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Show Thursday, January 18, 2007 SPRINGVILLE HERALD 5 Been There, Done That Pour a little stupid on me, sugar ijT, f.fi km t:cT! 4 MYINU i)N;K Ttyina to fjintf comfort in rwir--i , M.itU Csllw North Carolina authors Maria Cilley, AKA the FlyLady, and Leanne Ely, AKA The Dinner Diva, have just made the New York Times Best Seller list with their joint effort book, "Body Clutter!" Maria and Leanne are thrilled over the success of "Body Clutter." The first day of release, their book was sent back to press twice. Both authors were happy and thrilled to see their book on Amazon hit 2! Since then (a mere 9 days), the book has stayed in the top FIVE on Amazon and continued to amaze both authors. January is Cervical Cancer Awareness Month The Utah County Health Department (UCHD) wants everyone, but especially es-pecially young women, to know that January is Cervical Cer-vical Cancer Awareness Month. Although the incidents in-cidents of cervical cancer - and deaths related to it - have declined over the past decades, it is still a serious health risk. With early detection, cervical cancers are often curable. cur-able. Cancer of the cervix is a serious disease that can be life-threatening. It is often caused by certain types of the human papillomavirus (or HPV) that can cause the cells in the lining of the cervix to form precancer Mini Farce Festival comes to UVSC UVSC's Department of Theatrical Arts for Stage and Screen will present two new comedies, "Nurse Jane Goes to Hawaii," directed di-rected by D. Terry Petrie, assistant professor of theatrical the-atrical arts, and "Tons of Money" directed by Ward Wright, assistant technical techni-cal director and scene shop supervisor at BYU. The farce festival will host each play showing on alternate al-ternate nights starting Jan. 19 through Feb. 3 in the Ragan Theater. 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While not precancerous, pre-cancerous, it can sometimes some-times take multiple treatments treat-ments to eliminate the lesions. le-sions. "You can reduce your risk of cervical cancer by have a regular Pap test," said Jackie Evans-Black, UCHD Clinical Services Bureau director. "It is best to be tested after be-; come sexually active, and then continue to have regular reg-ular checks as directed by your health care provider. We do them at the health with respectably married school teacher Edgar Ch-isholm. Ch-isholm. She starts a chain of events that involves all the classic elements of farce confused identities, disguise, long- lost relatives, rela-tives, ambushes, chases and mayhem. How Vivien gets her new novel finished in the face of, behind the back of, in spite of and with the help of an advice columnist, a nosy reporter, a doctor in panty-hose, an orphan with a cake and "Helga the evil Russian physicist," is the outrageous story of this comedy. A play written in the Deana Hill State Farm Agent Springville, UT 84663-4013 ' Bus: 801-489-9444 deana.hill.ne9ostatefarm.com Bank. Liz Elder "Being stupid is not necessarily nec-essarily a goal in life." This was one of my dad's many mottos for living. "He's takin his half out of the road in the middle' was another. He had a view of life that laughed at the foibles foi-bles of others while leaving room to be annoyed. Being stupid included anything that was just dumb from the get-go: speeding down Main Street past the police station, sta-tion, getting in a fight with a two-year-old, showing up late at a compensation meeting with your boss, to name a few. In other words, getting in a spitting spit-ting contest with a world champion spitter, or swimming swim-ming in shark infested waters wa-ters with pork chops tied to your chest. He also loathed self-pity. self-pity. Once, as the recently divorced mother of three, I was a bit mopey at a family fam-ily dinner. As I walked out department, as do most physicians." Black explains you can also be tested and vaccinated vac-cinated for HPV. "There has been a lot of talk lately about the new vaccine vac-cine to prevent HPV, but it does not treat HPV," said Black. "Testing is the only way to know, as many women don't develop de-velop symptoms or don't have symptoms until the infection becomes quite advanced." The UCHD does Pap tests (which includes a HPV screening) Tuesday and Wednesdays from 8am to 4pm by appointment.-"It takes about 30 minutes for the test," said Black. "You 1920s and adapted by Alan Ayckbourn, "Tons of Money" takes the audience back to the light and careless care-less time of the roaring twenties. Louise and Aubrey Au-brey Allington are bankrupt, bank-rupt, yet maintain their extravagant lifestyle on credit - and the good will of their creditors, which has just run out. They see the chance to improve their financial situation sit-uation with the help of an inheritance, yet to avoid paying their debts, the couple cou-ple will not take it. Various schemes and complications complica-tions force Aubrey to fake his own death and become FAMILY FRIENDLY RADIO FOR UTAH VALLEY AM RADIO The Key 1450 Web Site: www.keyy.com E-Mail: mailkeyy.com Complete program schedule and listener comment opportunity on our web site or phone us for a copy of our schedule! - KEYY will not add your name to any mailing lists. Steven A. Barshun, General Manager , 307 South 1600 West, Provo, UT 84601-3932 374-5210 lEnEspanol! PROGRAMAS Y MUSICA PARA LA FAMTLIA Los Sabados De Las 12:00 A Las 5:00 p.m. the door to go home, he hollered after me, "When do you think you're going to stop feeling sorry for yourself?" Well, I thought, whenever I darn well please. I'm a tragic figure here, thank you. But he was right. Being tragic does no one any good, especially the one being tragic. So I stopped moping, got back up on my horse, and got to work. Lately though, I've been enjoying the tragedies of others and it's been an interesting inter-esting week. Some young friends of mine recently ended a dating relationship, so I've been offering advice to the breaker-upper and the break-ee. Offering advice is not a good idea, you might say; clearly under the heading of "being stupid," but it's a good learning tool because you have about a fifty percent per-cent chance, usually, of being right, and being so closely involved, you can play the percentages and see how well you did. It's like playing the horses or dogs without the two dollar betting minimum. Perhaps I've gotten too good at not feeling sorry for others. get your written results within two weeks." Costs for the exam is based on family size and income. For more information about UCHD programs and services, please visit www.UtahCountyHealth. org or call 851-7000. Other information is available at The Utah County Health Department seeks to promote pro-mote health", and prevent avoidable disease and injury inju-ry by monitoring the health of our community, and assuring as-suring conditions in which people can be healthy. various fictitious people. "Farces are to the stage, what sitcoms are to television televi-sion today. Both plays are new to UVSC and are extremely ex-tremely funny without any untoward content." Petrie said "This is a good chance for people to get away with a night of comedy." Tickets are $6 for UVSC students, $8 for other students, stu-dents, UVSC faculty staff and seniors and $10 for general admission. They can be purchased at Campus Cam-pus Connection, (801) 863-8797, 863-8797, or at the door. Discounts Dis-counts are available when tickets are purchased for both shows. 24 HOURS A DAY to life is Jesus Christ MEW There's nothing so dramatic dra-matic as a break up between be-tween people who are too young to be involved anyway. There's manipulation, manipu-lation, playing sides, seeing see-ing who can grab all the friends, and the getting your stuff back game. I love it, mainly because I'm not going through it. I remember re-member times when I did and I remember just about dying. But I'm married now and happy and, mercifully mer-cifully enough, I no longer identify. However, this week I've also watched the more heroic he-roic actions of a friend who didn't chose to feel sorry for herself but kept on keeping on while in great pain. Her mother died suddenly sud-denly last weekend, just a year after her father, almost al-most to the day. She girded up her loins and soldiered on, planning plan-ning with great care the most beautiful funeral she could. Her thoughts were of her family and her mother's friends. She's been a great example to me of character. So I've thought about my character while watching watch-ing these adventures of others. I'm afraid that Auditions for 'Oliver' at SCERA in Orera SCERA Center for the Arts in Orem announces auditions for its upcoming musical theatre production of "Oliver!", directed by Jerry Elison. "Oliver!" will play in SCERA Showhouse II 'April 6-23 on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays at 7:30 p.m., with Saturday matinees at 2. ' Auditions for ages 16 and older will be held Thursday, Feb. 8, from 7 to 9 p.m. or on Friday, Feb. 9, from 7:30 to 9 p.m.. Auditions Au-ditions for youth ages 8 to 16 will be held on Friday, Feb. 9, from 6 tp 7:30 p.m. Auditioners should be prepared pre-pared to sing 16 measures of a Broadway-style song of their choice. An accompanist accom-panist or CD player will be provided. 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Medical Drive, Suite 2 Payson, UT 84651 www.uvpediatrics.com sometimes, I'm actually more like the teenagers than my friend. At times, we're all more concerned about ourselves than others, oth-ers, more interested in winning than doing the right thing. I occasionally wonder what would happen if I demonstrated to that Ford-truck-driving little moron who just cut me off what I really thought of him. In sign language. Wouldn't he be surprised? Sometimes lately, I've thought I would just rather steal something than wait in a long line to buy it. I haven't yet, but don't put it past me. Mormon third graders grad-ers everywhere rejoiced to hear President Hinckley Hinck-ley say the "S" word this week. "You can be wise and be happy or you can be stupid and be miserable." To paraphrase Mae West, in my past: "I've been wise and I've been stupid, and believe me, wise is better." Here's hoping for the future. Liz Elder can be reached at clelder2001yahoo.com available. 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