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Show n 'A - PAGE TWO' RRflLYXLlJU T A Hh :E -V E N I N G ;H E B A L D, FBJTD A Y, A P R I L 10, 19 3 1, SECTION TWO s2 Scrlpnfiild Troclalm . liberty V j throughout : v the land" 1 : -' - A SCjOTPS-CANFIELD NEWSPAPER r-,' ' . " 1 ' . ' .' ... y ' '! :. X' -" """ " ' Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Rasmuon,'preeldeat; In th Herald Bulldlxxj, 60 South Firt Wet Street. Provo, Utah. .. Entered-aa seeond-claaa matter at the postoffice In Provo, Utah, under the act jo March 3, 4879. Oilman, Nicoll Ruthman, National Advertisings Representatives San Franctaoo Aoffice, 507 Montgomery street Chicago ofice, 410 North Michigan avenue New York Office, 19 West Forty-fourth Btreet; Boston office 18 Tteinonr ; street; Detroit. Michigan, office, 1120 Fianer BuiRUn. CubscrlpUon teVW-by carrier In Utah county, 50 cento the month- $2.75 f or aix mohUAdratice: -00 the yeV in advance; by tnail, in the county. 51X0; outside UUh coun - w rtnnnH t7 wiW ni 'Manaeer. J. A OWENS, Advertising Manager OWJSNS. .-v; '.- . - THETBUTH QUICK ' k ' y'l-'r Neither thU newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any .&nnnr&tawr. jilrwtr . ZfeitDsruis T JTpojiUoal party, pubUe uUlity. real etat promotion or other .privaU $1000,000 Legal Fees 1 The million-dollar fee In. a lawsuit is something that always jabs the attention of the ordinary citizen. It seems rather high. It makes one wonder just how great a man s legal attainments must be to make such a fee proper. It probably leads a number of young men to night law schools. A few days ago it was announced that fees "of at least $l,l000,600'-' for their services in 14 years of litigation &out oil patents were fceing asked by ex-Senator James A.Reed and Charles W; German of Kansas City, lawyers. --r Sontetime'before. that there was another equally 'large legal fee up for discussion in the newspapers. Farther back in.th'e' past there have been other such-fees. They are. not unheard of although pcoursete huhgrilylf or theni but never get them. y f , , vS The man in tne street,;probabiyr is-moved by .such news , items to remark, peevishly, "No lawyer on earth is worth that much money.". But the interesting point is that that complaint is unjustified; Some lawyers are worth every cent cf a million dollars for their work in certain involved cases; An1 :tht Is one of the most: illuminating bits of evidence concerning our legal system that you could ever ask for. .S. Legal procedure has grown extraordinarily complicated during the last few generations. It isn't anybody's fault, and the remedy if there is .one isn't on the horizon, just at this moment. ' That cumbersome edifice called The Law gets new accretion's from'each generation.- It is filled with mazes and hidden passageways. It has more subtleties than an oriental systemofphilosophy; , . ' ; V' a r6sulfc the ordinary man wrheiv he bumps his head into it, is J6. Whatcseem,a fairly clear problem in everyday every-day Ufe stows devious and baffhng. when it gets into court j '.and what is actually complicated td begirt with takes on the proportions of an insoluble '-puzzle; devided -by impish gods to plague helpless mortals, wHen it becomes a legal question,. : This is hot the -fault olthepre3ent-daylawyers6:The3t did not invent the system. It existed before they' tried first ' tases, and Sometimes it seem3 beyond-human influence. Moat lawyers, probably, would give a good deal to see the system - Simplified,:: Jo :Y-v .A '..::.'. - yiM ;' , ?v .' 5 Nevertheless; the system, is a dragon our, economic and BOclalv life The mere fact that our method of; settling dis-1 dis-1 putcssbetwecri man and majl has1 grbwiifso complicated that a' lawyer,cah Iiohestl earn 51,000,000 for; hisTpyln stcrTa settlement "is . ample, proof . that' we' need a rather' thorough revision of the whole procedure. " , : T ' THE OBSERVER By Jim Marshall - - ' ...... - . . -; Li. ABT SHANNON . Howdy, foUwr Bobby : JeneV ,safeJU! at the ary whll Ik working on bis koU I saaileaT for they be only jealous of movies is (30.000 arweekV - r.-;-1 my -Tin ' cisarro, . whlch cost a Gosh, every time be fooxlM -a-lj4kel & It did .'cost a ceat! 'Perhaps- the. reason 'monkeys in putt Jtmuat cost the motion plc- tarer company 9750? And if if I 9 every time he loses sv ball in the rough, ban; I goes anotherJ queer creatures on the outside of s ... . ... . ;;.",,.. ; 1 l:t: SCIENCE 5.- v4C ; 'Mother; loye - ealebrate In" sou V and Jrfctlon;. is sll atrttw, ot xaaht ; ranCEe, ac'corJlrt tcr scientists. vv The "matenuil,!4cthV-h5'l acientifl pasia bther',thnn tfrt prcc enoe- of : confmorj Jcaliwrfet ?Ut- - stance in' ths .. ihother' fnorU-' Dr, E. 'V.5.McColluroHiletnaUoiie3fy' kno-wti scientist asserted' at' a con-ventten con-ventten in BAjuptor rcfitly,, and la no rinatia'ctV a ?JV?. ;'.This vas rqvealsd tt him, he said,, during experiments conduct-cd conduct-cd 1 recently in ai .effort - to detsr- - mine the value of various roetaUic elements in food .- 7;' ' He-1 ousd : that a small quantity of J.he : metal Introduced into food o.. female .ratV?Mslo-byM notfeo abie amount of parental ai-.tentlonl ai-.tentlonl 'Removal j of , thef man ganese eliminate : tae maternal urge, he said. This, West, of ,Ours J v Op thb trtoat ioto:ious . icoutit of early vqetcrh day a. "was. peorg Oolterrni;. ' , -. . . . - - , Ct'l butno Wmo tfr the ney terrf tory fn the rhrt.r )ltW-: He lenruert 4iis wooJ5raft frow' f rlcndly; .In dians, , . :when hs. wach'jd ;ths "ge of he' jovtheyeclAhack tc the ot-nu-l ofcred his snrlces rs a scout: a9d guide ta ploneevs .isrho wors'prer parros't mafco the trlp:taftliavfti'' .The scout, bowover, was in league with the -redfklns and i.4t niRht whVn h was left on gua-rd of v the csmp, Instead f of protecting th atcick and equipment of the white men-from' th Indians, he allowed the, red men to, make off with horses and cattle. ' ' . ; After he. bad conducted the tralii across the country he returned ' to the Indian camps for his share of (he stolen stock., ' : " , ; " s r Wf Kuow one chap whose" favor- i ite expression is "Now. let'ai. get down to facts . . .' ' - he is one of-thes up-and-aU'em boys who thinks he's a very' prac-. tical person V - i "Jbey can't fool me"-- he skys --sJthn-hirrfolce XioU of the time and J3 continually pondering where-all -'his money is going' He dpes his banking at the bank with the. biggest - fnarbl? pillars and trades at a sniart shop whera they charge him double for every hlng-i-but.play to his vanity :--he rides in hire A limousines altho taxis would get him there just as quickly ' a - and we hayo mere than a suspicion sus-picion he buys eigars by their bands -as a matter ot fact he never met up with a real fact in ht? Iff--tecause .he' lives, on his emotion 9 It's a, curious fact that nobody thinks a bank' is .'solid -and pros-pcrouq pros-pcrouq uhless )t has a lot of marble iron pillars and wrAught-iron grill-work grill-work ' , . . . -the, brainiest banker in town could ppen a bank in a barn and he -Would starve to dcatl) for deposits de-posits .T -:': " ;;; ; ;.: although' common sens .-would stem to .teU people that, they'd gvt bagger divKleadsfrom such a brk -than from-Honftrthnttspent a i?ot ;f --jppBe.eii irinimings' r - If & drusf stora tried to sell face powder in bulk j.t a, 4inie a "pound" rrlt woului 't sell a pound in a year bWifV'ckh doll the stuff up in fftiy, cshsi with bluo .and vplnk labels and sell it tot several rlot-larSVa rlot-larSVa pound with. ernt ease r-"- " mosi anyixuiig- you wn Eaemion.. , nobody evtr gets down-to facts on anything . ; v Most ' people .. run on their emo-- emo-- tions-e,nd seldoc Use their heads .whl$b,' iJjftrhapjust asVeil- ccmldcrlntr everything ' , - - llf consists ..tnaiftWS-Of trini-mingsMsn trini-mingsMsn to of n small residue of fact-d, perhaps 'that's, why it U at iiCeslftio:HVtWp:: . iAKD USTfiK' .- 'A thbuaapd tbftgs re. sold styl.ay ss.ust they look .od--t vory one that's sold b0catj3 it, IS good. ; . . ....... . .... .. .... I piaSvs drive to save 1 j BABE SPECIES 1 - 'v l 'IN .1. I- i Alarmed . by the way auction and contract s brtdgei are superseding .all other - card ' games, WUbur I, HorecoUar, prominent citi- sea Is raising $1,000,000 t o presefve 1 1 vet , x sue 01a - fash-lone4 fash-lone4 p o k e r players, a n d V present them to the Rational 3foseun 'of t Set-ence,i Set-ence,i before the extinct. J Photorby William Frisby Danish chemifft has - invented a human new war gas that , win make. .the enemy . laugh t hysterically. hyster-ically. 1 ,: r . Personally, we'd just as : soon be shot- as tp giggle ourself . to death! , , . st- ss'i ' s-a: It's easy enough to be pleasant When , the battles of life you all . Win; . But the man worth while Is the man who can ,smlle When bis dentist says, "Wont you ; 5stfi lnt? A typewriter has been perfected in Gerniany that c& ntake dict-tlon, dict-tlon, atd do anything that an expert ex-pert stf nographcf can do.' Can It ehew gum? , " : ! , ' .. . j NOTORIOUS SWINDLER I ARRESTED! t' 1 . ... 1 i - . r .;. , Alonzo ("Sllnpery gam") Blimps noted , confidmos aula, wwrreHn by police today, charged w 1th shooting holes thm , abr of It-ory It-ory soap, and selling sell-ing l asimporte4 Swiss chepse. Ball wa4 t at 525,000. ' 1 . . -J.-i - v.i-hoto -by -John-. Kuhni. Famous "English preacher' says mere win be plenty of woric: to do in heayen.- - ., ,r. A . 43vxajKinff: arf too make those funny, faces is because they are laughing at the queer1 crea thelrcage. 1 - s Beef stew, made from contented steers, 25c. I, e ... . ...... ART. BHANNON. in Cajvidge Says TODAY (Continued From Page' One V; to touch your nose or mouth, ex- ' ' cept with your, elbow." Children . and adults should remember that. . i . ; . By COOUN OALVIDOE hNORTHAMPTpN, . Mass., April I lO.n-Hcnry Ford - says children ought to be paid to go to school. This is an inspiring thought, and will please many psople, cspeciaily the childreh. v Older folks who' remember their i own t school day will doubt, how-. how-. ever,-if there is chough money in the world to recompense a small boy !forrthe agony of learning the mul-tiplication mul-tiplication table. So mi suffering U 'too great to be alleviated by sordid jgold. : j " Another , objection to Mr. Ford's plan is that the youngsters, draw ing a week's pay, are a?t to squan der it in riotous living, bartering a whole penny at th corner fruit-stand fruit-stand for a lollipop or jcUybeani And if children ere paid to attend at-tend school, they wili refuse to play "hooky.'? This WUl throw hundreds of truant officers out of work, and increase tinehiployment A little learning is a dangerous thlnffr As-the twir i bfht so the tveo is inclined. Don't give up , the ship. j - , a: Q. What does a standard United states Panel filled with water, weigh? A. It holds 31 gallons, and a 'gal-ton 'gal-ton of water weighs ten pounds at 62 degrees Fahrenheit. Q. Are a:: letters cancelled with black ink in the post office or can any color ink be used? A. The postal regulations prescribe pre-scribe that only black ink can be used. Q. What is the nearest town to the site of the Boulder dam project? pro-ject? A. Las Vegas, Nev. Q. What is the postage rate on a letter to Canada? A. The ordinary first cia&s letter let-ter rate is two cents an ounce. Q. Who is United States con miftsioner of Indian affairs? A. Charles J. Rhodes. Q. Who discovered electricity? A. It is difficult to say who was the discoverer. Thaies of Miletus (W0-M6 B. C.) probably discovered that amber, aftor being rubbed, acquired ac-quired the property of attracting light bodies, but the foundation of electrical science was laid about 1600 by Dr. William Gilbert of Colchester, England. Q. How many people speak English, Eng-lish, French and Spanish? A. French is the native language cf about 45,000,000 people; Spanish of about 55,000.000 mid English of about 160,000,000. French la understood under-stood by about 75,000.000; Spanish by about an equal number and ErgliFh by about 220 000.000. Q. What is the value of oranget-produced oranget-produced annualiy .n Florida? A. About $25,800,000. Q. How deep is Great Salt lake' A. About 48 feet at its greatest depth. Q. What is the lir line distanc? between New York City and Rome Italy. A. 3,300 miles; OLD HOTEL UAZED MINERAL POINT, Wis.. April 10. tr.t- The Terrill Hotel, known as one of Gen. U. S. Grant's f.ivor-ite f.ivor-ite stopping place's and a landmark land-mark for almost 100 years has been demolished. When Grant Was n leather salesman traveling out o Galena, 111., he frequently stayc" at the Terrill. TEW YORK considers altering the building code governing construction' of elevators. Builders ; want to increase speed and operate" two cars in one shaft. It should be possible to operate several elevate ors in one shaft, to save, space 'in high buildings. Forty, years ago in the London financial district one building had an, endless chain elevator. -Too slow lor the United States. ' v . QUAKERS have amended their "rule of discipline" for the: first time in 38 years. Quaker girls ' and women may add "frills" and j . lace to the plain Quaker garb. , ' It is decided that mutton legf sleeves for girls, suits of plain, black with no collars or cuffs for men, are not necessary to good morals here orhappinese hereafter. If the Quaker girls wanted to at--tract attention, which, presumably they do not. the old fashioned plain gray dress would be the best dress Many eligible Americans are tired of "frills" cut off above the knee or below the waist in the back. I fir. I I -x-Jr-'-.i 1 COOLtDGE JUDGES -UffYfeNttOM .MANITQWOC, Wis., April g.iiv--A trout bait bo;t invented, and patented by t John V?.. Wattawa. Manitef"oc, has'sbeen sent to - former for-mer presidchtv Calviil Coolidge. -Wattawa explained to Coolidge' that bis hobby was ; fishing and asked his opinion of the invention. : ;.: ' . Vr. ' - ..;, -, :: '' ... ; ; - - ' r.:-The r.:-The most widely eaten foods in England Are beef, thicken and suet puddingy i :- r . - -y OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS A HOME ; ; CAK4.T :t:.' j I ' KSL Programs 6:3 p.hi.'tNBe Qiitlier Man; 5:5 p.m., UbC firownhllV PboUites; 6 p,m., NBC Cities .--Service concert group ; ? p,m.t N1?Cr. Interwoven Pair, Billy onf and' Ernie Hare; ,7:3Q! i pmi lt8Q.tiiikk Orchestra, 38-voide 'ohorua - h ' Armour pres en tat Ions; 8 pjn.'.bC Quaker Girl entertains the Armstrong ' Qds kers with- their vocalaiid. instrumental offerings;, S,:30 p.; : KBC RKO Theate? .of Ai; KBC Amos n' Ahd; '-9:11 rri. Keelpy ensemble, en-semble, lp tofie jpiciures 6i80 p.m.. r, Ihartet;. flyv "pm., , Morning oer at the console A10;30 p,m., NBC Eastmsii" Koilajt! program; ' Ii ; 15 p.th., UtaKIdtTlhif r t,30 p.m., organ progrffml f ro)n j Capitol ' thea-ter thea-ter Farney, at the;o6nsoleM2 mid-riigit, mid-riigit, mdtd&tw4ll4xt--fiJcnt- , W 0beeays;hr:ncleho L0nd WebeteliaQ.r.ftpos;raWi 6:15 plCiRGiv :rtaiotroh. Va- That) isn't 'heaven about! ' bFFICE PESTS Alriihioe . , She always, sneers: -"Is thasso?'' ' was. eieardne Aup f on wali I street, ost hi entre t fortuneyiEtaterday. " Ke sa strsot- sweeper and he dr9ppe4 a "picki, . and' It, rolled down'itft' open rnanhole'.l ,-5'4-"''- ?' $5 f. : - A . Wfi DIARY s rfAprii.w ,4 - Betimes - t the printcryr, where smokbig the,! rare bldo Ilayana Uncle Un-cle Abner did give me yiestereTev and It brave nd noble1 cigarro, albeit the other lads In tho of flee, low,: raffish f ellowst dd pretend to bo choking en foul fumes, and5 do stagger to the windows, hold their noses and cry, "Help! Belp!w Mat program ? p.hjt NBC; Winter Dam rosch-4d;hlaforthsVra,6d Gib-; Gib-; bona fAdventurisal in Scf enc"; d ; p.m., IHJC' ptprram of rhvthmi dance tunes Vy . the pucky Strike uance orenestrs; pm:, WBQ Amoa v'n'.Andy; $:lo pW ;Pown Sego Melody e;i:WI-one Ster I- Ranger X0.p.mballail and lar; music 10:80 ipmusical program pro-gram ; ' 11-1 KSC. frolic. fftm main cunmg room or Hotel UtXh; 1 a.m., silent. ' k- r- r - r :v EmbaissingMoments .Yott vcan avoid them. , The trick, is-in knowing wtat todb, when to do it, how to do it. Good nian-ners nian-ners and good fonn are the lubricants -that make the wneis of interconnie' and pleasurable -contact between be-tween people -go round "sml:);; Iknowte when and how , to do the proper tnijte' thing that is expected pi well bred prsdns He0yAim-6i in-Washingto in-Washingto nBurean has rea'foryou a ckae of nix MkW ormatYe:.biine. tins oVaflxiaseofiEWQTO ; . 1. Social Etiquet ' - .2. Th eEtidnet of Travel o. : pinner . jbiiguei 4i;The Etiqnet of Dress for all 6ccai6na ' ' ?i 6'. oodnianners. for Chltirinr k 5 . . "A . . sekitbieitte'lt. tiff out the donttone&w.ini mall -i '-ri: V .vrv.f' v rilip coupon HferiE .A. X L. A IT -V . .i? !.--' . ..." . jeparinieniA-r jwaaningjon uurcia, . Provo Evening Herald, ' e-t. . 1322 KeSr York Avenue," Washington, I. C. - " -.'... .' I want the packet of six bulletins cn ETIQUET, and y enclose herewith itO cents la coin, or loose, uncancelled, U. S. postage stamps to cover return postage and handling costs: , v .- - et. ; : . - ? 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