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Show PAGE TWO PRO V.O, (UTAH) SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, APRIL, 2 6, 1931. SECTION TWO f , The Herald A SCRIPPS-CANFIELD NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published by the Hrald Corporation, N. Gannar Rasmuson, president, in the Herald Building, SO South First West Street. Provo, Utah., Entered as second-class matter ftf the postotfice in Provo, Utah, Tinder the act of . March 3, 1879. Oilman, NijCoUA-Rtithman, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco office. 507 Montgomery street; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; New York effice. i West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont Street; Detroit, Michigan, office, 112$ Fisher Building. Proclaim liberty throughout the land" Subscription term-by carrier in Utah county. 60 cents the month; $2 75 for six. months inadvance; . . i aw A.-Minfw .i S AutuiHn TTfah PAimtv turn. - W7BV WWII j B J. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager i wivnr- hv mail. In the county. 4.&u; outsme utan county, o.w. IL W. GOODELL., Editor and Manager. THE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or Indirectly witlx any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private-business private-business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS A lot OF DEO MftUS .. ftM' FRACTiOSlS, F WOO GET T' DE.SlGV4n4V "THT BOV-L O TH WOODS & GPEAT OM HlPiM -THESE AMffiOOS G,OWS S-lOP AM" OM u-V COkaPW TTMe"TOO.' A BOSS T Be HELRM A GOV TO GET OUT OF Tt-Y SHOP Y1 TO l-ll-P EM OOT EM OOT rVV BOLL E."Z. 3cCT UP, BuT'OMLS A FEW (SETT DOvsiM ToiT- so, nnvaekx he sees one of -m' few, ME: HE.L.PS. HIM OOf A SOOM AS P0SSi9-E.-HeseZ.,VMEJ A GOVS iTuDWlM, ART 1K1 A shop , rr wc?ol.o pav -th sp lb SEKiD hmH Leisure For Everybody The United Statea, says Rresident Joseph Lee of the National Na-tional Recreation Association, is now approaching an. era of "leisure for everybody." . . , x , f Mr. Lee made this remark as. his organization s board ol directors held their annual meeting in the cabinet room of the White House. He enlarged upon it as follows : "Leisure for everybody, a condition we in America are now approaching, is the most extraordinary change ever granted to a nation. It meansihe coming of something unheard of in all history theopportunity for every man to jive." . Perhaps it is just a little unfortunate that the United States, at the moment that Mr. Lee made this remark held Some 6,000,000 men WhO COUlCl not lina WOrK. A CJ nicai Sald Mr Hoover, in January. person might be moved to inquire it we are to attain mis 1928: "By 1932, at the present rate ui incrt?n,st?, tveryuuuy in ninei ica will be he beyond the reach of poverty." -Goody, g-oody! Only tne year j Howdy, folks! This must be pay day, here come the bill collectors. Take everything you want, gentlemen, but don't " don't take our roller skates! "leisure for everybody" goal through a constant increase m - i' ill .:i iiiivi 1111 f 11 iv 11 rut. !: However, social and economic .changes require a long view. We are suffering today from a temporary setback, not a total collapse. Judging , the case over a period of years, Mr. Lee is undoubtedly' correct ; and he points to one of the most profoundly important developments in the last thousand thou-sand years of history. . T oicnra frvi avAfvhrirl v mMns snmpt.hincr mnrp thanMust an increase in the attendance at baseball games, movie : theaters,; summer amusement parks and bathing beaches. It means something more than increase in the stream of nWsure-seekinir motorists on the highways. It means something more than an increased demand for luxuries,. which industrialists like Henry Ford say will inevitably foK ; ' low the shortening 01 working hours, ; -vi : 1 it - i.U . 1 ..,4U ' 14- . ui course, it win urinir an 01 inese minus wim xu. , c Millions oi people, beyond question, will waste their leisure! woefully, to the despair of moralists. But back of this j erage man, yil become a means to ail end and not an end in "itself. Mankind will discover that it does not have to devote . all of its energies to the earning of bread and butter. CZ n m . n w 11ivii VinviYna .S11 i m t Ul UUtHUllO UJl 'WI i-vyiio W ill CAanu. T"U; j...ivmni :n x . i ixus uevciuyjucui win nui ue uuun u timiuiiuw, aiiu ils fruits will not be fully visible for a long time. But it is com ing, booner or later we snail lind out now to use our labor- that turns men .and women old at 45. will disappear. And hen everyone, and not just the fortunate few, will be able to liTe and have it more abundantly. I t, l"-- . : ' 7!T li- -r: ' rtW!C-r nia u. s pT. orr 31 sy wo sinvtci: twa . . . . . . . - x THE OBSERVER I - 1 " . WEST OF COSTA RICA The .chief engineer has been telling tell-ing us about Holland his native land -Holland is about the size of a western county the State of Oregon js eight and a halt' tims as large as the entire country- yel Hoiland sup. polls about seven inilUOn people in some parts of the west we already talk :ihiul. becoming "crowded' - but Euiope knows hat ci owdinc really iiu'ans What saddens this department- -: is that the Europeans seem to lake this' sort of thing fof granted -they are accustomed to it--and it never occurs to them that' In the world there Is room for everyone -and plenty for, everyone - if it were not tor human preed and mismanagement America's danger it seenvi to us i that she too may get Into In-to this state of mindinstead of staying mad at the idea that men must starve in a world overflowing with good things -AND, LISTEN: The most hoi-fxtl hoi-fxtl thing about America is thsl This little country of Holland i -with great steamship, and motor- i ship lines, all oyer the worldis, she is discontented with things as forced to wage a continual battle; they t. re -and won't be satisfied with the sea. : with anything le.4s than a chance y- -just now she is busily engaged j for everybody- and will keep fight-in fight-in building new dyke.- - and pump- j ing ami working until everyone ing out the ocean behind them- to !- has enough - and to sprc. make u few more squaie miles of j piecious land for herself every foot of land is m use and--says the chief -when you want to buy a piece of land you almost have to cover every square inch with gold Sixth Ward Scouts Initiate Group more to waft! t IN THE PUBLIC EYE This ls Angus Mc-Oatmeal, Mc-Oatmeal, s a i d to church - goer In America. After 15 years of practice Mr. - Oatmeal has mastered thetrlck of bouncing a penny oh the collection plate so that It flips bock into hls'hanct Photo ny "Henry luroenthal. "What." asksa physical culture expert, "is more pleasant than an ice-cold shower before breakfast?" No ice-cold shower before breakfast! break-fast! HYMNE OF HAYTE I hate e solemn pvyntt-r manne, With sluggish Ways ande gruff. "Who' yells whenne close to prynt-ff prynt-ff time: "Say, wherelnell's you're stuff?" QuGStionQ Tod Yet. this tiny country with its seven million thrifty Dutchmen -operates colonies 'n Suinatia and in Java and in Dutch Guiana - managing the affairs of thousands thou-sands of square miles and th lives of about 50.000.000 natives and by' all accounts -managing- them so thrifty and cleanly that they are model coionies for the world- providing the. Hollanders with an outlet for their products and supplies for their own country -America could take lessons from the Dutch -and perhaps man. age the Philippines a bit more, smoothly Oddity A hot hot-dog vending machine has been put to work in Germany. Coins dropped in the slot enable the purchaser to turn a handle which sends out a paper plate accompanied ac-companied by a slice of bread, a piping hot sausage and a blob of mustard. The strango device contains fif'.y sausages. They are hung in a small chamber thru which steam flows, keeping them warm. When the handle is turned the last link of the chain is plunged into a hot-water- bath, bringing it to a proper i heat. j No matter how warm or cold it-i. j j outside, the hot dog is delivered at , l the same temperature. A small pump squirts the mustard on the plate, and from a third compartment compart-ment the piece" of bread joins the other necessities. When Americans IMk about hard : times the Dutchmen smile -we don't know what hard times are they say I - and we don't realize the bitter I battle for the survival of the fittest -in which every European engage-; from birth there is poverty unlimited in most TT.nrnnean ' nations and tl:i e isn't IOI Troop 48,-Bey Scouts of America. Boy Seoul camp oy Provo "river hut week. Twelve new scouts were inittawu into the troop. Paul Larsen was knightrd as patrol leader -over the Black Thunder'patrol. Candled apples ap-ples and hot dogs were enjoyed p i games and songs and stunts followed fol-lowed the ceremony of knighthood, A massive btntlre .cieated a wsrm spirit among the, toys.- Ech , scout repeated part of the oath, and lw, and the evening was con cluded with singing. Jack Jensen offered the Scout Master's prayer: Assistant Scout Master Lawrence A. Biown. William llasler and Cleon Menlove. were In charge of the ceremonies. The following couls were present pres-ent : Donald Brown. Paul Larger . Jhck Jensen. Stephen Clark. Junior Paxman, t tiarles Funk, teorge and Myron David. Dawson SMJers. Vet. r.n.n votic0n Kddle Ward. Itah.h Brown. Mack Keller&trass. Kendall n ! Keller strass, Cleon Meniove. w u- u iiunuitw - . ,t ....... imr rarr there is In our nam hbmci. v - Hodson and Cien I'eck. youngster that own west Max inuii, iu aiiirt uumuiig rtiai civilization. ' --.... i Observations xjiik in ciitrni .iiicxica is ukc h revuivnig woi j"- tlUlil iCVUIUUUII ilJCl tillULUCI. A sailor may have a girl in every nart. but that's nothing. A college It. Will be possible, j oy has a girl on every davenport. v WORLD OF SPORT . Up to the moment of going to press there . have been exactly 189,987,908,000 reasons given for the present business busi-ness slump. Slashing wages is a good way to kill the goose that laid the golden egg. . Manjr a true word is spoken thru false teeth. The Republican party in Spain is Lucky. There is no Democratic party. Men who think they are big guns in an office are frequently fre-quently fired." Alfonso XIII has abdicated. Oh, well, the number 13 always was unlucky. v GETTING MARRIED Eappy marriage doesn't "just happen." It must be attained. At least half the battle is won or lost ber fore she says "Yes!" Our Washington Bureau Jias ready for you an authoritative and frank discussion on the problems that confront those who are facing the great expert ment of matrimony. It contains suggestions for solving solv-ing the problems that confront any newly married pair. Mothers and fathers of young men and women on the threshold of matrimony will find this bulletin of as great interest to them as will young people 'contemplating 'con-templating matrimony. Fill out the coupon below and' send for it : ' A V. CLIP COUPON HERE Dept. 125,' Washington Bureau, Provo Evening Herald, 1322 New Tork Avenue, Washington, D. C. I want a copy of the bulletin SUCCESSFUL M1A.RRIAGE. and enclose herewith five cents in coin, or loose, uncan- cenedy U. S. postage stamps, to cover return postage and . handling costs: NAME ST. & NO. CTTY A STATE I am a' reader ofhe Daily Provo Evening Herald. -in . ' JJ. CLIP COUPON HERE ' . Appearing before the National Association of Golfing Duds, Kd-gar Kd-gar j. Niblick, president, today advocated that golf courses slould have at least one water hazard every 50 yards. "Where else can we dubs throw our clubs when we get rusd?" Mr. Niblick demanded, Indignantly. He was cheered to thip echo. Photojby-Arthur Zabriskie. Joe Bungstrter is violently opposed op-posed to the medicinal use of alcohol.- He says he doesn't want to wait Until he is sick to get a drink. . WARNING . Early to bed, And early to rise, And your girl will. step out With peppier guys! . - -- . One of the great mysteries of life is why the most thrilling scene in a "talkie" always comes just at the moment the man who is next to you develops a tremendous fit of coughing. YE DIARY (Aprille 24) Betimes . home, where find Lit tle Provo playing at one-old-cat on the vacant lot next door, and I do stop the game, saying: "Come, come, my lads, let an old-time big league baseball star shew you how to play the game of toss-and- ttch:" And one young Jacknape doth throw the balle at me, with greate speed and velocltle, k but Ixrd! the sun doth get in my eyes, so that I do fail to catch the balle, and' it do land . In the pit of my stommick, with a sickening thud, knocking the' breath out of me, albeit al-beit I do be mighty brave and courageous., as do befit a Cation! And so, groaning and moaning, to home,- ' Excuse us a moment, please. We have to write a caustic letter to the Secretary of Agriculture. Our petunia, isn't doing very well.' s1.: if. . ART SHANNON. BROKERS SUSPENDED NEW YORK. April 24. (UP) The stock exchange house of Pynchon and Co., was suspended from the stock exchange today for insolvency. insolv-ency. '..-- ;- . . - Selling a suit of clothes, ob serves the offfc sage, is a fitting climax for any salesman. . The eoy bean is the "meat" of the Chinese diet, containing v the hif hest percentage of protein and fat of the cereals. . Q. Where was St. Patiick born and what was his I'.-jtio.iality ? A. His birthplace is given as Banneventa. but tho locality is disputed. dis-puted. Tradition places it at Duni-. Duni-. burton, Scotland, bai it r.ecma more likely it was in southWostern . Britain. Thus ha may Imve been either Scotch qrj.nglisli. Q. Whfie'i.s "Utopia?-" A. It is tht name of :n i'nas-inaiy i'nas-inaiy Island, described by Sir Thmi as Moore, which had a peifect social so-cial and political system. The .ter m is useu commonly to describe -anyj imaginaiy place having ideal .living, conditions. . Q. What is the value of a United States quarter dollar dated 1914? A. It it catalogue J :-t 2i to Z cents. Q. Who is Governor of Ohio? A. George D. White, Democrat. Q. How can crystal beads b? cleaned? A. The easiest way is to clean them with soap and water applied with a soft brush. Polish with a chamois when dry. Q. Do deer lose thir horns every year? A. Antlers are outgrowths of hone which are coveied with a thin highly Vascularrhairy skin during their growtn but when this is completed com-pleted the blood supply is cut off, and the skin or "velvet" as it is called, driea hp and is peeled off, leaving the bone bare. Antlers are renewed annually the fully formed pair becoming detached from the pedicels on which they were developed, de-veloped, and a new pair arising at the same place. Antlers are usually shed soon after the close or the breeding season. Q. What is the nationality and meaning of the name Asmuth? A. It is one of the many forms of the Greek name Erasmus, meaning mean-ing "amiable," : This West of Ours t . : As miners .made their own laws in the early .'days 'of the west there were many cases of injustice in the lawless mining camp 3. , A Mexican was accused of stealing steal-ing horses, altho none . had any Actual proof of his guilt. He was taken to the saloon , to be tried. Twelve men-were selec'd. by lot to be the jury After a mock trial they adjourned to a small room. In a few minutes they returned with a verdict of "not guilty." With a volley of oath3 they were told that they5-would "have to do better than that." f . ' An hour or so later they returned with a "guilty" verdict. "Correct," said the1 drunken mob, "we hung the man an hour ago." j, Natureland I Natureland and its WONDERS Nature has equipped the bee with an engenious weapon. The sting is made up of two highly polished pol-ished spears, each with a roy of barbs on one side. The two lances fit and slide along e&ch other, developing enough pow- j er, ii neeis oe, to pierce tne tougn hide of a horse. A self-acting muscle mus-cle drives the knives alternately-Inward, the. barbs holding, fast between be-tween thrusts.- When the barbs' have taken grip, poison flows down a groove between the two spears. " ... ' Should the sting remain . In the punctured flesh when the bee' files away, the poison continues Us pain production. A bee has only to insert in-sert the sting to the first barb to accbmpUEh its purpose. AND NOW New Low Finance Costs on Cars and Trucks Consider how easy it is for you to own a beautiful New Ford by purchasing pur-chasing on the new low priced Fin ance Plan offered by the Telluride Motor Co. 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