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Show tm Fires Costly Every day in the U. S. there nre 1.600 fires. 28 deaths caused by fire in 1.000 ho.r.cs. 130 stores. !;( factories. 7 churches. 7 schools e.'.J 3 hospitals. Airplanes Over Counter One ot Cnirat;o's largest depat: ment smres has agreed to open a' "airplane department" and will oi fer a popular, two-place model fo' sale from a conventional disph: room. QUIT DOSING CONSTIPATION! Millions Eat KELLOGG'S ALL-BRAN for Lasting Relief Harsh laxatives got you feel in;, down? If yours is the common type of constipation, caused by lack of sufficient bulk in the diet, follow this pleasant way to tasting regularity. regu-larity. Just eat a serving of crisp, delicious de-licious KELLOGG'S ALL-BRAN every day and drink plenty of water I Do this regularly and if your trouble is due to lack of bulk you may never have to take another an-other laxative the rest of your life ! ALL-BRAN is not a purgative not a medicine. It's a wholesome, natural laxative food, and KEUOGO'S AU-BRAN it Richer In Nutrition than whole wheat Because it's made from the vital outer layers of wheat, in which whole-wheat protective food elements ele-ments are eonesntrated. One ounce of ALL-BRAN provides more than 'j your daily iron need to help make good, red blood. Calcium and phosphorus to help build bones and teeth. Vitamins to help guard against deficiencies. Protein to help build body tissue essential essen-tial for growth. Eat ALL-BRAN '.vtry day! Made by Kellogg'a of 3attle Creek and Omaha. ISM Older people! If you haven't Oh-stamina Oh-stamina you should hceaum-your hceaum-your diet lacks the natural AL Vitamins .and encnty-uulMinif. natural oils ynu n'vil-you II And poo(Mafii0 Scott's k nulalun nolns er'M tttm 'we. rnrrpg tmt rcittamrt to roldt. 8c thi wonderful different bu Scott's at your druggist' todayf Post-war automobiles nay ride en rubber springs which wlH llmlnate els and ttw nocenitf far lubrication. lubrica-tion. L t. Goodrich has supplied ever half a million rubber ipringt for military kjndm vehicles. . f. Goodrich Is new Mokraf tires new kind ef sye thetlt rubber. The new rubber makes tires wear longer. Since cotton of olmt equal Importance Im-portance with rubber In the nana-factor nana-factor of Mrw, Iho rubber Industry b ana of biggest custom en of the Agricultural South. Steel and brats are used In the manufacturing of ardl-nary ardl-nary pauongor car tires. How To Relieve Bronchitis Creenrulsloa relieves promptly because be-cause It goes right to the seat ex the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm, and- aid nature to wotne and heal raw, tender, la-flamed la-flamed bronchial mucous membranes. mem-branes. Tell your druggist te sell yon a bottle of Creomulslon with the understanding un-derstanding you must like the way it quickly allays the cough or you sxe to have your money bactc CflEOMULSION forCoudi$,.CJiestC,ol(Jii-'onchiHi alwars reff n ttit treat rub far .tie I SNAPPY FACTS I RUBBER I I Tjr . V 1 I 1 T7. " f " '-" V -1 "ii a-- - i nam ninnn - vo NINETEEN. 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RCoe j lor of Letters Every One of Them ''Too naval officers are SO gallant!" heW n I 1 Hi hole iramiiy WM i m " - - - Just a lew mora minutes, By BOODY ROGERS By GENE BYRNES ET iMn Dm i TWEMTY OOOAft BILLS. v wLuomm please rUKM I VUI1 I IKI 1' l FKOA4T OF SMITHERS rACTURY: Evai'm at pfflcers' messt" NOT SO CLEVER CHINESE Deciding to be extra cautious, a thrifty Chinese removed a brick from the hollow wall of his house and carefully deposited his hard' earned savings in the opening. Still haunted by a feeling of insecurity, he wrote across the homemade safe: "No money In this wall." His astute neighbor, Wong, saw the telltale writing, rifled the cache and took the hoarding. Fearing de tection, he wrote on the replaced brick: "The money was not stolen by Wong." Hard to Pronounce Harry What did you say name was? Jerry Josscowinawsoski. Harrv You rlnn't anvT his Jerry Well. 1 try to but 1 don't al ways succeed. Bead of the Class Teacher What does milk come to? Bright Girl In pints. Teacher And what else? Bright Boy I know in squirts! Blissful Ignorance Myron What you don't know doesn't hurt you. Byron That's true, but It some times amuses others. CEILING PRICE Mrs. How does my new hat look? Mr. It looks like a week's wages. Ouch! Bill There's one place you can get all the gas you want without coupons. Joe Where's that? Bill The dentist's. Age Old Core Jones I hear they've Invented something to prevent the roosters from crowing in the morning. Smith Really? What is it? Jones Chicken soup! What's In a Name? Stranger Do you know a guy down this street with one leg named Munson? Boy Munson? Well, Tm not sure. What's the name of his other leg? Simple Teacher Define the subject and the predicate. Smarty The subject is what does the predicate and the predicate is what the subject does. It's A Pleasure Nit Even nowdays I like to hitchhike. hitch-hike. Wit-Why? Nit It's thumb fun! Geography Lesson Teacher Name five things we get from India. School Boy Tin, oil, rice, Indis rubber and India-gestion. Believe In Signs? Cop What's the idea of parking right in front of the fire house? Lady Motorist Why, the sign said "Fine for Parking!" Milk Maker Harry Did you know I used- to be a gardener In a dairy? Jerry No. What did you. do? Harry I used to water the milk. HARD TO ANSWER Mrs. Jones Young man, how do you seU your limburger cheese? Clerk Madam, I sometimes wonder won-der about that myself! You're My Baby She Do I remind you of the ocean because my eyes are so blue and deep? He Naw. you remind me of the ocean 'cause you're so seldom quiet Editors at Work Editor I wish we had an ra in this offlceL Contributor What for? Editor So I could see through some of the jokes you contributors send in. Air Conditioned Trolleya A fleet of new street cars in At lanta, Ga., bas been equipped win, refrigerating units. This will be the first time that passengers can enjoy the benefits of air conditioning. Cows Need Rest Every cow needs a rest period ot six to eight weeks if she is to pro. luce the most milk during her next milking period. Ever Try Making Cough Syrup In Your Kitchen? Quick Relief. No Cooking. Easy! If you've never tried mixing- your own cough medicine, you've missed i lot. It's no trouble needs no cooklni and gives you about four times u much cough syrup for your money. You'll say It beats anything you ever tried for coughs due to colds Ant hero's how It's done: Make a plain syrup by stirring i cups of granulated sugar and one cup f of water a lew moments, uniu it b dissolved. Or you can use corn syrup or liquid honey, Instead of sugar syrup. Get 2'4 ounces of Plnex from your druggist. Put this into a pint bottle and fill uo with your syrup. This makes a pint a family supply. Taste One and never spoils, cnudren love it And as for results, you've new seen anything better. It goes right ti work on the cough, loosening tit phlegm, soothing the Irritation, m helping clear the air passages. Tot will like It for Its results, and m merely for the money It saver. Pinex la a medal comnound 4 proven Ingredients, In concentrate form, a most reliable soothing ager. for throat and bronchial Irritation Money refunded if it doesn't pleuJ you In every way, -Adv. if NONE ICTTCD 1 ! "AUSVWORIO URGfcSI HUM UW VERONICA H.u??",h Powder. . CALOX 1 WW AZO IN TUIISI I Million ot people Buffering frcn aimpl Piles, have found prompi relief with PAZO ointment. Hen'i why: First, PAZO ointment soothe Inflamed areas relieves pain anl itching. Second. PAZO ointmttt lubricates hardened, dried partH help prevent cracking and n ness. Third, PAZO ointment tens to reduce swelling and check mM bleeding. Fourth, it' easy to w PAZO ointment' perforated Flk Pip makes application slmplt thorough. Your doctor can you about PAZO ointment. I SUPPOSITORIIS TOOlf Some persons, and many dwrtofi prefer to use suppositories, so PA2t comes in handy suppositories si The same soothing relief tt PAZO always gives. S ' Help Them Cleanse the Bit ' of Harmful Body Waste r Your kidneys are constantly filif' wast matter from the blood stream kidneys sometime lag in their ort" not act as Nature intended fail h move impurities that, if retained,) poison the system and upset the body machinery . J Symptoms may bs nagging bt&JS persistent headache, attacks oteJKif getting up nights, swelling, pV under the eyea a feeling of o anxiety and loss of pep and stret Other signs of kidney or bladder'. orurr are sometimes Durning, tew: too frequent urination. J . iuwuiu uv no qoudi n r ft treatment is wiser thaa ne.-leci. Daam'i fVU. fiooa's bav be " new friend for more than forty f iney Bav a nation-wide rcpon? recomravnaea oy graieiui pirk country over. 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