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Show v: PAGE TWO PROVO (UTAH) SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, JUNE 14. 1931. SECTION TWO It 1 u 14 4 "Frocftaim . The Mem A SOEIPPS-CANFIELD NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar,Rasmuson, president. In the Herald Building, 50 South First West Street, Prdvo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice in Provo, Utah, under the act-of March 3, 1879. Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives! San Francisco v office, 525 Market street, Room 523; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; New York office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont street; Detroit, Michigan, office, 1120 Fisher Building. Subscription terms by carrier In Utah county, 50 cents the month; $2.75 for six months, In advance; $&00 the year in advance; by mail, In the county, $4.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. R. W. GOODELU Editor and Manager. J A. OWENS, Advertising Manager THE TBUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other-private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. liberty throughout the land" OUT OUR WAY They Should Remember 1871 Germany asks for further reduction of reparations. Her requests should be heeded if Europeans claim they are becoming more, rather than less, civilized. When Germany won the war of 1870, for which the vainglorious Napoleon III. was certainly as much to blame as anybody, history points out that total reparations extracted were less than the recent cost to Germany for maintenance oithe army of occupation; also that Germany acted more quickly in hunger relief than did the allies after victory: . Regardless of all disputes over the question of war blame, there are also the last elections in Germany, with Communist and Fascist victories, which should serve as a warning to the world that too much economic pressure will cause a collapse much more harmful to other nations than drastic reduction of disarmament payments. - June In The Modern Manner Roses, drowsy hours on the grass, lazy evenings, weddings wed-dings these are things customarily associated with the first month of summer. This year June brings different exploits, r Hubert Wilkins sets forth by submarine to reach the north pole ; Hugo Eckener plans a similar trip by Zeppelin ; Lindbergh and his wife will take a pleasure air trip across the Pacific; Amelia Earhart comes, west in the air supported by four whirling blades she pilots an autogyro. The bees may buzz in their usual way, the birds may chirp and the buds burst into flower as they have for centuries cen-turies untold. But this strange newcomer, man, with his funny contraptions, seems to follow; no order or precedent. ' : '. - , Don't Wait Too Long l2x ' The lower' prfces drop, the less buying there is done. RvprvhnHv waits for prices to go still lower. When prices start to rise, everybody rushes to, buy. This creates shortages, and further price increases. Don't look, for any great change in business conditions while prices slide. Meanwhile, don't deny yourself anything you need in the nope it'll be cheaper next' week. It -may and it may V Things are plenty cheap enough now, if you need'them. Too Mtich Vacation Altogether 5 The "vacation season," eh ? , Huh! There's been a vacation season for a fewmillion Americans for more than a year, now. What this country . needs is a "work season" lasting about ten years. . - , - , v Observations ' . . . Wonder what progress scientists are making in . the development of a non-corroding metal stomach for moon-. moon-. shine drinkers? Another thing this world needs is a paper plate that won't rasp your nerves when you knife-edge runs across its surface. ,,r Somehow of other, every time we dream of Mr. Mellon, we get up, close the window and put aribther blanket on the bed. J hs 1 ; VTmnr- - yj ii h i ii iii iii t i ii ii ii I I i 1 1 j ii ii i i i 1 1 x - I II 111 I I I I j TT-h"- av W77 Howdy, folks! The two dullest things In the world are 1: A rainy Sunday afternoon in a country hotel. 2: A safety-razor blade after the third shave. fS sc sjc ij Vacation Note: When a husband wants to go to the mountains, and his wife thinks they ought to go to the seashore, they generally compromise and "go to the seashore. WORLD OF SPORT I : - This Is Chester JE. Nitwit, champion cham-pion initial-carver of North America, Amer-ica, who is out to beat his 1930 record. Mr. Nit-f wit has already carved "his Initials Ini-tials on 89 national na-tional m o n u-ments, u-ments, 153 scenic bridges and 956 trees in public parks. During the winter win-ter months, Mr. .Nitwit Keeps in training by drawing draw-ing mustaches on pictures of pretty girls in street car advertisements. Photo by Arthur Gallup. ;i When Sir Hubert Wilkins, in his submarine, meets Dr. Eckener, in his Zeppelin, at the north pole, it's a cinch the first words spoken will be: "Well, well! It's a small world alter all!" , 4. OL' SILAS GRUMT SEZ: Usually by th' time a man has accumulates enough money to keep him in comfort he is too dern old to be really comfortable. ;': ;'; y; , The reason the father of small children seldom owns a saxophone is because he knows it is only a questions of time until they will try .to blow soap bubbles with it- 15 ' i( J f BY WILLIAMS iVe VAAO tsA'-' BOUL CTTH NOOVe VAA BCM I SOME r V tOPLE. . TOO . PUMMm, tWOwmu vjivj QKie. O THEM SE2H -- t5 --cit , llhim-3 n Love FileT of THAT dOV ikic tJCXJIJ, JGxO KIO KiKlD OV- R.O-V GOV GomvJA SMO N,-- --t0c,F- GooORoT. -tH' BOLL . . . SCRE-tlCHlM , F T COMES IKJ A TUVEOO BUT MOT" M OviEP?A-L55. Vv sir nrE -r V weo. u. s. pat, orr- ART" AMD IMOoSTP! b-t3 V IBJt BY HZA -) -15 SgHVICE. INC Coolin Calvidge Says BY COOLIN CALVIDGE. NORTHAMPTON, Mass.. June 13 If Sir Hubert Wilkins' submarine sub-marine trip to the north pole is successful, travel experts predict that regular trips will be inaugurated inaug-urated for tourist parties. Such a trip should attract travelers trav-elers who like to get off the regular reg-ular tourist routes, as very few other parties will be met under the arctic ice floe. Another advantage of ar. undersea under-sea voyage to the north pole is that the traveler will not have to gaze at an unemi'ing row of hot dog stands and gasoline stations. The ocean traveler who likes deck gomes, however, should not take this trip. It is difficult to play shuffle-board, for instance, when at any moment you are npt to bump your head against the bottom of an iceberg. Or be bitten by a sperm whaleVV AIT work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. A rolling stone gathers no moss. The quality of music has been) found to be greatly , affected oy humidity of the atmosphere. Harley is believed to be the first grain ever cultivated by man. Barbers number about 225,000 in the United States. Headquarters for Kodak Finishing Quick Service HEDQUISTS Two Home Owned x Drug Stores and Kodak Shop IDEAS! Everyone Has One, but They Don't Seem to Agree Questions . I Natureland ' TJie tilrumfish is one of the few finny ' creatures able . to produce round. An air-bladder, thru which they lapldly force air, produces a "thump-thump" noise. This hasv given them their name, altho In some parts of the country they are called "sheepshead." The black drum is the species in Pacific waters, but thore arc others in fresh waters all over the country. 1 They feed principally on mol-uakj, mol-uakj, isnails and mussels grazing graz-ing along the bottom. They are furnished . with powerful jaws and sometimes raise havoc in the oyster beds. In southern Jclimates the fish are valued, as food, but most of the northern varieties are coarse and rank, v It is one of the largest of food fsh. " BEDBUGS -The presence of the bedbug in a home is not necessarily any indication of neglect or carelessness, Decause this troublesome insect may gain access to the best kept homes in spite of the adoption of all reaonable precautions. Getting rid of the insect pest r quickly , and effectively is then the problem of the r housewife: Our Washington Bureau has ready for i;you a bulletin giving all the facts about the character-': character-': istics, habits, and methods for eradicating bedbugs. Fill out the coupon below and" send for it: W CLIP COUPON HERE " Dept 133. Washington Bureau; Provo-fivening Herald, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. I want a copy of the bulletin BEDBUGS, and enclose herewith here-with five cents In' coin, or loose, uncancelled, U. S. postage stamps, to cover return postage and handling costs: , NAME sta. its - Hi , "' ;cmr . NO. :...v.-...-.;...... STATE I am a daily reader of the Provo Evening Herald. : 'CLTP COUPON r HERE - ; I BUNGSTARTER SELECTS j ASSISTANT ; : : : , '. Radio dispatches from Col. Joseph Jo-seph G. Bungstarter, now en route to the north pole by kiddie-Mar, announce that lie has appointed C a p t. Horace Hamhocks first mate of the polar expedition. Capt. Hamhocks is a veteran kiddie-It kiddie-It ar driver, as well as an expert o n velocipedes, scooters and hail-bearing roller skates. He win join Col. Bang- starter in London, and accompany him on his. dash to the nortn poie, riding on the handle-bars of the kiddie-kar-. Photo by Orson Harward, f "fi -5 - The height of sophistication is when you can receive a telegram without thinking: "Gosh, who's dead now?" s: sc Jr A LULU An old-fashioned girlie Is Helen Shook; Her favorite expression is "Aw, get the hook!" v fc Interesting Statistics: More than 97,000,000,000 cigarets a year are smoked in the United States, of which only half are left smoukler ing on top of pianos. 5 HOMER BREWS DIARY (June 12) Betimes up, and to feeding Babie Brew her morning' gruel, of which 90 per cent do fall on her bib, which be sheer waste, and I do wish Milord Edison or Sir Henry Ford would Invent an automatick, device for feeding small children, for the present system cio be highly unsatlsiactorie. But Lord! naught can be expected from our sclen-ti sclen-ti lick men, they having even failed to perfect a doughnut filled with coffee, for the convenience of of ice-workers who have to dash out of the house, breakfast - La hand, lest they be late to workel. : Remember 'way back when you diove your first car on a vacation trip and actually made 35 miles without breaking down once? v $ Two easy ways to lose control of your car; (1) Take your - hands off the steering wheel. -,. (2) Get behind In your' payments . ,-; r " , Out to lunch. Back at 4. -' -ART SHANNON.?.. What's wrong with business and industry, and what ought to be done about, it? Everyone, it appears, has an idea. All th ideas scm to be different. dif-ferent. Here are some, proposed recently: The Pope: "Every effort must be made that the fathers of families fam-ilies receive a wage sufficient to meet adequately the ordinary domestic do-mestic needs. If in the present state of society that is not always feasible, social justice demands that leforms be introduced without delay de-lay which will guarantee every adult workman a just wage." J. W. Partes, president, Texas Federation of Labor: "The stabilization stabi-lization of industry that swept the nation recently has resulted in more profits for the few and more idleness for the workers." The Wall Street Journal: "Only a few employers were represented at the Washington conference (which decided against wage-uts) so that their competitors, who were not represented would appear free from any promise." Charles J. Howard, president, International Typographical Union: Un-ion: "Where there isn't enough work, we must divide up the work that does exist. Only drastic measures mea-sures will restore prosperity." i Julius H. Barnes, U. S. Chamber Cham-ber of commerce: Permit private insurance companies to write unemployment un-employment insurance." Upholsterers' Union, Minneapolis: Minneap-olis: Adopts five day, 40-hour week, with 10 per cent wage increase. PLEADS GUILTY. F. M. Mecham, entered a plea of guilty to possession before Judge Maurice Harding Thursday and will be sentenced at 10 a. m. Saturday. Satur-day. ,. itf Live carp from Lake Bowdoln, Mont., are to be sold in New York city and Philadelphia. 4 Q. What radio call letters are used in the United JBtates? A. The '.'call letters assigned to the United States by the International Inter-national Bureau of the Telegraphic Telegraph-ic Union, Berne, Switzerland are all the three andl four letter combinations, beginni n g- with the letter ' "N", ail beginning with the letter" W" and all combinations com-binations from "KDA" to "KZZ" inclusive. Combinations beginning1 with the letter "N, are reserved for the United States Government Stations, and most of them are assigned as-signed to the United States Navy. The combinations from "WUA" to "WVZ" and from "WXA" to "WZZ" are reserved for stations in the United States Army. Q. Is there any epcif ic rule in the game of lawn tennis making the underhand service or strokes illegal? A. No. Q. Which came first, the chicken or ihe egg? A. All life on the globe today is presumed to be derived from single celled animalculae. It is evident., therefore that all life is derived from cells or eggs. The birds, among other forms, go back to earlier or simpler forms. In this sense, therefore, the egg came first. Q. What are the chief agricultural agricul-tural products of Egypt? A. Cotton, wheat and corn Q. By what name is Constantinople Constantin-ople in Turkey now known? A. Istanbul. Q. What is the estimated, amount of reserve iron ore in the, world? A, Roughly upward of 150,000,-00C000 150,000,-00C000 tons, about seventy-five per pent of which is in the United Q. Who is the American consul at Rome, Italy? A. Hiram A. Boucher. Q. Is bigamy or plural marriage prohibited in all tne states? A. Yes. ' This West of Ours The crime leaders of 1849 and slightly later felt the need of organization. or-ganization. Accordingly they formed a "benevolent "ben-evolent association," appropriately called themselves "The Hounds." At the immediate start some of them Itried honest occupations blacksmithing, bartending, mining 'but it was easier to steal. An early fundamental of the HounCis was that others feed and clothe them. They walked into cafes in groups, ordered what they wanted, walked out. They became so strong they could bring their spoils openly to their headquarters. There they slept, ate and drank all day long. They divided their time between cafes, saloons and clothing stores. Julia Jaffray penologist of New York, recommends gay pajamas for old ladies' homes and fashionable, fash-ionable, costumes for women prisoners pris-oners in state institutions. 3 Rainbow Ice Gream Cones At the I El (SOTflSCS All Day Sunday La rger than all other ears at the price Harvard university this year awarded 35 scholarships valued altogether al-together at $40,625. Save When You Can Saving grows on you. It is a healthy habit which builds self-confidence and freedom .from financial worry.. Federal Building and Loan Association enables you to save when you can with the assurance of complete com-plete safety for your money. 6 compounded semi-annually under our Save as You Please plan. Building and Loan Association Dixon Real Estate Coi, Provo, Utah. AN Willy Six Coach Dwa paymmt la (aim o( towm). also the fastest, liveliest and most powerful The new Willys Six has a longer wheelbase, increased in-creased overall length and a tread of 5814 inches-widest inches-widest of all low-priced cars . . Interiors are spacious spa-cious and comfortable, with plenty of head room, leg room and elbow room ... In performance, the Willys Six is the master of all cars in its price class. It excels in speed, pick up and hill climbing . . . You must drive the new Willys Six in order to realize the amazing performance capabilitiesbrought to the low-priced field. wniL.nir CHRISTENSEN MOTOR CO. 862 WEST CENTER ST. PHONE 184 PROVO, UTAH Vtfnly GENUINE PARTS mppnvt d by th manmactmrtr if 'yur ear . Batane in 12 taiy monthly Pymntt. Fllwing prictt . . . TUd, OhU Willy. Six . $495 to $850 Willys Eifht $995 to $1295 Willyt-Koifht $1095 to $1395 Willy H-Ton CbU $395 WiUyt lH-Ton Chtiiit $595 ft,.' . |