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Show Saturday, March 29, 1997 PC school board members bore themselves stiff, again by Eye Furrh-get RECORD GAFFE WRITER The Park City Bored of Education held a special meeting on Tuesday. March 25 because several ot the members had been suffering from insom nia. After about a half hour several members were slouched in their chairs, heads rolling while drool slowly dribbled out of the corner of several spectators' moutns in trie audience. Bored m e m - MUNI UMU loader?" Fulmer said. "In the event of several more circumstances circum-stances which being beyond our control make it nearly impossible to continue to approach this problem from the same line of reasoning previously previous-ly heretofore mentioned bv my distinguished colleagues concerning con-cerning the issue which according accord-ing to my sources is still at r ( I " D o e s that come with a DAVE FEELS SADPARK RECORD A typical sight at the monthly Bored of Education meeting: Principal Halcyon doses off during the excitement. I - n Don Rubalcava Lic 22-237035-5501 PC 655-9093 SLC 355-3783 Remodel work preferred 25 years experience .4 loin us from 5 pm - 6 pm to receive 20 off entire bill (excludes any alcoholic beverages). Must present this coupon I L iiiillinis rr i ilLETI'S : I large." Several violent yawns followed. fol-lowed. He crvoticallv auuea, "Wo have not ianeu, we have merely cir cumvented suc cess." The new superintendent, who has not yet been programmed to take part in the monthly snooze session, vainly tried to dispense arge doses of No-Doze. There were however no takers. Principal "Halcyon", who was wearing eyeglasses with fake eyes painted on the lenses to feign coherency an old-school trick invented by a wily vet- cian of these comatose affairs, abruptly fell out of his chair as dreams silently infiltrated his sleep. As he awoke with a start he incoherently murmured, "Mommy?" Tom "whispering" Van Gorder. apparently suffering from the worst case of insomnia ever known to man paced in the back of the room with bloodshot eves as board members snored i y r V I X ft f "V Units 6&11 2 bedrooms, 2 baths Appx. 1391 sq.ft. $325,000 Phase II: Unit 13 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths (2 bed 1 bath lockout) Appx. 1603 sq. ft. $450,000 Unit 14 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths (2 bed 1 bath lockout) Appx. 1830 sq. ft $450,000 I The Park Record loudly. In a scene that looked eerily similar to the images of Jim Jones in Guyana, Sandra Hall dis- p e n s e d Dixie cups filled with a red colored punch. Van Gorder then went to the' podium to present on policies DGVH-1A and DGHU-2. He and Chaplin, the only bored member still conscious, conversed con-versed in inaudible tones. Their near silent conversation seemed to translate into dream-speak as several smiles innocently lit up the faces of the "sleepers." Another board member, who because of the numbing pain which was overtaking my senses I was unable to identify, suddenly sudden-ly awoke from her slumber and roared incantations that fell on deaf ears. "I refuse to vote for a policy that is not kid-friendly. There must be some way we can reach a compromise so the kids can still..." Before she slipped back into the nether world of deep-sleep she muttered with a sigh of relief, "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." The rest of the meeting became a bit foggy as this reporter lost consciousness three... maybe 12 times. : 'fx ."if It i i If . Jo-' HANDLE WITH CARE Foxglove Cottages Developer's Units Available Phase I: Ken Crosby (801) 647-8026 MHH The re 100 JitcOurt 0r r OnrJ t r i p lirflre for f W 0 . home when you leave. Flv to Gcthenb,,' g .rJ .-.e'li pio.'Gc ,pot1 transportdticx K tt-tions. tt-tions. dinner and a tour ot the S ub Cm M- etvt. Ihr, c, f a nmited-tinie oftci and 'Csi-.t lion- :;m! .. -,o - ab .oui iJ 0r 0w rollJ. passport and head to the nearest Saab oe.i't". 3 !! 1 1 i - I if if I V li -vf fefu I JAZZ Mnin Street MhII 333 Mnin Street Come enjoy the music Snturdny evenings Free concerts stnrting nt 7:30pm In .iddiion to gifat savings,' Saab's Eui'oce.U' I )c m.v i: unl."'. !vvo round-lnp tick e t , to P.!- -. ' .K:lvnr o. S.vcdon. We'll even tale ci'V o! ' Ken Garff Saab 575 SO STATE ST . SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH 841 11 . yngels are seen in the shops, Eric 4 Clapton sings about it, and the iyoungest child has a sense of this far away place in their heart. How can you be sure of the existence of a place you have never seen? Easter Sunday is a great time for you to attend a church which will celebrate the proofs that Heaven really does exist and the difference differ-ence that such a hope brings! IPark City Presbyterian Chureh Meeting at 10am this Sunday at the Park City Ed Center Services include: Childcare & Children's Musical Drama Sketch & Video Presentation Topic: Does Heaven Exist? 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