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YECfOD-si X WOWJeri ilr X CAM OCT OUT OF THUT HAM House without rukimimo l4TO THAT PAIS! IM TH' NECK, Tip T-r? Ua.km rt . trs- HH- Efl- GOOD EVENIlft My dear May. hamourger! efi- xm aurr oh m WA OUT TO THE MOVIE 5- OrtEDDte! HOW.X ADOBE THE MOVICJJ THC ARE HV WEAKNESS ER-I WAS THlklKlkf OF GOVM3r MVELP, tWT 1 HATE TO io o .nrn-j. ' E i Eddie Is Demoted REMEMBER. CHOCoLITaA riai i nuw un, Mrv more tiH-EAST OF CHICV3EM rpR HR.. "BOWERS! HE urtTy YES M'AI HAttOURER. THE LECJ- : y I fo;g (Ac Concrete 0(r Pcf Peeve ? ITJI WHEN Pll? yCW GETI k--d Y SE08fe irs, I I II -I lMTC7WNf SORE, IUjj EEN TVJENTVVEARS lClOyi, ICOM1N6 BGHTWr- $IMCE HE MOE-0 1 wi . rizr m I i 4 hours i ft I LI - J FjmuL mam w h ui ' GENIUS First, little Jones ran excitedly from the room and fetched his wife. Then he went out Into the garden and called the twins, who were telling tell-ing the children next door what they would do when they arrived at the seaside. After that he persuaded young Albert to abandon for the moment his efforts to get Radio Paris on the wireless, brought cook In from the kitchen, and even asked nurse to lift baby from the peram bulator. And, to his delight, he found that when they all sat on the largest trunk at once, he could just manage to fasten the lid. London Opinion. Of Course Not! Voice on the Telephone I ordered that crab meat three hours ago and It hasn't come yet Grocei" We expected a fresh shipment ship-ment this morning and I've been wait ing for It. Voice on the Telephone But my husband Is here complaining because his dinner's not ready. Grocer But you wouldn't want to serve an old crab, would you? Lon don (Ont.) Free Press. Just What Did He Mean? "What do you think? The chief clerk had the nerve to tell me I was a blithering Idiot The chief clerk, mark you 1 I don't mind that sort of thing from the boss, of course. After all, he's known me for over fifteen years I" London Answers. fitted, ify;u uH, days the frock :Ed 3st as smart .,ulZ? The rir: make you look diyine . t,tfe: Naturally Upset Her Mrs. Heigho "Old Jonas Hard-scrabble Hard-scrabble fell plumb off the roof , of hi3 house while he wuz shingling it." Mrs. Why'so "Didn't his wife feel awful?" "Awful Is no name for It-he It-he fell right Into her bed of sweet peas." Brooklyn Eagle, Modern Politician "Have you seen the candidate yet?" "Yes; he flew over our house this morning and dropped down a lot of literature and threw a kiss to the baby." Fathflnder Magazine. HIS SOLE OCCUPATION? Jim Will you marry me If I stop smoking cigarettes? Maude No. Jim; I couldn't think of marrying a man who did nothing. Invaluable Knowledge "Aw, what good Is percentage?" growled little Tommy. "Now, Tommy," asked his teacher, reproachfully, "don't you want to learn how to figure batting averages?" Toronto Globe. Mortgage Included Customer But you didn't tell me about the mortgage on the house? Owner Don't you remember? I told yon It had all the modern Improvements. Im-provements. Vancouver Province. Couldn't Daunt Him T must tell you that my daughter can bring a husband only her beauty and her intellect' j "I don't mind many young couples have started In a very small way." Funny Thing, Age "A very handsome woman, that Mrs. Miller." Tou ought to have seen her 15 or 20 years ago when she was 10 years younger." London Tit-P.its. i yards 3G Inch fabric. Imp step-by-step sewing Instructions eluded with each uattera - 3 Send FIFTEEN CENTS (1 coins or stamps (coins preferred) f this pattern. Write plainly mk I dress and style number. EES': TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to Sewing C Tattern Department, 243 Wests,- teenth Street, New York Cllj, PREPAREDNESS Johnny was very hard on to-One to-One day, while shopping w':-friend w':-friend his mother bought dtf a pair of trousers for Johcuy. ordered a good bit more than-" necessary. "Why do you get so muchrfe the friend who was with tar. "Oh," was the reply, "this H reserved seats." REAL FIGHTERS j did -yon Captain Why r... nther side WE- and technically defeated, nest of hornets got Into the f An elderly man MU J worrie vbzl & fts see a doctor, xne u and smiled. ,,1 "My ae;r " ; habit of talking to yourself thing to worry aw- u "Isn't it?" said tf nantly. "Ton dont knot darned bore I The Me ' .rf ilEt t ft o I fienjlnS . L whlsp t coming i keep W 1j0'D t0 (verjthius A !i)U hCt 4lnd tbi ng the" rase ie two 8b e, QuHe ry. km n 1 'ilere I ' i j hatred i ipr, Has p seen a J I'm worn I ier. 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