The ladies will be ranked as directors, assistant directors, first leaders, second leaders, junior leaders, etc. The preliminary battles will be fought over the question who are to be plain everyday members. tip Pals will be naid. Directors will get $3,000 a year and expenses, assistant directors will get $2,400 and expenses, and those from junior leaders to first officers will get from $648 to $2,000 a year and expenses. ..'.... DR. LEVI DELK. w., . tuae.. ingrown dub MuTtotaL'TH weak rche. corrected. cZll'H OFFICE EQUIPMENT !EW AND USED dnlo typewriter, adding mchy au! 2 '1 8. L. DESK EX.. 85 JMljffl. H EARN WHILE YOU LEARN harbor. finlt l .k. d..l !tt' rrWRlL Dt)FFV.THI5 t5 Vtrtr TOlri' RANKS CRYlM' LIKE A dAbYJ ARE THAT ? ANolNBK. lyz. P VDU HAt THAT ) tVEN IF YOU AIR& A V if FELU OH lifPpt V Expenses will bridge losses. not include BARBER COLLEGE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS Reconditioned Band Inatrumentj n fej prices. Liberal tradM. BEESt.sv CO., 70 So. Mam, Salt Lak. Ch ,-I USED EQUIPMENT INTERMOUNTAIN MERCHANTS Sl'PPI (Uealers in Bankrupt Stockti We buy and sell all kinds of turea and equip. Cash register, mat ml onice equip uo n. w ., aK Lk. PERSONALS DEAFNESS, noise relieved. AM,- TAYLOR. Ear Bpeeiaiiit, Cameron, Ttj USED CARS TRAILERS ( USEB CARS TRAILER COACHES liberal liredit Terms JESSE M. CHASE Bur Sell Tradt S51 So. Main Street : - Salt Lake also locations m . BOISE. POCATELLO, BUCSfOM USED TIRES We have a limited number ol good tires 17" to 23" for use on farm id Build a wagon from your old ear LYMAN MOTOR COMPANT 587 South Main St., Salt Lake City. WE NEED MORE Mil POP A Friendly Warning By J. MILLAR WATT WERE YOU THINKING OP ACCEPTING THE PROPOSfcLJ r.HAID OP IV HUAAOC3.. PROCESSOR 0 I V21 v K -V.l. JSS LN ' VS. YES I WHY" o ff (Helmed y Tat Boli ' 9T1neriM.) ; MAKE SU'RE? BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN ON IT ; - mam IT'S LALA PALOOZA -Too MucK Company By RUBE GOLDBERG 1 1 1 tIMMM! COfFE CAKE RIGHT OUT OP THE I OVEN. MARTHA, (TS WONDERRA. - BUT I KNOW t3X EAT TOO MUCH VOU EAT KINTt JOAh4! MARTHA'S) .COFFEE CAKE (S ftOOO FOR WO. m GOT EXTRA VITAMINS IN IT m NEVER HEARD OF THAT BEFORE. ) ;, IS HE KIDDING YOUR LITTLE y -A WSltK rKUM IMC OTX MARTHA no-tom Right Joan? vou see. I BAKE WITH at virUiLiAiLlt.l VP CT 7 'l ARENT ALL YEASTS THE SAME ? NOT AT ALL! FLE1SCM MANN'S IS THE ONLV YEAST WITH ALL THESE VITAMINS A, Bl, D.ANO G ! NOT ONE OF THEM 5 APPRECIABLY LOST IN THE OVEN. THEY ALL GO INTO YOUR BREAD OR ROUS FOR EXTRA VITAMINS NO OTHER CAN YEAST ( GIVE if r n f5 SOMETHING ELSE YOU MAY NOT KNOW, JOAN. 1 w iwi imk rLClw-HMANNS YOU BUY NOWADAYS KEEPS PERFECTLY W THE REFRIGERATOR. YOU CAN BUY ENOUSH FOR A WEEK AT ONE TIME. AND SAY. WHY DONT Vrvi ccwn cna bwr! ii rw.ntu with Al I ttiKinc ne m wuuww ntw BREADS AND ROLLS firv. UNS riHl 40-poge, full-color book wi over 60 recipe. Write Standard 6rand$, Inc.' 595 Matftion Ave, New York, MY. ' -Advertisement. Just what the ladies will do has not been completely decided, but if the boys in the army could get their wish some of them will be assigned to cook, make beds and do the gen eral housework which the boys now have to do. Nothing would raise the morale of the American buck private like being be-ing relieved of the job of making his own bed. The Women's Army will be non combatant. (Except within its own ranks. Ed.) x It may be sent anywhere in the world. And there is this one great consolation: it will not be sent out in those funny spring and summer hats. D1MOTJT "Get the flashlight, Willie! Popper's gonna take as to New York to see the sights!" It's so dark in the heart of New York now that folks are doing their necking OUTSIDE the movie houses. "U. S. to Use Alcohol to Make Rubber." Headline. , We suppose this will mean a return of those wobbly rear tires. - Private Purkey's sweetheart- Harriet, Har-riet, says she supposed all those soldiers are being sent to Ireland because they are green troops. . THOSE MUSICAL COMMERCIALS Radio advertisers are going jingle mad. There is hardly a product on the air market today that hasn't been set to music. You can't tune into the radio these days without finding yourself in the middle of some musical boost espe cially written for infantile intellects. There was a time when an announcer an-nouncer would plug a drink, hair oil, bon bon or cigarette in a straight TALE. He didn't need an orchestra to say a good word for a loaf of bread, or a choir to emphasize the value of a can of beer. He didn't have to set a Mother Goose jingle to music to beat down your sales resistance. Radio is the most imitative of all the arts. Let some sausage maker come on the air with a sales talk via a male quartette and a dozen other business men will have their commercials musicalized. Are you a cigar manufacturer? Very well. You'll want something like this to convince the American public that you have the best smoke. - Health and vigor's what yon seed, Yea can get 'em, yes. Indeed; Smoke Baxooker'a new cigar . . . Tra la, tra 1, tra la bur! If you can't pass a physical exanuf and still want to help our great eounsj whipping uie Japs, we oa urn Service offer, (telegram) "AnnliMLtiims are beitm forwarW Jat for vour stadents to fill out ltd turn to this office. If they meet th a Service requirements tor iienera ehanics Helper, $1500 per annum,! can be extended employment" WAR DEPT., Fairfield Air B All f stir students who have sppM been accepted on the above appointd COME IN AND SEE US AT OKI Frye Aircraft Company of itaft ISA Motor ATenue Salt Lake Oty, Oldest Flag in AmerM rne oiaesi uuwu ua& 71 Nnrth America is m ner of Cortez which was bom fva nrnppssion when CortQ X" . , rt .j turned thanks to Goci atuw Eor the capture of Mesco (a iiQ Tt. is now preserved mi rfass in the National Mexico City. DON'T LET CONSTIPATION SLOW YOU UP . ri,.n hnls are lugosh?"!3 irritoble, headachy do is an effort, do a. o-f FEEN-A-MIWI, beM gum laxauve. ZjJupKS MINT before you go r2 out being disturDed-nmog thorough relief, helping aeain. full of your EENi-MINT: Taste, and economical. A gd FEEH-A-MINl When armored was cuswawj . henlet raise the yisor of h no9n of iaemuau".-M ture has come ft armies in the form J Traditional, too, ,q man's prewrem m rettes. In the y; J rines, and Coa Bdica . ctne" Stores show wu-icg Favorite ham!i:-,fcrcesanr fi.K-a MORin"-' J FEtMlII h.iil Wort ft J.,,e LYDAt,",, . lent hrHorel seeuw wet oo! eostii busly i Vjbimf he wa. Stetsc v besw 0 Tenlsoi fcfor i ksmili all jo early t ioldher ins sui are nc bale W-la ksto ! lid truest tru-est p Hie ti pi, i ier. T latwe EO UP b'rea Janet tesit; and p; r, h ati con fc:!ear neck ink 3ir t m (tie I bits," shoot at 0 boy t-1 pen mthi Mr. iave I or I Ikett pan f it a tool 1st VJ bui and josti Ire's wii ftc see and tt; rea It." mi and IT I clin to' a: Ft G; H Shrt ?T5 i'C iec re lit |