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Show pages cut otti Iay, October 21, 1982 The Newspaper Police Report Acting on a hunch Whadd'ya Ilnow? by Rick Brough I i I iiiiifl l rmZj-.-S V: Closeout prices on all 44il in stock. taction now on these fantastic closeout specials: lAudi Coupe 45610, includes latic transmis- sun roof, power vais and air con- Pi 113,389.00 fc:$287.14month, )fith closed-end lease! 1000 Diesel ,J 46900, includes air conditioning and cruise. $1 1,000.00 h: $234.62month, 48-month closed-end lease! st rates have been reduced for this special otion. ave Strong PORSCHE AUDI South State Street, Salt Lake City, Utah 531-9900 I I .... S I A "N r !KY MOfivrilfl plains' ffOCKV MOUNTAIN KITCHEN GIFTS IS OPEN DAILY 10 to 5 ENROLLMENT LIMITED Please register early lor classes. Payment of tuition is expected at time of registration STUDENT DISCOUNT 10 off any store purchase made on day of class T.2 Via potion CHINESE COCKING . 2 not and Spicy Nov ST: ' Hot and our Soup Twice. Cooked "rfc "Erriised Sichuan faqplant and Lots of Kite- SERIES ,th VALCH1N Islgaarrt Celebration J Nov.30 vVonlon 'Soup . Whole St-eamejTish "Braed Chicken Mil TJessert Mushrooms. awsaqes. wine Surprise hi ted Enroll Ment of Individual Classes Z0. each FALL 60URMET MEALS with CAROLYN GOODWOKTH CLA5S2 Company is Comma HNoV. Ifc J Sruyere FrifterS veal pstar CarroH Oranqerie Lime Souff lei CnocolaVe Truffles L CLASS 3 p Christmas Gifts Kitchen. Dec. 13 1- -3.o0p.ro GREAT CHEFS OF PARKCITX CAM CUISINE fcMlNlO LLO M I5. loMAL EEKI WD LI 6AUCE. TlhlMER WITH TILLIPPE ttELO OCT. 2a "7-I Op. to. French Chef andL Owner .of ,, Th'illippes 1 nine Copper bortarvt Xnrv 23- AN ElNN& WITH Tfjfcvw Lin EXECUTIVE , 6MEF CAFE MAKIFOA 25. 7-IOprvi. 5callopiuiVeqtable5 in "Puff Taitrq tuiVK qinqer Sauce "Thachei Salrvtori uiith Chocolate iSfli Cake. if" FASTA M-tnaBeaue. NOV, q Full instruction on Makinq uour own pasta... waJct ard taste , delicious pasta verdfc, Onion p3Q$ta, CarbonAr pes to and -rVe$k pasta, prima vera. frS IN ujillo of 0X& WOlIQAy FUN OLD WORLD CWKISTMAS DEC. I - 3 pm.. &IPT5 FieoM THE" KlTCHtN PEC. 13 ioi.ipAy Cocktail "BUFFET with Letti Flatt ChickenPateinspic Stuffed Mushroonis Cheese "Penn ies and wiore,,, 649-2372 401 MAIN PARK CITY In the midst of the tragic poisonings via Tylenol capsule, please permit us to note that a new catch-phrase is creeping into the American vocabulary. A critic of President Reagan recently referred to his "Tylenol-tax" "Tylenol-tax" bill. In the same vein, the two-piece bathing suit was first advertised 30 years ago as a "Bikini" after the island hit by atom-bomb atom-bomb tests because of its "explosive effect" ef-fect" on the viewer. On the local level, we can predict certain expressions that will arise, based on firms or individuals. For instance ... To barney: to stick tenaciously to a legal argument. "I'll barney this all the way to the Supreme Court if I have to." A burnis: a small legal infraction, ignored at the time, which will eventually result in the city being sued for eighty-five billion dollars. "Don't build a burnis out of a molehill." I think you can detect the meaning in the following sentences without being told. "If you alamo, don't drive; if you drive, don't alamo." "Try my five-day fitness plan, and I guarantee to doilney up those muscles, whether you're a gleason or just all skin and alvarez." "I'm sorry Coach Burns. I know your boy can puckett the ball better than anyone on the team. But unless his grades get more finegan, he can't play in the big game." "Wow, look at the aeries on that luyken." "Don't get mad get singletonned." "When they appeared before Planning Commission, the developers just had a lot of statistical gudgell to present. After the guy sweetwatered his case for half an hour, the commissioners feulnered him. But the staff report mentioned at least six mammens, and the planners said the development had to resolve those before they could get a conditional con-ditional loble." "Mrs. Carson, your child needs orthodontal orthodon-tal work, or she'll have a severe marieosmond all her life." "What are you, a wilking or a mouse?" "Don't calmes that joint." and of course "He got her into the back seat, but then he broughied it!" I can just see the newest liquor commercial. commer-cial. A blonde slinks up to the camera and says, "I like a guy in a big truck a guy who's clumsy a guy who drinks Black Velvet." This is inspired, of course, by an accident ac-cident near Dunsmuir, California, where a truck loaded with 6,000 gallons of Canadian Black Velvet whiskey overturned on Interstate Inter-state 5. The accident happened, said the driver, when he mistakenly took an off-ramp, off-ramp, then attempted to correct himself. Police were worried that the cargo would ignite or pollute the nearby Sacramento River. (The fish would die happy, at least.) And finally, it has been discovered that the 65 most gullible people in the U.S. are all attending at-tending the University of Utah. That's the number of people who showed up Friday night after the "Daily Utah Chronicle," in a gag announcement, said that the U. had scheduled a debate on Darwinism between Phil Donahue and "Whiskers the Lamb." Some of the 65 actually showed up expecting to see Phil and the canny sheep, and another 30 called U. Information about the time of the event. The debate story was carried by the Chrony Classified Ad Department, which has for years used its masthead to carry satirical cartoons, stories, and fake public-service spots. This writer and Ye Olde Editor are both alumni of the Chronicle, and we feel proud to see the old traditions carried on. By the way, if you were at the U. and believed that announcement, the Chrony crew would like to repave your driveway, cheap. According to a UPI report, at least one candidate is asking citizens not to vote for him. Former New Hampshire Governor Meldrim Thompson, an arch-conservative, entered the race to run against the Republican party, whom he thought would pick a moderate. Now he's trying to bow out since the GOP candidate is a fellow conservative conser-vative named John Sununu. (Apparently, Sununu's biggest problem is that voters will think his name on the ballot is part of the bilingual voting instructions for Asians. ) Maybe Thompson could use a reversal of Ted Wilson's "native-son" appeal. "Meldrim Thompson doesn't know New Hampshire from a hole in the ground," one ad might begin. "He's lived here 11 days. In fact, he's really a Dutchman named Hans van der Kiljn..." A spate of movie activity has provided work for Parkites this fall. If you see stunt-man stunt-man Cyrus Thiebeault holding his left arm stiffly, that's because he suffered minor injuries in-juries on a picture filmed in Utah called "Return of the Ninja." (The picture, produced by the Cannon company, stars a father-and-son martial-arts team, said Cyrus, along with Don Shanks, the Indian from "Grizzly Adams.") Theibeault played one of the bad guys, which required him, among other things, to fall out of a van at 20 miles per hour. "I drove, broke one rib, bruised three others, and tore the ligaments in my shoulder," he said. I suppose he's lucky, since this is a scene where three of his fellow crooks get blasted away. After a vacation in Texas, he's off to Florida to make a picture for the Pan-American Pan-American company called "Bog Creature." Our local Bernhardt, Aysha Quinn, also had a TV-film role in the flick "The Fire at County General." Sunn Classic Pictures used Salt Lake's Newhouse Hotel as the setting for a fictional metropolitan hospital, plagued by an arson-based fire. Aysha played a patient rescued by the gallant firemen. She worked in scenes with Richard Perryman (from PCP's "Night of the Iguana" and Harold Sylvester. (No the name isn't familiar, but you probably saw him as Richard Gere's black soldier buddy in "An Officer and a Gentleman.") If the TV-movie works, it will be developed into a regular fire series, (and should logically be set in Park City . ) Several Utahns are also at work in Calistoga, California, where Sunn is filming Steve King's novel "Cujo." (King is co-writing co-writing the screenplay with Barbara Turner.) Tur-ner.) According to our grapevine, the company com-pany considered St. George for a location, since the plot calls for one character to die of heat prostration, but settled on Calistoga. The film's director is Peter Medak, who did the George C. Scott ghost story, "The Changeling." Work will be finished at the end of November. The home-video company Atari is mad because another company is developing sex-theme sex-theme video games that can be played on Atari equipment. A rep from Women Against Pornography says one game shows General Custer crossing an obstacle course to make love to (or rape?) an Indian woman. We agree with the critics, and we'd like to develop a game called "Space Herpes" for these guys. "Would you like your trout rare, medium, or rinsed?" That's the question from the Ketchum, Idaho paper Mountain Express, where a local realtor reported that he's found the best way to prepare fish is to put it through the wash-and-dry cycle of his dishwasher. dish-washer. The developer, Ed Cardoza, says the treatment leaves the trout "delectable and juicy." RESTAURANT i! i! i! i! i! i! i! i! i! Reopening for Sunday Brunch 11:00-2:00 i! Opening nightly for Dinner Tuesday - Sunday 6:00-11:00 Located on the Golf Course 649-7177 i! ! !! i! ! ! 1 ; ! ! i! ! i! ! i! A Park City man and a Salt Lake woman were arrested late the night of Oct. 12 and charged with possession of a controlled substance cocaine in the parking lot of the Park City Ski Area. Officers Kip Inger-soll Inger-soll and Leo Witt said they were on routine patrol when they spotted the car, with the inside light on, and the two suspects "hunched over as if busy doing something with their hands." The officers said they approached the vehicle and found the occupants oc-cupants to be in possession of what appeared to be cocaine. When the pair, identified as Vincent A. Majewski, 26, and Nancy MacLean, 25, were arrested, Majewski told officers there also were mushrooms in the car. Ingersoll reported he found eight packets of mushrooms, IV2 grams of cocaine and a small amount of marijuana. The pair was taken to Summit County Jail and held in lieu of $1,000 bond each. In other police action the past week: Joe Chamberlain of Kamas, head housekeeper for Park City Reservations, reported that someone broke into a Crescent Ridge Condominium Con-dominium and stole a microwave oven. The burglar apparently forced open the front door and exited through a window, the report said. Officers found a woman unconscious behind the wheel of her pick-up truck, which was stopped on Main Street half on the sidewalk and half on the street around 4 a.m. Monday. Arrested and charged with driving under the influence was Marlin Fay Patrona, 32, who was taken to the county jail. Bail was set at $406. Maura Lea McDill, 24, 205 Main Street, was arrested and charged with public intoxication around midnight Friday after officers of-ficers noticed the suspect involved in-volved in a disturbance in the 500-block of Park Avenue. Janet L. Singer, Woodside, told police front door of her car pried open and an cassette tape deck stolen last Sunday night while the car was parked in front of her home. 664 the was FM County nursing director resigns Summit County Health Department Nursing Director Direc-tor Nancy Ann Chartier has resigned her position with the county to accept a new position with the State Health Department in the office of the director of Community Health Nursing. Ms. Chartier will be working work-ing directly with Adele Nelson, director of the Bureau Bu-reau of Community Health Services in providing consultative consul-tative nursing services to the twelve local health departments depart-ments throughout the state as well as to the State Health Department. The staff of the Summit County Health Department expressed its regret that Nancy is leaving her position but said her promotion represents a major opportunity oppor-tunity to utilize her skills in a wider sphere. She placed highest out of 42 applicants throughout the region. Nancy will continue to work under contract with Steve Jenkins, Environmental Environmen-tal Health director, to imple: ment a food service sanitation sanita-tion program. Nancy's last accomplishment while working work-ing for the county was to complete requirements for and receive a registered sanitarian's license. This will allow the department to use her continued services in a different capacity. Free eye screening for preschoolers A free screening for all 3Vz- to 5-year-olds will be conducted con-ducted Tuesday, Oct. 26, to detect amblyopia, an eye disorder that affects about two percent of all preschoolers. The screening, conducted by the National Society for the Prevention of Blindness, will be from 10 to 11:30 a.m. at Early Discovery Preschool. Amblyopia, or lazy eye, is a condition where a child gets used to seeing with only one eye. One eye is weaker than the other, and the child ignores the weaker one and uses the stronger one. The weaker eye will not develop normal sight, and the condition does not improve without treatment. If not detected before five years of age, vision may be permanently impaired. Early Discovery is in the lower level of Park City Community Church, 402 Park Ave. For information, call 322-3645 in Salt Lake or 649-3955 in Park City. Walter Larsen Presents SALT LAKE CITY'S FALL ANTIQUES SHOW & SALE 1 ,000's OF ANTIQUES AND COLLECTIONS IN WIDE PRICE RANGES. OCT. 21, 22, 23 & 24 Assembly Room The Salt Palace Hours DAILY 12-9pm SUNDAY 12-6Pm ALSO AT THE NEW EXPO MART Behind The Salt Palace at 230 West 200 South Hours Daily l-10pm Sunday l-6pm ADMISSION 2.75 each with card 2.25 each One Admission good for both exhibitions "Only rarely do voters have an opportunity to consider for public JL, office a candidate so qualified that he and the job seem made for "A each other. We need Al Cooper on the Summit County Commission." REP. GLEN BROWN ELECT Albert C. Cooper 'Tf SUMMIT COUNTY COMMISSIONER rr .. . . ffV The nus tanaiaaie i I ear J ELECT AL COOPER COMMITTEE I I I I I I I |