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Show PAGE FIVE SECTION TWO PRQVO (UTAH) SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, JUNE 28, 19 3 1. Stf ippCntilj 'Ti ml I m Hie liberty ttkroaghoat Cm tend" A SCRIPPS-OANFIELD IIEWSPAPEB Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning t Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Qunnar Rasmuson, president. In the Herald Building, 60 South First West Street, Provo, Utah. .Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice in Provo, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Gilman. Nicoll & Ruthman, National Advertising RepresentaUves San Francisco office, 525 Market-street. Room 523; Chicago office,. 410 North Michigan avenue; New York office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont street; Detroit, Michigan, office 1120 Fisher Building. Mtworlptlon Urms-by carrier In Utah county. 60 cents the month; 2 75 for six months. i .advance; $5.00 the year In advance; by n.all. In the county. $4.50; AerUsS Manager R. W. OOODELL. Editor and Manager. J. A. OWENS. Advertising Manager THE TRUTH QUICK Xfelther this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever. directly or lndlrectlyVwith any political party, public utility, real estate promqt Ion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS 7 ABOUT 1W VAl-Ofe. I IM A f3AM- PlAME-R SMMGV4 -tvAjo BAT'S AROOMO , BFoRe lVE: SEEM TOO MA- Si4oP GtS SVAJlMGrtKl' fTWO SHOP SMOCS STERPlKi OUT. J MAVfeS l"f EASIER FOR A BAJL- pvAM&R OKIE CLUB , BoT Tk' SQkKA. PRINCIPLE: V-4fcU. ,1 READ XSMEPS A GREAT BAIA. PtAWEf? VMORE. HEAVf SHOE'S tOAFtNl,SO HE.'C -NOftV-riKl'. f ArW CLdBS y TO FEELAW UGHTeR. r I OAWCE, CLUBS; "TrV UGHffcR X FEEL,, lr-C. l-c-v-Jic-v ir-v Depression Psychology Economic measuring sticks serve to tell the expert how deeply, the business depression has bitten into things. For human misery tlir; jl ji ii iu a j iiiuii) vvv -ww tilt t tilt; Ucpi C9S1UJ1 Uiuto nrcooaij. Fred C. Croxton, acting chairman of the presidents emergency committee for employment, told an audience at Minneapolis the other day that fully 20,000,000 Americans have been made to suffer by the depression, s This includes all those who have been out of work or on part-time jobs during the last 19 months, arid their dependents. depend-ents. As Mr. Croxton points out, these 20,000,000 have learned that industrial slumps mean "personal distress, hunger, loss of morale, and a change of life-plans." -- The man who has lost his job, even though he maybe able to get along without calling on the charitable organizations, organiza-tions, is bound to suffer a lowering of his standard of living; He may lose the equity-in his home. He may be forced to move into a less desirable neighborhood, or live in rmwrlAd miarters. He rrtav have to let his insurance lapse. He will undoubtedly get saddled with a huge load of deot. Plans to give his children cpllege-educations may have to be given up. i Worst of all, Jje-nndergoes a loss of self-confidence and self-reliance.' He. has lost, forever, the feeling of security that is essential t(Va contented life. In . the future, even though times are good, he will never be quite free from the spectre of fear fear that some day there may be another depression that will, through no fault of his own, plunge him into the depths of despondency again. A great deal has been printed about various aspects of the depression in. the past year or so. Many of us have grown tired of reading about it. But it is extremely important im-portant that we get indelibly printed on our minds a picture of the humn misery that a depression causes. If we do not, we shall be able to forget about the depression de-pression when prosperity returns as it will, one of these days. And if we forget about it, and fail to insist that our business and political leaders do something to prevent a recurrence, re-currence, 1:here will be another depression in a few years, and all of this misery will be repeated. The "business cycle" that we hear so much about is a frightfully expensive: thing expensive not only in dollars, but in suffering for millions of human beings. Questions Observations What is so rare as a day in June? asked the poet, about a truthful politician? How Pet peeves: Wads of gum thrown on the office floor. V Whjr not hold a three-cornered lying contest between a golfef, a fisherman and a radio fan? FABLE: Once tljere was a street clock that showed the right time. The corn crop will be good this year, it is said. So will thie bunion crop. . A Fine, Healthy Baby x Producing a good, healthy baby is a service to the community. The welfare of any-baby-depends very largely on the fitness, of the mother to bear and rear it; Often the whole future life of a child is decided de-cided by the intelligence and care exercised by its mother during pregnancy. 7 Bearinga4)aby is, or should be, a normal, natural thing. To make it so, the mother must know how to care for herself during the period before the baby's birth; Our Washington Bureau has ready for expectant mothers a comprehensive and authoritative bulletin, drawn from the best available sources, giving advice concerning health measures, preparation for confinement, confine-ment, making the baby's layette and emergency precautions: pre-cautions: . . . Any expectant mother will find this bulletin useful use-ful and helpful. Fill out the coupon below and mail as directed: - . ; V cop coupon here "' c . : Dept. 135, Washington Bureau, Provo Evening Herald, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. - : - . ' A' K - '. - 'l I want a copy of the buileUn EXPECTANT MOTHERS, and enclose herewith five cents in coin, or loose, un- cancelled, U. S. postage stamps, to cover return postage. and handling costs: , . . - -: Iff. - - - . - . I ' 4 i t . NAME ,.v ?,;,. . ,: .'.;.. . ... : . . . , ' V v - -? , ' x. ' ST. & NO. ....... ... .'. ' , - ' r ' CTTY ". STATE X . . - 1 , , . ' f - : f , N 'f ' ' ' . ' ' J am a reader of the- Provo Evening Herald. ; ' r . . . - S ' ' ' O. Is the former Kaiser Wilheim II of Germany aprisoner at Doom, Netherlands? A. He is a voluntary exile, and not -a prisoner. Hisv wife owns Xfoom Castle, in which they live. He is afforded ampleprotection hv the iErovernment of thdv Neither- j j - Jahds. Q. Was the late Lcn Chancy a deaf mute? , His parents were deaf mutes, but he was not. i Q. Are foreign governments al-lowered al-lowered to enroll students in the Unitexl States Military and Naval academies? . A. Congress must pas3 a special act permitting an alien student to enter before he can be accepted. Q. What ccuntris are included in the near east? Persia, Arabia, Asia Minor and frequently Turkey in Europe. Q. In physics, what Is tlve definition defini-tion of inertia? A. That porperty of matter by virtue ow which it persists in its State of rest, or of unifoma. motion in a straight line,, unless some force changes that state. Many physicists now regard the conception of a resistance re-sistance to change of mition as un necessary, such assumed resistance being simply equivalent to inability to create energy, hence the word is less used in exact scienc than formerly, except when employed quantitatively as a synonym for mass. Q. What is the most valuable gem? A. A perfect pigeon-blood ruby is considered the most valuable gi m because of its rarity, and a perfect emerald comes next. nxn. u.s.PAT.orr DHUUni. fe -in to i93i BY nea service, wc , PROVOCATIONS Hovdy, folks! "What," asks a will lecturer, "Is the most useless thing In the world?" How. about a pound of raw hamburger ham-burger that is two weeks old? President Hoover proposes that nil war debts be suspended for one year. Does this include the $1.35 we won from our wife at the bridge party last night? J. -J- J; 1 , : I MjqN OF VISION .'. This Is a photo of Oswald Boloney, Bo-loney, w ho has just won the world's c h ampionshlp for thrift and frugality. Learning that the 1942 calendar cal-endar will be just the same as the 1931 calendar, Mr. Boloney has spent the past S'l x months stealing calendars .,om ornce walls, which he will sell 11 years from now as genuine 1912 calen dars. By THE OBSERVER MARSHAIX J J f L y - .11 - ' The W. C. T. U. has &ent this helpful department a long statement state-ment showing that if we want to make a billion dollars a year revenue from a tax on beer each of us will have to drink two and a half gallons a c'ay we are undecided whether the W. C. T. U. letter ia a challenge or a plea but we are willing if it's necessary to save the nation na-tion to drink our two and a half gallons The W. C. T. U. figures call for only a 1 a barrel tax what we propse is a fiye-doi. lar-a-bairel tax and ihn we shal jhave to drink only half a gallon of beer a day juit about four pint glasses thunder! we kntw men In the old iclays who could drink that many between quiting work and simper time and march home Kober and feeling fine for a heuity meal The temperance association say.1 it thinks the idea that all of us can drink enough beer to furnish a billion bil-lion a year inv taxes is "absurb . . " veil, mayBeTlt is arid may be it isn't but why not give ua a chance to try? there's no harm in trying is there? and even if we only piled up half a billion that would help wouldn't it? In the old c'-ays ve used to get a scoop for a nickel but today nobody would mind paying a dime for a stein and giv- ins fhe ether nickel to the government govern-ment all beer-drinkers are known to be generous and upstanding men and anything they could x to help poor old Andy Mellon out of his hole they'd do willingly i heck! they'd buy a glass for Andy if he ever poked his shiny face thru the swinging doors - - Canada is on to this beer game and piles up her millions at it are:"! at the same time manages to cut down the consumption of hard liquor how many American dollars go to Canada every year because of this fact we don't know but we guess about hall' a million or so that might just as well stay in this country . AND, LISTEN: What with in dustry taking all our factories up to Canada and most Americans going north of the line for a drink this country'll be deserted first .hing you know and they'll have lo srive it back to the Indians. ' SCIENCE electric "eye. the electric Photo by Lloyd Harris. have a missing front : tooth. like all her small playmates, but Lord! I mighty sorowful, for It do be another sign our babie do be growing up and becoming a little girl! And so to dinner. 4 3j : : : BUN G STARTER TURNSt BACK I , fin- We have the Now comes ger." It accomplishes in a few seconds what ordinarily takes a week. It is knife-edged electrode which automatically measures the moisture mois-ture content of lumber. It forms oart of an electrical circuit which indicates by resistance how much moisture is in the lumber without with-out damaging the tested material. Present day methods often soil, the board by cutting off blocks with which to make the analysis. The device, which is portable, Her the Invention of Dr. C. G. Suits andl M. E. Dunlap. As the strength and dimensions of wood depend upon its moisture content, the invention is expected to save the lumber industry thousands thou-sands of dollars. .TV) Wov'" ' a -f L ax? jto nvf iUffiH ALL TYPES . . . ALL SIZES . . . ALL PRICES Before you leave, come in for a FREE TIRE INSPECTION Treads checked; Tires properly inflated ' ' Enjoy your holiday without worry about "flats. Old fires are luxuries. Tire up newfor Summer LIBERAL ALLOWANCE FOR OLD TIRES Special Offer on Goody-eat AlUWeallieri and Double Eaglet Lowest Prices, Finest Tires, in History! Abigail Applesauce sez beauty parlors are like auto paint shops they can improve the appearance, appear-ance, but they can't change an old model into a new one. IN MEMORIAM Here lies the body of Al McGoon, Who died from drinking rotttn moon; Here he rests as he lived and died rickled, stewed and ossified! 5".- The picnic season is now in full swing, and delicatessen stores are busy frying bits of butcher paper in lubricating oil. and. selling them as potato chips. ii t' ! Interesting statistics: . If all the automobiles in the United States were placed end-to-end, it would be Sunday afternoon. ;': ;': OirESTTOVS AVI) .WSWFRS n DEPARTMENT Dear Sir: What is the difference between a father and mother? Old Subscriber. Ans.: A father Is one who Is afraid that every young fellow who calls . at the house Is trying to marry his daughter. A mother is one who Is afraid he is not. One of the drawbacks of a sea captain's life is that passengers always ask him if the ventilators are radio loudspeakers. .V HOMER BREWS DIARY (June 26) Betimes home, where finde Babie Brew mighty jubilant, one of her front teeth being -loose, and she hopeful it will fall out, so that she BY COL. BUNGSTARTER (Noted Polv Explorer) GUMDROP, Greenland (By lays of trained walruses to this office) of-fice) The Bungstarter-to-the-North-Fole-by-Klddle-Kar expedition expedi-tion has failed! After penetrating 10 miles into the Arctic wastes, I discovered that I had forgotten the , woolen wrist-warmers, knitted for 1 me by Aunt Agatha! So it's heigh-ho! heigh-ho! back to London and the cozy warmth of Buckingham Palace! My next communique to my readers read-ers will be written on Cousin George's K ing George V's sta--tlonery. Don't take any wooden nickels. Hey, hey! (Signed) BUNGSTARTER. Walk your horsea. ART SHANNON. Natureland I : Jelly fish have -no skeletons: are composed mostly of water. All ' are either transparent or translucent. tran-slucent. " ' They are hatched usuallv from eggs that develop into jelly-like masses attached to seaweed and stones. It takes from 18 rhonths to two years for them to grow into full size. At birth they are about or.e-fifth. of an inch in diameter, composed. of an umbrella-phaped clear b"dy with frills nr und the '!-. Thci-o , is!;;; r.-.luliy grow tentacles, some of which make them poisonous poison-ous to swimmers and fishermen. . . While in the disk stage they will melt in one's hand if removed from the water. Many are left on the beach when the tide goes out and these melt. They swim by contracting and relaxing muscles in the rim of tho "umbrella." Carved lines, aketchily outlining" a pony's head on a scrap of slate, arc the first specimens of Aurigna-cian Aurigna-cian caveman art ever found In Germany. France is alarmed over the decrease de-crease in apprenticeships since the war. ILarger than all other ears: at the price erior lo many makers high priced tires. Supertwtst Cord Carcass 4.401 (29x4.40) 40-20 (29x40) ' 421 f ltT (30x40) S)VQIV (28x4.75) 4.75-20 5.00-19 (29x5.00) 5.00-20 (30x5.00) 5.25-20 (30x3.25) an LOW PRICES ON ALL SIZES also the fastest, liveliest and most powerful The new Willys Six has a longer wheelbase, increased in-creased overall length and a tread of 5814 inches widest of all,-low-priced cars . . . Interiors are tpa-cious tpa-cious and comfortable,-with plenty of head room, leg room and elbow room ... In performance, the Willys Six is the master of all cars in its price class. It excels in speed, pick up and hill climbing . . . You must drive the new Willys Six in order to realize the amazing performance capabilities brough t to the low-priced field. w n IL CHRISTENSEN MOTOR CO. Willys Six Coach Down payment In Provo $265i Ji lance In 12 emty wtentkty pmymeuU. Fttrtt frit WUlytSIx . 49S to $850 Willy. Elfht 99i to $1295 WUlya-Knl-fht $1095 to $1395 WiUya H-Ton Chaaalt $395 Willys lS'Ton Chatis $595 j- N't .... . N '862 WEST -CENTER STX , Z PHONE 184 PROVO,' UTAH :. -241 West Ctoterr '-v" V-f i: f ' -vr ' !';9?e 343 A S -i .. j- ?VTjTj-u-u-u-iri.-ii-innri-i-i-i" -------- - 1- i u II I i I ; . . . . |