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Show PAGE FOUR PRO V O (U T A H) SUN DA Y H E R A L D, S UN DAY, APRIL 3, 1932 Serippt-Csnficld Gilman, Nicoll & Francisco, Subscription terms by carrier in $5.00 the year in advance; J. A. Owens, Business Manager. Our Guess Is: Late This Autumn Lots of guesses when good times will come back. Ours: Late this. fall. But that's not gospel; just a guess based on records of other panics. Your guess may be better. If you study the records of other hard times you will find they usually run over three crop' periods. The present depression started after the 1929 crop. 1930, 1931, 1932. Three years. If things run true to form prosperity should start again late this fall and winter. You probably never will know just when the corner is turned. Perhaps it has already been turned; some think so. Dcn't think prosperity will pop up as rapidly as it disappeared. dis-appeared. It's always easier and Quicker to destroy something some-thing than to rebuild it. Main thing to remember is that good times WILL come again. Tighten your belt and hang on!. We'll make a country coun-try out of this yel. i I The Wasters Chapters Troiii the Amazing Story of Bureaucracy ! at Washington, I). C. ! s 4 . . , .. M , .. - THE ANNUAL "MILEAGE GRAB" When Senator Borah of Idaho conies home from Wash-,ingtcii Wash-,ingtcii to Boise his round-trip fare, with Pullman berth costs him $239.56. Mr. Borah draws "travel allowance" of $1058.80 v. 'iich is $819.24 more than he spends. Senator "Five-and-Ten" Jones, of Washington draws $1374.20 in "mileage" and his round trip costs him $272.98. Excess: $1074.22. A senator doesn't have to move out of Washington to draw this allowance. Between each session if the interval inter-val is onlyajveek he isentitled to draw full travel pay to his home and back, at 20 Vents a mile. The waste under this legal graft is about $175,000' a year. ' - - c. . Tomorrow: Another story of bureaucratic waste. The IGL00 340 SOUTH 7th EAST ROOT BEER ffc FLOAT 31 j ICE CREAM tl Ar iT SODAS T Vj 5c MALTED MILK THICK Tho.e delicious Golden Brown Butter Toasted SancU wiches, pressure cooked to retain the moisture and drive the flavor of the filler all'through VIRGINIA BAKED HAM ROAST PORK tl ffc 1 flOc Remodelled Beautifully Decorated HARDWOOD DANCE FLOOR Special Rates for Parties Before May 1 2E2 WE DO ALL All ' Altering ueanin -Also- 1 cEXPERT HEMSTITCHING Goods Called For and Delivered . National French Cleaning Go. 95 NO. UNI Y AVE. PHONE .125 PROVOJJTAH, OUR PRODUCTION BRED Will scratch Vo and put dollars Started Chicks - r BUY AT-HOME AND PUT LOCAL PEOPLE TO WORK 1 impanogos 305 SOUTH SEVENTH EAST - V , ' ' j , j ' , . - l (1 Provo, Utah S "Proclaim liberty throughout the land" Tfa e er A SCRIPPS-CANFIELD- NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published by the Herald Corporation, . N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president, 50 South First West Street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the post-office post-office in Provo, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Ruthman, National Advertising: representatives. New York, San Detroit, Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago. Utah county, SO cents the month; $2.75 for six months in advance; by mail, in the county, $4.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. E. R. Rasmuson, Managing Editor. t CONES S for .... NUT SUNDAES toe HOC I15c TUNA FISH . lOc CHICKEN 20C KINDS OF u t depression in circulation. - lOc and up V natcnery PHONE 613-W v ... iV :. and Pressing - The liberty Bell Howdy, folks! Today is payday. Golly, we can hardly wait to spend the whole six-bits all at one throw ! Famous writer ' declares that wives should get a regular weekly wage. They do their husbands' every Saturday night. GREAT INTELLECTS j OF AMERICA j This is Prof. Omar K. Dandruff, Dand-ruff, noted scientist, scien-tist, who, after years of study and research, has discovered that the reason a wife is called the "better "bet-ter half !s so that she may not get the impression impres-sion that she is the whole thing. Congratulations, Prof. Dandruff! " ... One can't help wondering whether wheth-er the man who would reform the world has succeeded in making one man perfect. ' TODAY'S PUZZLE What did moths eat before Adam and Eve -wore clothes? Paris newspaper says Columbus did not benefit the world when he discovered America. But- where else would Europe borrow money? The teachers and the board are meeting again this week. Ought to be a good chance for "Silent Cal" Coolldge to get a job as referee. Proposals will te launched with the speed of a wild oyster attacking a soft-belled soft-belled egg. Nobody could cut our salary, anyway. If the boss can he can shave the whiskers off a doorknob, too. And. either spring has arrived in Provo at last or those girls'' we saw on Center street yesterday yester-day are members of the Nudist cult. Maybe they're absent-minded. U jlj They not only forgot their un-thinkables, un-thinkables, but left off their non dunkables and neglected to, put on their, I'm sunkables. .-...'' Among the minor mysteries . of life is what should be done with the parts left over when you take your car apart and try to put It together again. V We are in favor of a five-day week. The people need a one-day holiday each week, and another day to rest up from it. . - s;s Jje Another candidate - for- the ' Poison ivy club Is the editor who is so doggone "particular that he taves when he Jtnds a period upside down. ' If violent exercise is essential to health, how does the turtle hang up his records for longevity? Cheese it, kids, here comes the cop! ART SHANNON. Early settlers in New England believed that moistened tooacco placed in. the wound of a "snakebite would prevent the venom from becoming be-coming poisonous. ' ; v ' aid Stan Innes Says; We Are Now Equipped To Handle That Moving Job of Yours MOVING TRUCK AND TWO MEN $2.00 Per Hour Safe Delivery Guaranteed Yell w Phone 391 West Center St. Provo. Utah' , Sunday - By Thought 5 HANSEN WHY WORRY? Did you ever liear of any good thing coming to any human being from worry? Did it ever help anybody any-body to better his condition? Does it not always everywhere do Just the opposite by impairing health, exhausting' the vitality, lessening the efficiency? Work kills no one, but worry has killed vast multitudes. multi-tudes. Worry not only saps vitality vital-ity and wastes energy, but it also seriously affects the quality of one's work. One of the worst forms of worry is the brooding over failure. It blights the ambition, ambi-tion, deadens the purpose and defeats de-feats the very object the worries has in view. The longer the unfortunate un-fortunate picture which has caused trouble' remains ir. the mind, the more thoroughly it becomes imbedded im-bedded there, and the more diffir cult it is to remove it. Some one said: "I ATote down my troubles every day, and after a few short years, When I turned to the heartaches passed away, I read them with smiles, not tears." The story is told of a worrying woman who made a list of possible unfortunate events and happenings whic'a she felt sure would come to pass and be disastrous to her happiness and welfare. The list was lost, and to her amazement, when she recovered it, a long time afterwards, she found that not a single uiortunate prediction in the whole catalogue of disaster had been realized. Is not this a good suggestion for worries? Don't worry about yesterday, it is gone, let it alone. Don't worry about tomorrow, that is an uncertainty. uncer-tainty. Worry creates fear, and fear is an awful monster. Fear depresses normal and mental ac- tion. No one can t':iink clearly and act wisely when paralyzed by fear. The Bible says, "A broken spirit drieth ?the bones." Dr. Holcomb paints, a very sad picture of fear, when he says, "Fear runs like, baleful thread through the web of life from beginning be-ginning to end. We are born into the atmosphere of fear and dread and the mother who bore us had lived in the same atmosphere for weeks and months before we were born. We are afraid of our par-entayafraid-of our teachers, afraid of our playmates, afraid of ghosts, af raidv of rules and regulations, and punishments, afraid of the doctor, the dentist, the surgeon. An adult life is a state of chronic anxiety, which is fear in a milder form. We are afraid of. failure in business, afraid of disappointments and mis takes, afraid of. enemies, open or concealed; afraid of poverty, afraid j of public opinion, afraid of acci- j dents,, of sickness, of death, and un- j happiness after death. Man is like j a haunted animal from the cradle to the grave, the victim of real or imaginary fears, not only his own, but those reflected upon him from superstitious, self-deceptions, sensory sen-sory illusions, false beliefs and concrete con-crete erors of the whole human race, past and present." How many of you agree with Dr. Holcomb? If life was as sad as he pictures it, then it would be terrible. But I have read somewhere "Man is, that he may have joy." That sounds better. bet-ter. The most deplorable waste of energy in human life is caused by the fatal habit of anticipating evil, of fearing what the future has in store for us, which is all imaginary and may neve f happen. What a slaughterer of years. What a sacrifice sacri-fice -of happiness and ambitions. What a ruiner of careers this monster mon-ster has been! If youmust stay down and worry, no one velse will help you fly. Just remember life is easy, if you will buckle in and try. If you could but look around you other folks are frowning too. Can't you be a shinning suribeam in that world that looks so blue ?x Remember that every cloud has : silver lining, and sunshine always follows rain. SAFETY SIGNALS INSTALLED t Springville city , passed ah ordinance ordin-ance Wednesday evening to permit the D. and R. G. railroad to increase in-crease the speed from 15 to 30 miles an Tiour -while passing through the city. :, The city promised to allow this increase when the proper safety signals were installed at the south Main street crossing. These signals were put in about two months ago. For 12 years a safe stood"" idle on the front porch of a store in Waldorf. Md., owned by Mrs. Thad-deus Thad-deus Mudd, who finally opened it to find in it two $5 bills. if Cab. Co. 300 v,y OUT OUR WAY ... i'i 1 1 11- L. t 1 if nr v iieOC U SOMEBODY I Ant HOl-O SWEATER am' cap PEW AE. AW A COUPlE- COAC ALOW Car ALOWGr nrfi.v.f.PAT.e., MUirUAL MESSAGES Joint M. I. A. sessions will be held this evening in the ward chapels at 6:30 p. m. The theme of the occasion will be "Prayer" and this will be emphasized in music and speech. A cordial invitation is extended to all to join M. I. A. and ward members in these interesting services. FIRST WARD First ward M. I. A. conjoint services serv-ices will commence at 6:30 p. m. Short talks will be given by Ray Brown, . Florence Miller, Clark West and .John Harrison. Solos will be given by Miss Rhea Jenkins Jen-kins and violin selections will be played by Charles Wilde. Everyone is invited. SECOND WARD "Prayer" will be the subject in the Second ward M. I. A. conjoint services Sunday evening. Short talks on the theme will be given by Alda Thurgood, Elmer Millet and Carl Johnson. Good musical numbers have been arranged. THIRD WARD Scout court of honor will be held Sunday evening, beginning at 0:30 in the Third ward chapel, according accord-ing to T. C. Larson. All scout masters mas-ters and court of honor members are to meet at 6 o'clock at the same place, Mr. Larson states. Scoutmaster Verl Dixon is in charge of the meeting and will introduce in-troduce Dr. Carl Eyring as principal princi-pal speaker. FOURTH WARD Professor Guy C. Wilson will be the principal speaker at the Fourth ward conjoint services 'Sunday" ovening. Mrs. Celestia J. Taylor will be in charge of the music. FIFTH VVARD Sunday evening services at the Fifth ward church will commence at 6:30 o'clock. Professor H. Grant Ivins of the B. Y. U. will be the speaker. A splendid musical program has been arranged. SIXTH WARD J. Earl Lewis will be the speaker speak-er rt the M. I. A. conjoint services Sunday evening in the Sixth ward. Mrs. Hannah Packard will have c'harge of the musical program. Members and friends are cordially cor-dially invited to attend. PIONEER WARD Walter P. Monson, former president, presi-dent, of tiie Eastern. States mission, mis-sion, will speak at the M. I. A. conjoint services in the Pioneer ward Sunday evening7" Two violin selections will be played by Donald Olsen, accompanied accom-panied by Mrs. Olsen. Mrs. Alene Simmons will direct a ladies' and men's quartet in several numbers. The ladies' quartet is composed of Ask about Why do so many car owner come back to us whenever they . want another used car? For the ammo reason that yon will find it to your advantage to come in at once and see us about one of our RECONDITIONED AUTOMOBILES. , '28 HUDSON SEDAN " Finished in beautiful Brewster Green. Completely overhauled. A real bargain , at .'.-.. 27 CHEV ROADSTER New paint, good , mech. condition, fine, tires, "and only ( $115.' ' Easy terms. " ; j It will pay you to come in because "we will' not betindersold on used cars.' Ask about our 'NO CASH DOWN plan. Ask; to se cars that you can here for $5 A WEEK ; ' -. - V ,- '. . ;s - - LET US TELL t 7 MO OoTStOE j -TO PvGT V rr OoT, MM V THESE, WIU PER 7 AOVEPTiQsJGrPAV Betty and Olga Madsen, Fay and Myrtle Knight. The men's quartet consists of. LeGrande Nelson, Woodrow Eggertsen. Roger Farrer and Quathel Allred. -MANAVU WARD The Farrer Junior high school will present the program in the Manavu ward church Sunday evening. eve-ning. Three talks on "Prayer" will be given ty students under tfae direction of Miss Phyllis Adams. Music will be furnished by the combined chori'ses under the direction di-rection -. of Miss Rheta Kay. A string quintet will furnish selec-vions. selec-vions. PLEASANT VIEW WARD M. I. A. conjoint meeting will, be held in the Pleasant View ward chapel Sunday evening at 7 o'clock. Ray Eklns and Ida Leichty will be the speakers. Special music has been provided. BONNEVILLE WARD "Prayer" is the theme in the Bonneville ward Sunday evening services. The ward M .1. A. will have charge. Paul Farrer will offer the opening open-ing prayer and a talk on the M. I. A. slogan will be given by Ella Ip-son. Ip-son. Two talks on "Prayer" will be given by Vern Harris and Mau-rine Mau-rine Baird. Mrs. Tucker and Mr. Strong will each give a three-minute talk on prayer experience. Ward members and friends are invited. in-vited. ,9 ARE YOU GOING TO CONFERENCE? WATCH FOR PRE-CONFERENCE SPECIALS Tuesday Evening9 s Herald Will Have the Complete Program w Cysffoinroeirs ; our USED CAR VALUES Our prices are lower; our terms are easier, our guarantee is a real one Look at these examples of what we offer We have many more, every one a ., rare bargain; Coaches, Sedans, Coupes, Roadsters, in all popular makes, . '29 FORD TUDOR New Duco Finish. A-l condition, only . $265 '30 ESSEX COACH Driven only 4000 miles, original fin-; Ish. like new,' condition, guaran- teed your car or $192 down easy ,J; monthly payment. ' " . . ' . ', 0435 60 EAST FIRST NORTH YOU ABOUT OUR USID SCHOFEELO'S BY WILLIAMS TVAEQ gom OufeiOE. NOT TO -TO GET TW WHOLE HOP OUT . SO fn O' TH' WOODS Mc,& EvjERVojOV 8EFOPE T TAPT y -a -- OCBTJ NE WS Birtiiday Party Is Gay Affair A delightful social affair was given by members of the B. P. H. B. club at the B. H. Bullock residence resi-dence Friday afternoon, in celebration celebra-tion of the birthday anniversary of Miss Grace Bullock, which occurred oc-curred on that day. Sewing' and games were enjoyable enjoy-able features and a delicious luncheon lunch-eon was served to the following members of the club: ' Mrs. Eliza Morrill, Mrs. Mary Erickson, Mrs. Christine Amtoft, Mrs. Sarah Passey, Mrs. Emmaline Snow, Mrs. Alice Olsen, Mrs. Belle Manwaring, Mrs. E. I. Egilson, Mrs. Edith Spalding, and guests: Mrs. Hattie Speckart, Mrs. ,. Serena Vance, Mrs. Marie Bullock, Mrs. Kate Taylor, Mrs. Sarah' Van Wagoner, Mrs. Maree McDonald Mrs. Annie Jones, Mrs. Annie Mad-sen, Mad-sen, Miss Aline Passey, Miss Dorothy Dor-othy Richins, Miss Alice Bullock and Miss LeahJ Bullock. ; Many lovely gifts were presented to the honor guest, April Fool Party Proves Gala Event A clever April fool party was given by Mr. and Mrs. G. I. Mason Friday evening at their home. Progressive 500 was played, an April fool idea creating a great amount of merriment during the evening. I-ed Clark and Mrs. Orin 'Winget received the high score fav rs for the low scores, and Mr. and Mrs. Joseph McAffee were awarded the consolation prizes for the high scores. A delightful feature was fhe April fool refreshments served, which were followed by a delicious luncheon. m CAR OUARANTII Ppofessiorial Announcements ATTORNEYS A. L BOOTH Attomey-at-lAw Room 1 Knight Bldg. Provo, Utah PHYSICIANS AND SURGEOl W. WOOLF, A. M. D rhysicUn and Surgeon Office with Dr. Culllinore Farmers & Merchants Bonk Building Phones Res. 49. Office 404 CHIROPODIST DR. G. P. WISEMAN. D. a C Chiropodist Foot Specialist Opening Of flee at Zi West Center Office Hours i 9 to 122 te OSTEOPATHS DR. D. D. B0YER Osteopathic Physician Office Hours 10-12 a. m. 2-5 p. n and by Appointment 346 No. Univ. Ave. Phone 2S Provo DR. M. P. MEAD Osteopathic Physician General Practice and Injectioi Treatment of Hemorrhoids Phone 406 ffirmra & Merchants Bank Bid DENTISTS FRANK T. REYNOLDS DentistX-ray Over Butler's Phone 16' OPTICIANS DR. H. F. CANNON Optometrist. - New Address 32 West Center Phone 555 Provo, Utah DR. J. EUGENE HARRISON 7; Optometrist Graduate Northern Illinois Col lege. Post Graduate Courses ir Los Angeles School of. 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