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Show I 5 1 --i 1 I 1- PAGE TWO PROVO (UTAH) EVENING OUTPOUR WAY HERALD: e THURSDAY. rvSEPTExIBE 1 ' -" - v , aa4 dar Hnlag ' S : PubliBhed by th Herald qorporatloin 60 South First Wt street, .Provo. UtalL Entered as second-class -matter at the postoffico in Pro vo, Utah under the act of March .3, lh75. Gilman, Kleol Ruthman, KatlonarAdvertlslng representatives. New York, tan Francisco, Detroit, - Boston, Ixk Anareles, 8eattleCaicaa. Member United Press. N. E. A. Service. Western - - Ubcrtr - 1M UU- Tk L4bcrl7 BeU Features and tne Bcripps league 01 newspapers. Subscription terms by carrier In Utah county 60 cents the month. 13.00 for six months, in advance; $5.75 the year in advance; by mall in county J 5.00; outside county 15.75 the year in advance. ,1 Strength, wanting-itself wanting-itself Horace. judgement V- : He that spareth his rod hateth Chasteneth him betimes. Proverbs Modern Labor Puzzle For a New Solomon Old King Solomon, who once settled a very tough lawsuit law-suit by drawing his sword and offering to slice a child in "half, could do very well if he should come back to earth right now. A man of his ingenuity seems to be needed on the National Labor Relations Board. The board and the law it is operating under are both brand-new Ventures. The cases that are coming to it for decision involve brand-new problems. And some of the decisions de-cisions that are being handed down seem to set brand-new precedents. . There is, for example, the case of the National Electric Products Corporation, at Ambridge, Pa. Here was a case in which Solomon himself might well have called for help. Some 1800 men are employed by this corporation at Ambridge. Prior to the final upholding of the Wagner act's validity1 by the supreme court, these workers had been getting get-ting along (for better or for worse) under a "company union" type of labor organization. Last spring it became obvious ' that this organization must be replaced by a regular regu-lar union.' The result was formation of a local of the International Brotherhood of Electric Workers, an A. F. of L. union. The corporation signed a closed shop contract with this union in May. 1 But there existed in the plant a nucleus of C. I. 0. unionists, who promptly protested that the closed shop contract con-tract with the A. F. of L. union stepped on their toes. So the whole case was taken to the federal court which. after due deliberation, ruled that the contract was valid and binding. Asd-Tthat point, being signatory to a contract whose legality had just been upheld in court, the corporation might have been pardoned for supposing that its labor troubles were over. But they weren't. The C. I. O. men went to the National Nation-al Labor Relations Board and that body has now over-ruled the federal court, declared the existing contract invalid and ordered an election to decide whether the corporation is to Bign with the A. F. of L. or the C. I. 0. Consider now, the implications of the whole case. Is the labor board to be a body superiorVtcTthe federal courts ? Is the legality of a labor contract in doubt regardless of court ulings until the board has passed on it? Is it up to the employer to find out. not only wfealiijs jnjnwant, but which etoud of union leaders they like better, before he deals with them? And is the closed shop an equitable and workable proposition in a plant where an active and militant minority happens to oppose it ? W When one casn raises such questions, we have gone a long way from the traditional wages-and-hours type of labor dispute. Solomon himself might well be stumped by this new complexity of modern labor relations. It's all right for the government to start the business cycle upgrade, but it oucrht to riders pump. Waitresses in a New York restaurant are being taught how to take orders. This will stir the wrath of the uprisers against teaching military principles to the younger gener ation. and policy to rule, overurneth bis son; but he that loveth him IS, 34. make some of the handlebar THE CO-OPERATIVE SPIRIT i Ss6 l COOP Howdy, folks! Another thing wrong with the world is that the number of easy ways of making money is so far behind the number of ways of spending it. v Li'l Gee Gee saya the district in which she lives is close to town 30 minutes on foot, 15, by automobile, 25 by streetcar and 45 by telephone. r AUTOMOBILE NOTE A car is most enjoyable when it attains an age when you don't care whether it is washed or not. "Stretching," declares a Provo physician, "is an aid to health." No wonder- -that sfierijttenj develop de-velop a long reach. -J- -4 T r ' ' " 1 One-half of the world doesn't know how the other half lives, according to the old proverb. Yeah, and neither does the other half. ' 4 American ambassadors t o England have to spend $50,000 a year out of their private fortune for-tune to maintain their positions, says a news item. Remove our name from the eligible list, Mr. Roosevelt. HOUSEHOLD HINT Two flappers' swimming suits, iJrort . Mff?S'y BORM "THIRTY VEARS TOO Our Funny Selves BY X REPORTER Almost everybody agrees that a sense of humor is a saving grace, that it is a leaven for the sometimes sorry process we know as human existence. That being- the case, why don't we go more deeply into the matter, mat-ter, find out what is the best kind of a sense of humor, how to apply it to situations that are a total loss without it, and how to retain a sense of humor at all times and at all costs? Being able to laugh at artificial arti-ficial jokes or even being able always to see the humor in another an-other -fellow's situation is riot enough. The sense of humof that is a saving grace is being able, to see the humor in our own situation, situ-ation, even the humor in ourselves our-selves when we are most grave. This does not imply running around wearing a perpetual grin, nor clowning to make someone else force a laugh, nor even seeming to be effervescently happy. N,o, a sense 0 humor is something some-thing within, sometimes deep within. The important point is that , it must not ebb and flow like .the tide. It must be a constant factor. Having a keen sense of humor sewed togetherr wiU make bandy, tho smalL pen-wiper. Ancient maxim: Beauty is only skin deep. Beauty parlor maxim: Beauty Is only skin dope. sjc" 4 "When you saw the doctor, did he put you on a diet?" "Not exactly, but I had to give up several things." "Indeed?" "Yes, five dollars." Another old-timer is one who can remember when hotels kept a tumbler full of buckshot to stick the pens into after registering. regis-tering. y I YE DIARY j i Thys afternoon to driving, with Dame Brew, to Auburn, and I do stop the petrol buggy at Long-acres. Long-acres. And Dame Brew doth ask: "Why do you stop here, zany?' And I do reply: "I'm waiting to see the horse I bet upon hut month cross the finish line," But Lord! Dame Brew doth fall to laugh at my feeble little jest, she being still mighty wroth about the 14 shillings I did lose at the horse races. . Flying v Anvil - wins . by a noaiel Squaw Creek. Dear Newspaper: Little Painted Tail, Indian Charlie's papoose, is on another sitdown strike up in hilis." Sflait word down that he .lost his buckskin buck-skin pants while wading in Fire water Creek. Lots . of ,yelldwjack-ets ,yelldwjack-ets up there. Charlie rushed .new pants and can Of r axle grease In Case of yellowjacket attack. Reports today .indicated . all quiet on the strike; fronts pnOT JOB OnfumStrofie JRoom;Jied$cmaietl 1 Honolulu; h..; i; . (American Wire) 4- America's j f only '. throne room is ! being redecorated , so t will appear as if did t lit the days of the Hawsiisji 'monsry. -The room- wnere ' Kings ana queens Piute 52a linrtrir i-ii-M-s'ii ice.presial Is. lct.lacUUK sometlmea Vcigha. Mree OACfLPSn jj Palace, Honolulu. need not and does not run counter to having a serious purpose pur-pose in life. Rather it aids it. If you suspect that you have not a proper sense of humor, here's a good test and also good practice: Try looking at yourself your-self and listening to yourself as if you were 20 feet away from the physical carcass known . as You. Even when you're talking most confidentially with someone else, or taking part in "a big deal," tfr maybe scolding your son . at home, or chiding' the good wife, you'll find it a very fine balancer bal-ancer to have your sense of humor very much present, taking it all in and reporting to you via its finely attuned radio set as to just how you're doing. For my part I have found that I can look meaner than an English Eng-lish bulldog looks, and sometimes some-times even say things that perhaps per-haps I ought to be ashamed to say. If I keep the. ojd sense of humor constantly on duty to keep me from taking myself too seriously. seri-ously. And now I hope my high school junior doesn't happen to readthis little piece. 2mmM ' .yitrrjfti STORIES IN STAMPS iter Hony-Batihg- "DACK in the timbered areas, ano r- in the almost inaccessible brushlands of New Zealand, f'don under," exists; somjs Of the most remarkable bird life of the world. Certainly there is no more Interesting In-teresting bird than the Tutor Parson, Par-son, the honey-eater. HeT5 member of that great family characteristic . of the Australian area- Equipped with a long, 'pro-trusible 'pro-trusible tongue, the parson bird obtains his honey supply at will? along. yitb whatever insects happen hap-pen to?, be on the scene at tbt , riiiinilrsrtri 1 a smilr hirA ana his! habitat for Aht" most part fit restrMeoiy nn.ougn- xne r wniie. throated iniSeyeater is .fouhd over most of 'Australia ; and Tas WaniaT.N. I MndYhe is well' named. Thfc lar$ ypsjsts wa- bea,uUfuI ' darkll phmugereiievwi i pniy.f oy - two, tufts tf white leathers beneath thf thin. . A ; close ireiauve. ..oddly enough, r u tne pughacibus friir bird, also 6f NW Zealand , a n.9 Australia. " 5C he parson" is pot trayed on a Ne Zealand stamp weW'""""" -tssuea in 1035. V:riKhVii7 NBA Servlev. Ine. DYNAMITING POWER UN15 INVESTIOATED " LOS ANGELES, Sept 15 UJ0 Dynamiting of a 63,000-vblt cable toweirbiihe Colorado : rivet aqueduct project, where a CIO strike is, in progress, was being investigated today: ; Service was. hot interrupted. uUthough usually'' packed in small, half-pound tins, - the tuna fourths of a ton. ?CABT OF' CrrAnACTERS JTVUITn jnVING. kcrla, xuynntii jaaitaT- UABTA y o 9 E B S , J ;Jltka , lillitJICCNTv AYWE. VrnpkW vM ji ' ; Tv fr Marten A Jtr J4ltk wrlMttnt Maria. UfcU. 0imt J'U iT aaljr lwate c- CHAPTER V. a hurt that became a slow rhythm 'to which' she moved. Judith went thrpugh.fhe gestures of bittfsj a hostess Sunday morning at breakfast, pouring coffee with gay graciousness; slipping into the yellow swim; suit that made her h, darker, her eyef gold-flecked; swimming across the pool again afld again; presiding at the out of -door luncheon on the flagged terrace. :l TheriTiVwas 4 olock and every-one every-one wwas piling , into cars' to have tea , at ah author's up the road." She hung bade She needed a few moments to examine this strange new experience that had come, to explain, it ! to herself, ahd make redy for tomorrow aha tomorrow, all the tomorrows, without PhiL . As dusk turned into darkness and the odor .of wet, danip earth came Up frdm the brook, she, went ouJC - to the - balcony that , swung along the bedrooYns. She' did not knew low long she had been standing there, in the shadows, when she became aware that someone was on the balcony with her. "Did 1 frighten you? Bruce arid I drove back a little while ago." It was Millicent. "Everyone else is being merry, f don't like laughter laugh-ter when I caA't laugh." The girl pulled her chair over to Judith's corner and they sat very still, not talking, not knowing know-ing that they didn't. Behind her; in her bedroom, Judith had left one small blue lamp glowing on the dressing table. Its light was dim but when a shadow crossed it, the blur was noticeable. Judith turned her head. Had Phil come back? Did he want to see her, to explain, to take her broken world and put it together with his strong, brown fingers? It wasnt Phil. It was a woman. As her head bent over, just above the blue bulb, her hair was recklessly golden. Marta! Millicent had turned, too. Together they watched. Marta picked up something, slipped it into the pocket of her white coat, and went out. ' m - TfTHEN Marta had been gone fully three minutes, Judith shd Millicent. JitepQed back into New Testament Readings BY C. V. HANSEN The Three Temptations Soon after His baptism, immediately im-mediately thereafter as Mark asserts. as-serts. He was led by the spirit into the wilderness to withdraw from men and the distraction of community life, where He could be free to commune with His G,d. There He remained during forty days, "with the wild beasts" of the desert. This remarkable episode in our Lord's life is described, de-scribed, .though not with equal fullness, in three of the gospels; John la silent thereon. The circumstances attending this time of exile and test must have been related by Jesus himself him-self for "of Other human witnesses wit-nesses there -were none. The recorded re-corded narratives deal principally with events marking the end of the forty day period, but considering con-sidering them; in their entirety they' place beyond doubt the fact that the. season was one of fasting fast-ing and prayer, He had much to think about, much that demanded prayer and . the .communion with God that prayer alone could Insure In-sure Throughout the period of retirement. He ate not. but: chose to fast, tat His mortal body might be more completely subjected., sub-jected., to ,Hi.,dMne, spirit., . vTheii. when: he -was hungry '. snd WWywtor toJHim andSttggptedV thft He tise , His extrw proVide:oodt? not do;' to "what ;lengWhave men itgnV to aitisfy, the pangsbf hutert.'EsaVs fof a . meaL Menv'have f wight like brutes .for .f oodL' ' .Women . have ilala a eatehthelr Wri! babifd rather ,lha'v ehdura the gnawing,- pangs of . stsrvatlon.: : l i All - this Satan.; knew . when ne eahie to. the Christ . In the hour of extreme t physical need, and ssldi If you are .indeed the. Son of CkJ. - command that these But :-Jesus ..answered:. ... "It is written that men shall not live by bread . alone,. butv bV the, word of X5od -:r - "a Then the devil took ,hita,to tne pinnacle of the ' temple ' in :.the holy city, and there tempted hihi a second, time: "If you are the Son; of God, cast yourself down from His: height,, and the angels will- bear1 you -up in their hands.? ;But- Jesus .answered: "You jshall ?noJ utempt the Lord, ".your God. iAr third j;time" y the , devh tempted , him; He .took him up into a ' high "mountain and showed : him :sspresid: out below, iall !the kingdoms of the earth . and - their . th oedroom. They turned on. the saffron lights, Mrewi the curtains, and glanced at the dressing table. had nothing of vanyjvalue ftlenLJudithvsaid. : "What could she have wanted? Perhaps, a clean bandlceTchielrThen, sheremem beredHerf .hand.' went to: her thrbat: Ko,. she ad nott'put : on her;; pearls f this" morning..... She opened a - case.' They were not mere. She would' not tell Milli cent.. Better to keep ,this. quiet until Phil could take charge. But Millicent was aware of her action. "You aren't wearing your necklace. Sure it's around?1 "In a drawer or something," Judith lied deliberately. - Millicent nodded.' "I understand. I hear voices. The others are here. Come-'on, Judy." arta, yelknv-haired, blue-eyed, fragile as. a Botticelli angel, was standing, in front -of. the hearth, faring simple, silken black to- Inight. - The men, were , talking to her. The women were a little bored, eager to return to town before be-fore . it-grew too late. t The maid was fumouncing dinner, and the odor .of a roast came through the air. For a second the two women, descending the. low stairway, caught, their breath. Marta was wearing a strand of . pearls a strand of pearls like the ones that Judith had worn above her turtle-hetked turtle-hetked sweater the night before. TT was later, much later that f night, when Marta had been deposited at her own door, and Phil and Judith had driven home in awkward silence, that Judith mentioned the matter of the beads to her husband. His face was so cold that it frightened her. "You are implying that Marta, thethe woman I love-" He flung out the words like a banner ban-ner "could do such a thing." "Perhaps not. The beads are gone. I thought you should know." "Marta probably wanted an aspirin as-pirin tablet. She asked me for one and I told her to go up to your room-I'd left a box on the dressing dress-ing table. She came down with the pill and I got her a glass of water. Knight saw me do it. So did the housekeeper. Does that satisfy you?" "Yes, I'm sorry, but the beads could have gone too. . . ." "Put on your hat" Even while he gave the terse command she loved him; the narrowed eyes in the lean face, the swift strides' that carried him across the room and back again. "Where are we going?" "To Marta's. You are going to see with your own eyes that she doesn't have your nearls." glory. "These shall be yours, if you will fall down and worship me." But Jesus answered: "Get you far from me, Satan, for it is wi.tten you shall vorship the Lord your God, and Him only shall you serve." The devil left tue presence of Jesus and angels came and ministered to him. Matt., Chap. 4. SIDE GLANCES ... By George Clark V i ' " ' ; 'Whatay wc lake in, a movie till train time? lis all t ; . V-ifi'il f: V aboul cop ad robbers." r J WE PAY HIGHEST PRICES FOQDEnDvOnOSElESS:. --.irr.t 'G.0! PRICED $buerAlA Open; fcr: Itusincsi WtTARTA dear," Phil said in s ? '. vT. lowered, softened . tone 2 as they entered '-'Marta's4 sitting robra a few minutes" later. "There's been4- a tolstmdentanding. It's all my 4 fault. I shouldn't have deceived. judi-" . , ' Z"1 i -'But you didnt want tdhurt v her, my darling," the' woman ari5 wered '" "'-.3 X Tea, yes of course. - But' it wasnt that only. It Was cowardice on my part. I was afraid to get; myself involved, to take the blame.i Marta, will you tell Judith where you got the pearls you wore tonight? to-night? ,.ff '"Why of course. You gave then;? to me, Phfl." i "You did?" Was it a cover-up-he. was framing for Marta? Or Was it the truth? Judith could not V tell. t "Yes. I gave them to her, at the time I made you 6 gift. I bought two pairs. I have the receipt at home. Judith, Marta did not need: to take your pearls. Probably you lost them somewhere 1 Maybe Marta was innocent after' alL Doubtless these were her own -beads. Judith was too tired and stunned to care now". Better to7 apologize and get all of this out of her mind, her heart, forever. Tta' sorry I misunderstood, f Marta. I'm going now." i i TACK in their apartment PhU showed her the check for the; two strings of pearls, shamefaced i now, and she nodded. "I'm sorry, PhU. I'm a suspicious creature. I never used to be that way. Isn't circumstantial evidence damning? He seemed relieved that her poise' had returned. "PhiL -111 leave for Reno to-" morrow night. Let's settle things Swiftly." Surprise, relief, refusal mingled, in his eyes. When he spoke he said: "You want to leave?" She nodded. "Will you see about a reservation on the midnight plane? I'll pack and arrange things tomorrow." Jn her own room, an hour later a deep blue dressing gown bver5 her white shoulders, the black hair-tousled hair-tousled into the curls' that she usually restrained, she decided to I call Anne and tell her she was going away to Reno, to end things swiftly. The .telephone rang' softly before she could dial. Shej picked up the receiver. , "Yes?" "Judith? This is Marta. I wanted to tell you how sorry I -am that I'm making you so un-. happy. Maybe I'd better just- run away. . . ." ITo Be Continued) SCIENCE A new liquid, which. is reputedly reput-edly perfected by naiglish research re-search workers, governs the sex of babies. The compound, properly proper-ly administered, i, said to be over 80 per cent effective in actual ac-tual tests, and is supposed to, enable en-able physicians to fix the sex with a great degree of certainty. !- J. 7 ' t , ' I |