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Show THE USUI "N. LEI". UTAH TOO MANY BASTINGS THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIr b ! 1 ff f 15 o ! "He was cut out to be a gentleman, gentle-man, I'm sure." 'But so badly tailored, my dear. IN HIS CLASS ; Slowpay You can't get blood out of a turnip! Collector I don't expect to, sir, I'm only trying to get a little money out of a beat. THE EGG INDUSTRY . Boarder What a lot of eggs! But don't count your chickens before they're hatched. i Farmer's Wife No we'll eat 'em before they're hatched. ALONG THE ROAD I "Where do all dese cinders come from?" "Come from the motorists burning de road." SCHOOL DAYS Father So Jane is taking up biology no education is complete without it .... Mother Yes, she writes she's giving giv-ing intimate study to the Genus Homo at every opportunity. FIFTY-FIFTY f He I think husband and wife should divide responsibilities. She So do I. You look after the bills, and I'll look out for the money. TOO MUCH BOOM, BOOM She When I hear a jazz band I can't keep my feet stilL He Neither can I they always take me right out of the room. BUGS HAVE BUGS When these microbes travel about they seem prepared to lodge almost anywhere." Yes; most of them carry some kind of grippe." Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Youngj BE i30G 3BE 3BE 33E 3QC 3QE JSE 3QE 3G3E By EDWHEELAN BIG TOP "Skookie" goes out to do hit act with AIM who, 10 tar, It going through her tunt o. k. : : I 1 Li V V II- CrCi AMEAU. WLU heJ THERE GO.MVKA ') OH.SO DO f LOOK - ALTA vOMT lli f$ I I SrSj SSw GO&W.T HOPE THE ir&UTCH'-N pAV the CHECK ANt I : if SM 1 L- ( POLICE 0Ya$& ' V. O.K. :h5RlBL' i OP 'LIQUOR ON TH& V JfiiM 1T (sfc7 LALA PALOOZA Gonzales and Professor Zeero Get Together By RUBE GOLDBERG Mil T I M ' I IT'S A DEAL, V BAZOOLA ANY MONKEY LEAVE ONE ? ZE THE A t PROFESSOR -YOU BAZOOLA- BUSINESS AND BANANA FOR I CROOK! I Vv WkI CBOOKl ) TELL LALA TO LL IT'S A YOU ARE ONE I ME - VIA NOT , . 'AVkW-T 1 fi MARRY ME AND DEAL J DEAD ROMEO' A MARRIED TO wX J "IT iS I I J ''LL Y0 " TTT7 iv-JA.Mluli t , ' 1 ' 1 nn " "nf M PAYNE SCATTER POP For a Second, Pop Forgot By C. M. PAY1N Xf ffTT) w) v " Sf-WP VOU Kgat OUT- I'VE. BEEM OKI j SVaIMGKJ WOURS 'bDREI ' x'.:'... jBvright. I IU Hu PiU OBtt) POP Hazard Removed By J. MILLAR WATT D'YOU STILL GOTO C NO! GIVEN UP SMOKING NO.' I TAKE OFP SLEEP SMOKING PT I'VE POUND A ,NI BED? THE . AND BURN THE, rh GOOD REMEDY COUNTERPANE COUNTERPANE? a FOE IT ' .. 5 Curse of Progress )r. mortmer j. meek, after 69 years op D4TENSIVK STUDV fiNO research vmdok, mas Just oiscouedeo a sepum tor b disease; THAT MAS BAPPLEO MEDICAL SCIEkiCE FOP CENTURIES-. HE MOW RETUBNS TO H'S WOMETDWM TO BS HCRM.DCO AJJO ACCUlMEo (Ate MOVIE 6CTRE5& rtii r. Ai i nno. (Wf POTTEtf) AFTER coMPLrnwa MEK LftTE.T PICTURE. DROPS tW FOP ,4 A QUIET VISIT TO UEtt OLD li? UOMETOIUkl it. ! SPUR TO THOUGHT "Bridget," said Dennis timidly, "did ye ever think o' marryin?" "Sure now," replied Bridget, looking look-ing demurely at her shoe, "the subject sub-ject has never entered my mind." "Then it's sorry I am," said Dennis, Den-nis, as he started to leave the room. "One minute, Dennis," called Bridget, as he was going. "Ye've set me thinkin" Good Enough Evidence ManagerWhere is Mr. Brown? Clerk Speaking on the telephone to his wife. Manager How do you know it's his wife? Clerk Well, he's been oa the telephone tele-phone hall an hour and I've only heard him say "Hullo" and "yes" so far. Stray Stories Magazine. And Some Sawdust "Darling," said young Justwed. "what did you say this stuff is?" "Cottage pudding, sweetheart," cooed the bride. "That explains it! I've got hold of one of the beams!" NOT HUNGRY By GLUYAS WILLIAMS 5URJEt's smt wrfrt can- Efforts Tb BffAtffl "!! 10 PUt MIHP OM SOME-iH6 SOME-iH6 MORETLEWAtM'frtftH H01 IS ibLD 10 STOP t flMlXS A(P Brf Hl5S0PPER.?iCKSMif 6L00MUy lHKPW1blUE51'iort SWS. 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Boy .Tim'Vleuica.but(i You rteZffl Life i rethet- T Per ten "fcC ' . cause w Lctme to w 1 and chj ffthero tell, Tinany of tn HIGHER .EDCCATIOH 1 roen an introduce i v fUU oi ies ana but tOO, cuu" iev are rny jhymes are re unfailta nldren to ki 1 rhymes ar ior of the i-imble: Ja Mother (whpn l.. ma am, ana "No m'-.- iaiuiaw& - Mother You did ' Tom Yep. He'd Be Quiet A VrillTIO TTnrtllnL. the wild and woolly West dec! K Ku tiumg. A cowboy asked yuu preier an English man western saddle?" The Englishman innUi "What's the difference?" be i?rovide foo "From i pars up to the chil( jnow them is also 5 life, one is simply 1 live, and '6 saying th The Western saddle has i l iose who said the cowbov. I don't think I'll need the' said the Englishman. "I don't to ride in heavy traffic." Indeed, No! Mrs. O'Jawsh-Well, Mrs phy, I'm glad to see you.' did you like your trip abroa summer? Mrs. Murnhv Well. 1 fiw is, London and Rome, but fe part of the whole thing tas trip over. Don t miss that, ever you do, if you ever go rope. Pearson s Weekly, lad poetry I! .. 1 the won m should l tiren and sen oiaeu good poen j their fa ; the pof tUren say ' Hke them, in put th( ren are v( iy many ad by sir On the Spot Mrs. Snapn If I were pio, would you marry again? Schipio That isn't a tail tion, dear. Mrs. Snapp Why isn't it s question? Schipio Well, if I were fo "Yes" you wouldn't like it, ai say "No" wouldn't sound sc ther. :In playi ats the o h this lii ch, "Pon on't comi Inthe i xhief" a iild run: thildren green ai letter to fjopped it l1 camps tl :. K?K Absolutely Safe Matches jtory, di Betty Here, mom, are f, in, and matches. Nse garr ' Mrs. Jones But Betty, Hnjt'Ji other light! I od aSair ' Bettv That's strange, 1 1 ,mes we : them all and they were peri ft a prir oi poet Butstani nose -tevensor Milne the q VAYA Anises has reasons I sans. A im the J to reac ioi hum: f Jors for "tie s a proicsaiuw- - , th nress. y no i - pi 1 Knuw m- IRONED OUT I "Yes outgrow oed a str ression Jes are ( school se stimv !s keen of his jokes are so flat. i th Dark Called unexpectedly ? . i a flerffyrna. the lasi sau i.. koomA conscious u'.c Srhrhe4 Thr, of the departed. f a : He turned to one of tte;f simulat and whispered: "Brother or - , U0US( "Cousin!" the relative - ,hat is back. I TTj pof the Already ConvinJ OMe ' Meeker-lreadin y,eKa) science has discovered that warms the blood. ft af teise, ckman-Idon t o I've liea5a.s"16"e Driver, my blood boil.-Safej Generous , aaugnier a -' ., ,. . u you support a family- Young Mar, Wfk wanted Sarah-T l4 should just ask him i money. You , Uttle note. . idea. CUent-Thats8godrer, do you spell scou Stories maganne Stuns ,u . . : rof rwerpeepers! fou! i Jtv 10ok that old gal gJ 1 wc f - ington Post. a of readli "chi f - |