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Show TIIE LEW SUN, LE1II. UTAH Along the Concrete Our Pet Peeve- Sally Sez q A Few g Little 'Stmles r2 TO THE NTH DECREE Hem Hospital Patient Say, doctor, I asked that nurse to put a not water bottle at my feet and she stuck up ber nose and walked away. Doctor What elae could yoa expect! ex-pect! That whs the head nurse. Patient Oh, do they specialize that much? Then get me the foot nurse. Capper" Weekly. Didn't Want to Mill It Sister Freddy, don't you think you'd better go to bed now? Little Brother No, I want to stlck round and see your friend explode first. Slater's Boy Friend Cood gracious gra-cious 1 Whatever can the child meant Little Brother I beard Minnie tell mamma you were about ready to popl Worked A peasant bought a barometer, and fortnight later the instrument mat er from whom he bought it passed the door. Instrument Maker Well, are you satisfied with the barometer? Peasant Itatber I I have had It a fortnight, and we have bad fine weather all the time. Pearson's. Numerically Spankiag A little boy waa balancing himself on bis bead when an old lady who knew blm came by: "Aren't you too young to do thatf she asked. "You're only six." "It's all right, missis," replied the boy without losing his balance, "I'm nine while Yta upside down." BUSINESSLIKE 1 'm.'T BitJl Mrs. Stortetmmmer Johnny Bone-chisel Bone-chisel says he considers our daugh-cer daugh-cer worth her weight In clam sheila. Mr, S. That's fine 111 hold him off a few weeks while we fatten ber up. , Fleeting Time Lecturer (who baa spoken for two hours) I shall not keep you much longer. I am afraid, I have spoken at rather great length. There la no clock In the room, and I must apologise apolo-gise for not having a watch with me, A Voice There's a calendar behind be-hind you, mister 1 Exchange, Lett Trouble Father Willie, were you quiet at school today? WlUle HI say sol I went to sleep soon aa I got there, and the teacher said she'd punish anyone who woke me up I Bringing Kim Down Maude Why did you break your engagement with poor Tom? Edith Hush, don't tell any one, but he was growing so horribly fat! When grief haa pulled him down a bit I ahull take blm on again. Anatomical Problem "Bobble, t am going to spank yeo, aa sure as anything," said Cobble's mother. "You cant Tm alttln' on It," said Bubble. Qilcago News. Briil Are Stronger Bride I made this pudding all by myself. Hubby Fine! But who helped you lift It out of the oven? 7 1 THE FEATHERHEADS t.Lzr r OUT ALL PAY AGAlM IMSTfiAD OP STAYING HOME AMP POiNe.NbUR HOUSEWORK FINNEY OF THE FORCE BOBBY THATCHER Discreet PURCHASCO PROA BOBBZ BV THH VLLACB DENTsr AMO CH.OEO FOR Dt6PiAy...PROP PB.TT1BCXS WISHES TO RKTRtEuVBT TH3 Tooth to aoo to tmh perfectioh of 8UT TMB DSMTIST RECUSES TO 6GU AMO THtt 6CIEMTIST 13 LAMUIHO TO etis it..... n 5 S'MATTER POP A New Letter In The Alphabet Yits.. Yle Y (fyJt I CoMi V f f at X "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" t4T WOR!?T AQOUT HE, AC , VOO CAslY TEU. MB AAfTTMBvka AeoUT VOM6MJ I'm MeeriMci urnrua AU. RWHT, Wisa 4JY!t MiSS BEU.B MOPP6R, FoR UJKX- OU BAY WV4ATA " HMGM)U MOPP1M OP THB AiSLS SURB-START PlCKiWtS ON MEj I SUPPOSe I'M TO RAME THAT ALL THE ASH TRAYS ARE. FILLED AND CI nno r 'HAT'S RIGHT PlCN OUT OWE THINS HOW ABOUT TH& CAMDY PAPERS ALL OVER TM& SOFA Z.Zzh VMJT ARE1 If SHURE, AM' Ol BB VE2 POIKi I BREAKlW IN THK THfcSE IN HERE? rJEW SHOES Inquiry... vwwata sap eoote s AQoOT AALS-XVL-A MllTO M6CP MB 3Avg i afe MA . i TWO OAV3 HAVH fclAPSEO ( GlHCS I OFFERED HIM A i PR'CB THAT WAS BMIMEMTty lf(2TSl PAIR MOW TO FIND THH J&UZ-Z ' BEUJ5 WHAT AREa 1 TiIlT Look. IVE You "POiMGr I r WRiYTEr4tUr4TlPY" W THEFJB? IN THE PUST ?N Till lil -7 THIS TAP ltij I ' Ivl.l III . mm WELL IT BE Y A LOT O'NOISE I SfeZ ARE r-1 SORRY.' SWiiRE AM' OI'LL STHOP SING-IN' THIS Ml MIT OLD TURTLBBACK! AmV SEEM FOLKS THIS BIOS OF THB TRACK HOLO HO TRUCK WITH SUCH AS WW..; IP MB AIMT AROUHD SHAHTTOWM VOu MIGHT PINO HIM AT KtCKAPOO SLUTERb HOOSSOOAT. Imakin' v mimit. ; V - 'HI' " Sre- I L f . w c !, i s tat (VHlLl.) ( A UETTtIZ, I Untidy Spelling OH, YoU DID ? W&LL, You ETf Bf LfeARrJ , TO SPELL tT FIRST Stopping the Racket By GEORGE STORM TMTjs Ol! WCKAPOOS ABK, THH OHE WITHOUT OONT j AM PAIMT OM! AHO TURTLEBACK'S THB ONE IN THAT SKIFF By C M PAYNE JO Th BB SyAc at vf A Big Help!! c : I vMvjf ft ; i V i ll pi baci f lot CM cbers w We'd ,u k, fcnatJ" 10 OJiw it T i year. 1 THISWEEK'SPRIZESTo! Did yoa ever m dni t,n v. nd etarclw In rai,? Ut win towiu rap htm ft wn and contingent bdiutri-J! reinsuted at horn. iJliit Rnv Tnt.MM..i . Wint jour own linlt red vwi ni Instead ol aeta. ,w. Utah Oil Refining Service Stations in Utah and L "CATERPILLAR1 TRACTOM W hav aeieral rood iscd "OatarpiBii iraciora on itnica detirtblt tuli i b made. Sea oar nloan Tremonton or 8ilt Lski Cit. Landes Tractor & Equipment cl a neat Booth Ttnob ft Salt Lake City. Utah Achew! Achetl Colds have their "seasons," f JWIVU4 VGlllfa UCJbCUIWI a October, January and Fetalis ana April ana May. Get Free Garden Guide Bo mm. A4. SALT LAKE CITY. UTAB f Feed 'Em First "A good leader," said Hi Eo,t Sage of Chinatown, "should be i to see to it mat us veaa are well fed." SALESMENS' SAMPLES Ladies Knit Suits and DreSi Now One-halt UB UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Salt Lake City. Utu Skunks Hibernate Part Tib TJi Blfiink is tTDical of '! which go into hibernation, bat w mains onlv nart of the mnta f Utah High School of Beauty te s cove 121 Sa. Main Bt, Bail - "J Til Bcautj CsItHi Pretosi ImubWs hi,, Yoa can now learn a pn,ri Flyn tak. yon Independent for tin f , day.. IIS per m.ntk only i nam af an montna. t"" - s for a.r eatalone. HlH il NAME .. Marsh Rabbit Swiw The marsh rabbit of our eastern swampland is M,r'i-R home in tne waier sa n -actually swims for sport. 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