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Show PACE"FOuTV PRO V: 0 (U T 4 H) ;EV E N I N G R E E A I D TU E S D Y, J A N U A R Y . 3. 1, 193 3 The Herald . Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning: Published by the Herald- Corporation, 50 South Firstt West Street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice in Provo, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, National Advertising representatives, New York, San Francisco, Detroit, Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago. Member United Press, N. E. A. Service, Western Features and the Scripps League of Newspapers. . "Proclaim liberty Subscription terms by carrier in Utah county 50 cents the month; $2.75 for six throughout the month in advance; $5.00 the year in advance; by mail, in the land" -- The county, $4.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. ' Liberty Bell J. A. Owens, Business Manager. E. R. Rasmuson, Managing Editor. Scripps League A Master-Move For Progress ' . Why does congress still delay the one-master-move that Would do more to pull us out of depression than all the things, combined, congress has done for three years? Why doesn't congress make dollars honest? The national problem, in a nutsbell, is simply exemplified: exempli-fied: In 1913 a binder cost a farmer $95 and he paid for it by selling 80-cent wheat. In 1931 the same binder cost $151 and the farmer, if he bought it, had to buy it with 50-cent Wheat. In other words, in 1931 a binder cost 120 bushels of wheat; in 1931, it cost 252 bushels. s -Who lost? . . . Everybody: Farmer, manufacturer, railroad, merchant, salaried man, wage-earner. Why ? Simply because congress refuses to do what the constitution says it shall do: Regulate the value of money. The men who drafted our constitution were not fools. They knew how values would fluctuate; how an ironclad standard would be unworkable. That's why they gave the national congress the job of regulating values to conform to changing condition. Does congress do it? . . . Not Congress, instead, tries to restore normaley by taking money out of one pocket and putting it inta others. What nonsense! Let us have honest dollarsand most of our trouble wiU vanish. ... " Only One Way Out In 1929 the debts of this country were $234,000,000,000. In 1932 this debt had been reduced to $197,000,000,000. The mistaken thought which is often expressed is that the gold dollar has gone up since 1929. - Tt has done nothing of the kind. Tt was worth 22.23 grains of gold in 1929 and it is worth 22.23 grains now. What has happened is that commodities required to pay the HKdebt of $197,000,00,000, which is $37,000,000,-000 $37,000,000,-000 lo.xthan the 1929 debt, would if selling for 1929 prices, bring $362,000,000,000. Now, if the-debts are to be paid one of two things must happen; either the present price level must come up to the 1929 price level or the value of the gold dollar must be reduced re-duced as much proportionately as commodities have dropped below the 1929 price of these commodities. Fromthe best figures available the same commodities which brought $1.62 in 1929 will today bring $1. For the reasons here before stated it seems beyond the power of man or government to increase the commodity prices in keeping with 1929 prices so that debts may be paid with commodities on equal terms with the payment of debts in 1929. - ' Since we cannot increase the price of commodities, the only alternative left is to reduce the value of the dollar. fl sin Aim fr (i?eaft Magmuititiiidle WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN TOMORROW'S HERALD! 7 495-PLEASE GOOD MORNINGS I see you hake a Special on Want-ads Want-ads t h is week. Will you please place this ad for Mrs. Jones? Yes, Mrs. Jones! It is a pleasure to serve you. The Herald special lasts until Feb. 3. During this week a two line ad will just be 30c. THANK YOU! Howdy, folks! When Huey Long was governor of Louisiana Louis-iana he had 25 relatives on the state payroll. It must be a ' tragedy in thjat man's life when he runs out of relatives. Sweat on, Taxpayer; Sweat on! . .. .. .. Old Joe Bungstarter i trying to get money from the Reconstruction Finance corporation. "I'm a elf-liquidating elf-liquidating proposition," says Joe, "been making my mn liquor for years." If that isn't war going on over in China, we'll have to give the lads credit for putting on one of the tel imitations In a long time. SYNTHETIC GREY'S KTIQURTTK HINTS Young ladies will remember that, when being be-ing taught to ride the velocipede veloci-pede by' young gentlemen, it is da rlgueur for the young gentlemen gen-tlemen to place his hand below the saddle, and not at the young lady's waist. Several young 'oiades about town have recently been seen flirting flirt-ing in this manner. Wattch out boys ! Society girls, when playfully pouring blanc mange down the neck of their favorite banker, should be careful to consult Father first, as Father may be trying to get the banker to extend a note, and some bankers have no sense of good, clean fun whatever. . . .j. What daring times we live in! A fashion note from Paris tells me that it is now au fait to expose a teeny-weeny bit of the ankle, while sitting down. Don't overdo this, girls! Yield not to temptation! Do not use the fork as a catapult cata-pult to hurl olives across the table at formal luncheons. The knife will be found to have more spring in it, thus requiring less exertion and being more ladylike. Evening entertainment, 1906: Hunting thru a pound of jelly beans for the black ones. Maybe the dollar Is dishonest, dishon-est, but if any of them want to come home to Poppa, we are willing to overlook a lot of dishonesty. dis-honesty. One man who thoroly believes in inflation is the circus balloon peddler. J. -7 I V MAKE A j USIN6 tueworo: OREGON Oregon to keep 'em down on the farm. 'i i t Call MAin-65784 and ask for Tony. i- .'. ... ... ART SHANNON. What a Bladder Physic Should do. Work on the bladder as castor oil on the bowels. Drive out Impurities and excess acids that cause Irritation which results in getting up nights, frequent desire, de-sire, burning, leg pains or backache. back-ache. BU-KETS (5 gr. Tablets) is a pleasant bladder physic. Get a 25c test box from your druggist. After four days if not relieved go back and get your money. You will feel good after this cleansing and you get your regular sleep. Sold by Hedquist Drug Co., 2 stores. Adv. Orplielim NEW TONIGHT Double Bill! John Gilbert in DOWNSTAIRS" This Famous Utah " Actor As a Villain! Tim McCoy in "Texas Cyclpne" A RedBlooded IPiay With a Kick. In:it! OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS F7 GOOD GAvJSr, CW, CrA, X DOmT VCkiovW f I HOO ee-TTER CrtAMGE V HE COOV-O TeUL I ( OB ALL. I pAKiT, AFOe. -TrV Cl V-feR HE USED A I De ALLS! ) m LAQV SEES WV-, 5HE V BooT UEG&EP'S X. I KMOvSe AU ABOUT CLOTH 1 HP POCKETS FEW '1 AM' SHE' L SMORE WMONN k PATCHED J y MuH BM ASiTTWMOReW V- 1 IWEO. u. s. pat, orr. ' o 1933 by nea sywee, we. -9y Sitting Atop the World With Jim Marshall "Hurrah!" hurrahs d. M. K.-"for K.-"for National Apathy week . . -"That's just what I've been waiting for and it looks like a iifesaver "Kur three years now I have nobly won ied along witli everybody every-body else about technological unemployment the currency -the tariff problem - and what to do with old razor blades - "But your suggestion for 'National 'Na-tional Apathy week' looms up like a lighthouse in a fog and count me in for such an exhibition of apathy as hasn't been seen since Dolly Gann's great crusade for recognition ..." There will be during this department's de-partment's great National Apathy week's celebrations an enormous parade on downtown, streets tjhere will be floats representing represent-ing all the great national headaches head-aches including congress and around the problems there will be apathetic citizens simply lying on their backs with their mouths open not giving a whoop whether school keeps, or not There will be for instance a float representing the currency problem all dolled up with charts showing depreciated dollars and commodity prices and the gold reserve and this float will bt ridden by asserted financial experts and bathing girls all yawning heavily heav-ily and paying no attention whatever what-ever to the problems presented the value of the dollar will go up and down and grain prices will gyrate dizzily but everybody will laugh and ask "Well, what of it ," In every home during National Nation-al Apathy week it will be the rule to drag out the mortgage and all the bills and the estimates for putting on a new roof and then have the whole family fam-ily lounge around and toss everything every-thing into the fire and just pay no more attention "Let somebody else do the worrying!" will be the order of the day but as everyone will be apathetic nobody will do any worrying and so everybody will have a nice long week's rest During the week anyone caught trying to cheat fate or to fix up any problems or straighten out any muddles will be carted off to the calabozo provided anyone any-one cares which is highly improbable im-probable nobody will care a darn about anything and even the heroic new efforts of congress to bring on the millenium will fail to arouse the slightest interest AND, LISTEN: Things will be Legal Notices NOT1CTC OP SPECIAL MEKTING OF STOCKHOLDERS 4 Provo, Utah, January 12. 1933. To the Stockholders of First Se purity Bank of Provo: Notice is hereby given that a special meeting of the stoekhoSJerj of the First Security Bank of Provo Pro-vo will be held at the office of the company at its banking rooms in Provo, Utah, on Saturday, the 4th day of February, IWS, at eleven o'clock, a. m. for the purpose 01 amending the articles of incorporr tion so as to provide a board ot five directors, three of whom shall constitute a quorum, and for tlu purpose of electing the directors t-j serve until the next annual meeting meet-ing of the shareholders, receiving and considering the report of th president for the year 1932, anu transacting any and all business In connection therewith that ma7 properly come before said meeting. By order of the president. F. G. WARNICK, Secretary. Pub. from Jan. 12 to Feb. 3, 193'. inc. f NOTICE OF ANNUAL STOCKHOLDERS STOCK-HOLDERS MEETING The annual meeting of the stockholders stock-holders of Provo Commercial and Savings Bank, a corporation of the State of Utah, will be held at their banking house at 2 West Center Street, Provo, Utah, on Thursday February 9, 1933 at the hour of one o'clock p. m. for the purpose of electing officers for the ensuing year, and for the transaction of such other business as may come before the meeting. By order of the Board of Directors. Di-rectors. F. G. RICHMOND, . Cashier. Dated at Provo City, Utah, this 30th day of January 1933. Publication dates: Jan. 30 to Feb. 8, 1933, inclusive. AN ORDINANCE AN ORDINANCE AMENDING CHAPTER 28 OF THE REVISED ORDINANCES OF PROVO CITY, 1930, REGULATING FOOD AND DAIRY PRODUCTS. BE IT ORDAINED BY THE BOARD OF COMMISSIONERS OF PROVO CITY. SECTION 1. That Chapter 28 of the Revised Ordinance of Provo City, 1930, shall be amended as follows: SECTION II. That the following sections shall be added to said chapter: Section 212A. LABELING AND PLACARDING. All bottles, cans and other containers, enclosing milk or cream shall be plainly labeled or marked with (1) the name of the contents; (2) the word "pasteurized," if the contents have been pasteurized; (3) the name of the producer or distributor. The label or mark shall be in letters of a size, kind and color approved by the sanitary inspector and shall contain no marks or words not approved by the sanitary inspector. Section 212B. TRANSFERING OR DIPPING MILK. No milk producer or distributor shall transfer trans-fer milk or cream from one container con-tainer to another upon the street or in any vehicle or in any place except u loom upproved for that purpose by the sanitary inspector. The sale of "dipped" milk or cream is hereby expressly prohibited. Milk or cream shall be deemed to be "dipped" when it has been dipped dip-ped from one container to another. All pasteurized milk or cream shall be placed in its final delivery container con-tainer in the plant in which it is pasteurized. Section 212C. DAIRY BARN. No horses, goats, sheep, pigs or fowls shall be permitted in parts of the barn used for dairy purposes. SECTION III. That subdivision (1) of Section 215 of said chapter shall be amended to read as follows: fol-lows: (1) Milk containing bacteria of any kind, more than fifty thousand per cubic centimeter. SECTION IV. This ordinance shall take effect on the 31st day after passage. PASSED Bf THE -BOARD OF COMMISSIONERS OF PROVO CITY, this 31st day of January, A. D., 1933. JESSE N. ELLERTSON, Mayor. Attest: Fred Evans, City Recorder. (SEAL) STATE . OF UTAH COUNTY OF UTAH, ss. I, Fred Evans, City Recorder of Provo City, Utah, do hereby certify certi-fy the above and foregoing to be a full, true and correct copy of the ordinance passed by the Board of Commissioners of Provo City, Utah, January 31st, 1933, entitled: "AN ORDINANCE AMENDING CHAPTER CHAP-TER 28 OF THE REVISED ORDINANCES OR-DINANCES OF. PROVO CITY, 1930, REGULATING FOOD AND DAIRY PRODUCTS." IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand and affixed af-fixed the Corporate seal of said city this 31st day of January A. D. 1933. FRED EVANS, City Recorder of Provo City, Utah. (SEAL) Published Jan. 31k 1933. She loved two men -to one die gave a ccrccr-to the other HER LOVE I iT3 t W. HAMMOHS so apathetic during National Apathy week that ils sponsors will be too apathetic to see that it goes over in a big way and if it doesn't they won't worry about it . - MffflmnrfM A . w i'Wif'5ijy.''!.''''' plT'i',, t ( - i v t Ends Tonight Mat. IVIs-fcta 25c 25c 35c IT ' TOMORROW! Tm In lev with my bou ...but hg married Whi a girl know a man u neglected f j by his Mciety-mad wife, m it wrong ! -s3 11 to give turn the love he cannot find at home? mat naptm una a ftaaagraplMi t; : Haw WMi Mat Married Bt t KttMten Nofhtf JECOMD IIAtJD A VIFE S4y EILERS iUlph Bellamy HaUVbaaa' VtatetJaw V D IF ntOM TM troty rr VINA DELMAR with JACK SHIRLEY GREY - VICTOR SCHERTZINCtR TUliAY Wed-Thurs. 1; R I I ! CUfra , f Iff ANY tfUOlOl THE SEERESS By Hill Billy (Hill Billy's views In his aany stones ai Ms own. They do not necessarily coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITOR). I have at hand the following letter from an Oregon lady seeress that is interesting. I think. "Sir I have just spent 40 days and nights between here and Paradise Para-dise and Hades and I there learned the answers to these old, old questions: "Where was the secret hidden concerning Eve and the apple?' "What is the meaning of ,fhe 12 serpents on the rock ? "How many keys are there to the secrets of the Bible? . . "What are these keys? I have the answers to many .other questions, but I do not know the Bible well enough to quickly find'jthe proof concerning these matters so that I can "reveal it; as a Bible student, would you help me present my message and save the world? Mrs. V. H." Now, to many of you scoffers , you folks sitting' in the seat of the scornful, such a letter sounds a bit soofy. Yet you will accept Revelations as inspired. in-spired. My notion i.s that if men and women ever saw divinely revealed visions then, men and women today can be expected to see divine visions. Is the arm of the Lord shortened? Is not the I,oid our God the same yesterday, yester-day, today and forever? When religious leaders try to bolster up their argument by saying that miracles once happened, but do so no longer. When they assert that at the close of the apostolic era men lost the gift of tongues, the art of divine healing, the power to raise the dead, walk upon the' waters, wa-ters, cast out demons and caress rattlesnakes without harm, then these confess that their God was the God of Israel, but not the world today. I not only do not deride the good sister who has for 40 days and 40 night dwelt with the eternal mysteries: I am prepared to defend her inspiration in-spiration as an actuality to her, at leust -raud certainly I assert that IF John on the isle of Patmos saw what he says he saw, then Mrs. V. H. of Portland, Ore., this year of our I,4rd could have seen what she says she witnessed. And some nit-wits call me an atheist! J?jy - "" til QMllaiJ HILJ BILLY EASY-CHAIR ECONOMICS Making It Simple Understand 1932's Many Puzzles. To PAYSON HOLDS ANNUAL EVENT Deflation bus caused the price of wheat to decrease to 25 cents a bushel and cotton to 5 cents a pound, thereby forcing these farmers farm-ers to pay the equivalent of $4 for every dollar borrowed; instead of paying 6 per cent interest on the bonds, they are now paying the equivalent of 24 per cent interest, based on the present price of farm products. The farmer's -bts, interest, taxes and other fixed charges are four times harder to pay than when hLs debts were contracted. The wage earner who has had his wages reduced 50 per cent, is now paying t'ne equivalent of $2 for every dctlar he borrowed. Also by reason of the reduction in wages he has suffered, cost of his taxes, rent, electricity, gas, water wa-ter and other fixed charges have doubled. Based upon and by reason of the increased value of money, debts owed by the American people, aggregating ag-gregating $200,000,000,000 in 1920, have mounted to the equivalent of more than $400,000,000,000 in 1932. JUDD REPRIKVE PHOENIX, Ariz., Jan. 31 fl'.P) A reprieve, granting Winnie Ruth. Judd, condemned murderess, a stay of execution for eight weeks was signed Saturday by Governor B. B. Mouer. PAYSON Hundreds of parents and school patrons were in attendance attend-ance at the twentieth annual Founders day of the Payson high school Friday. Dr. N. A. Peterson, dean of the school of arts and sciences sci-ences at the Utah State Agricultural Agricul-tural college delivered the Founders Found-ers day address. Other talks were given by Principal Prin-cipal John C. Carlisle, Fred Page, student body president, Dr. L. D. Stewart of the board of education and Mayor A. I-i. Curtis. Music was under the direction of C. O. Nelson and included selections by the mixed chorus, girls glee club and , boys glee club. Cornet solo. Gene Greenhalgh; saxophone solo, Russell Peterson; piano solo, Maurice Hall; violin solo, Theresa Kraus. The band under the direction direc-tion of. Lawrence Clayson played during the noon recess. The feature of the afternoon was the Tolhurst oratorical contest. Six students were entered in the finals. Donna Tanner, Eliza Butterfield Ruby Jewett, Russell Peterson, Iva Hallows, Maurice Hall. Eliza. But terfield with the subject "Service to. Others' won the gold medaj for the girls and Maurice Hall won the boys medal. His subject was "Too Much Education?" The judges were J. O. Arthur, Mrs. Melvln Wilson and Miss Madge Reece. The annual high school play was given in the evening. - The trouble with America isn't lack of consuming power, pow-er, but lack of BUYING power because too much of each earned dollar is taken away ag"ain, in taxes. oommmme wor Id. this ! Sommmme coffee ! Sometime-, someone may make better coffee than my wife and Schilling -but who wants to wait. Wings of the Morntng .Clll is For Percolator or coffee pot. Specially prepared for any DRIP Maker. filter papers in each tin. E-SPICBS-CXTRACTS -TEA- DAKING POWD |