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Show " " - . - ' ' " , S- r' V,, - -,, .- . . ' : ' . ....... PAGE TWO PO'VOr. CUTHy EVENING -HERALD. TUESDAY, APIU 7, 1931. BY WILLIAMS TODAY I OUT OUR WAY The. Her aH AT ScripprCif?y JTroclalm liberty throcchout tho land" Bubscriptlori terms bv carrier in VKthx county, 50: cents the month; $2.75 for six month, In advance; $3 00 the year "in advance; by inaU, In the county, $4.50; outside Utah county, $3.00. Mr GOODEIX, Editor and Manager. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager :.-x- TimTBitJTii--QuiCK . Neither thja newspap-r, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly i.,,fi with anv nolitlcal nartv 'tubll c utility, real estatd promoOon or other private business except the publication or newepap era aevoiea , suifciy . , ..... . - Dr. John W. Aird In .the departure of Dr. John W. Aird, well known physician, and surgeon, who leaves soon to make his home m' California, Provo loses a beloved citizen; a man qf rare genius in the medical, profession and particularly in the field of surgery, " Born of humble parentage and reared in the rugged hills of Wasatch county, Dr. Aird possesses many of those , inherent qualities that such environs are known to fashion in the lives ot men. For nearly forty years these qualities f have held steadfast under many a trying circumstance. Dur-? Dur-? ing this timje thousands have benefitted by his -skill, his broad experience and profound sympathy for those in need of his services. -"' Dr. Aird's early education was gained in the public schodls of this state and the UniversitjzUtah. In 1893 " he graduated with honors from the University-of California. ' Fo?a brief time he lived in Pleasant Grove and then re-: re-: turned to Heber City, where he practiced seven years. He ' then moved to Prbvo. In 1903 he formed a partnership With the Jate Dr. George E. Robison and Dr. Fred W. Taylor, Tay-lor, and opened the Provo General hospital. In 1914 Drs. i David Westwood and H. G. Merrill entered the firm, and 'v the five mien conducted the institution until 1923, when Dr. - Aird took it over and has since operated it in the name of the Aird hospital No man in Utah is held in higher esteem by the medical profession than is Dr. Aird.. "He is, a born surgeon," one of his fellow-practitioners recently said of hjm. jHe holds "memjbership in the American College of Surgeons, in the Utah state and Utah county , medical societies and is. a .member of the consulting start of the Utah State hospital: - His advice" is ever sought by the younger men of the pro fession, and many, older practitioners who work with him marvel ,at his" skill. - . , Dr.vAird leaves Provo to become associated with Dr. - C. Max Anderson in the Hermosa-Redondo hospital at Her-: Her-: mosa Beach, California. He will take with him his son Jphn L who will work with his father. , Not only will Provo miss the doctor and his son, but his wife also will be missed. During her life in Provo Mrs. 'Aird has been a constant civic worker. Her interest has been with almost every civic welfare movement. N At the ... present time she is a member of the board of regents of the University of Utah and presidert of the Utah county ' chapter to the American Red CrossrDuring the war Mrs. Aird was an ever-willing worker, and was a member of the ' Salt Lake Neighborhood House and Kindergarten association, i where she lived at that time.: ; :. - - -:6 In Prbvo .she was affiliated with the Nineteenth Century , club having served as'its presidentfn several casIoiysTfShe v wa4 - also president of the W omjen's Prohibition club, and a ' devoted champion of law enforcement, v - v , V On April 1, Dr. J. W.; and to son Johri'L; were the 7' guests Qix honor at a farewell givert undeJb auspices of the Utah- County -Medical society, while MfpAiti was honbreq the same; evening by the women of Provo. ' - ""-j. Glowing tributes were paid the honored guests by prom irtcnt .men and jvomen, all of whom expresied their regrets in the loss this city and the state will sustain in, their, departure." de-parture." In these sentiments the Herald joins those already expressed, and believes in so doing it voices the feelings of the,entire;community, which looks with foreboding at what nyght happen if Provo should be. left without a hospital, nd the services of a man of Embarrassing Moments : You can avoid them. The trick is in knowing what tOido, .when to do it, how to do it. Ctood manners man-ners and good form are the lubricants that make the Wheels of intrconrse and pleasurable contact between be-tween people go roimd smoothly. Knowin&r when and hpw;to do the "proper espeuwjaw weu.orea persons everywhere ris or incalculable' in-calculable' advantage in the course I of life. Our Washingto nBureau has ready' for you a package of six of its anthoritativerintcresting, informative bulle ins on all phases pf ETIQTJET. The titles are: ' r 1. : Social Etiquet 2. 7 Th eEtiquet ' 3. Dinner Etiquet , 4. The Etiquet of Dres3 f or all Occasions , 5.- Etiqnet for -Weddings 6f Pood manners for..Chiidren . A packet containing sen on request. ;f Fiji put CLIP COUPON HERE Department A-4, Washington Provo Evening Herald, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D C. t .- c.'rt I want the packet of she bulletins on ETIQUET, and ' ie enclose herewith 20 cents In coin, or loose, uncancelled. Ui':i S. postage stamps to cover NAME ,. . . , , , . " - STRSET'AND NO. - - ciTjfrrrr , . . . . v " " . -. . t t ? . . . - . " t m lifliiv reader of the ' ' ' V A ; CUP COUPON HEIIE A SOEIPPS-OANliBLD WEWSPAH Every Afternoon; exceirt Saturday, Published by the Herald Corporation, N, Qunnar Ragmuion, proaldent, la the Herald Building, 50 South First West Street. Provo.Utah. 'Entered as eecond-class matter at the postoffice In Provo, Utahytinder the act of March 3, 1879. Oilman, Nlcoll & Ruthman",! National Advertising RepregenteUWsSan Francisco office, 507 Montgomery atreet; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; , Nev York-ofnce. 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Trenaont street; Detroit, Michigan, office, 1120 Fisher Building. - ' .. . Dr. Aird's ability. thing" the thing fhat is ' ; of Travel ' i'. these six bulletins will be 1 the coupon bejow. and xaail Bureau, i y return postage and handling ' ' ' .. - , - Si i . " . ; v. ' 1 ' ' v-' f ; state. r; : . . f ' f 1' ; , f . T- .7. - ; ' " Provo Evenlnir Herald.' and Sunday Morning w uhum5ms ."""" .11.1-1 J .'.V1I Howdy, folks! Vienna, scientist scien-tist ha .discovered a food paste ; that can be rubbed into the skin, doing away with the : necessity of swallowing food. But we're doggone if we'd enjoy a piece of lemon pie If It had to be massaged Into. our. backbone! In 1980 A. D.: Hey .waiter, would you mind rubbing this pickled pigsfeet into my hair? I'm in a heck of a hurry!" x -I DEPRESSION NOTE This is Amos W. Axhandle, Well- known rancher, who can hardly wait until the present pres-ent business slump is ended. "I have eaten so many jarkrabblta during the past year,' ' says Sir. Axhandle, tyasX I hide under '"the porch every time I hear a dog bark!" . . Photo by Julius Mock. In the' files cf the department of justice at Washington there are mote than 3,000,000 seta of fingerprints. finger-prints. This is almost as many as there are in a small boy's arithmetic arith-metic book. " . i " ' FAMOUS DUMBBELLS To lizxie Xmd " "Give thej booby prize, Sho thinks -South Bend Is an exercise! - A Denver musician can play the saxophone with his toes, which is a great advantage, as it leaves the hands free for self-defense. - .-.'".. ' ... , '' HA1X OF FAME y ... -" - -'in ' -" j - - Ntche No. 93 lhur own Hall of . 1 ; " Fame : has . ' just LT been awarded to HaroW Artichoke, Arti-choke, physical culture enthus-last. enthus-last. Mr. Arti- choke tne only . man in America- who Bays - he takes an ice-cold shower every morning of the year and really does. ' Photo by Loran Boundy. . v - v-.-. t y : The old-fashioned bride who used to . threaten to go straight home to mother; now" has a - daughter who threatens to go straight down to see her lawyer. r ' FATE.. - i"''- nectixnbed. the tallest mountains, (Tne publlo cheered each feat), Then lost his life while climbing y. Into a rumble seat! Lil Gee Gee attended a party last night, but she .said it was "N. G."- "No good?" we queried.' "No gin," she retorted. - ' sfs - , :. . , . . YE DIARY I (April 6) BeAlmea home, where Bable Cation Ca-tion doth run to . meet: me, crying, "Oh, , daddie, look; what . I have drawn!" arid doth shew me a sketch af a little girl, .mighty lopsided lop-sided and cross-eyed.. And I do Inspect It gravely and say: "Oh I know what "it la,"- If baby ele phant ! And the chllde doth shrelkt o;:U,iiot,daddle. Mfa ia little -glrir -3 And -I w answer: "No, I was mlslakeai.. It's a pie tare of a I mountain goatl And the little Jacknapee doth yeU: No- nononol - It' a - MtUer eirir and beat1 me' wlthi her fat little fists, until I do admit she be right, for Lordl I-1 afraid of the 'email v-bren.' esnecl&lly when she . doth dance up and down with ragel jk . ":y - x - - w And: a contributor postcards that a 'many i who boasts' only of his ancestors confesses that .he .be longs to a, family .that .Is .better dead, than alive. .t ' . Cheer" up!V Twenty yeara from now " these Will be TThe good old days,"- 1 - r - ' . Spring has sprang. -ART SItAimON, , ' liany - people showed rcsentmeht fiX the, Benedict Arnold trial ornt the " radio. ' They felt, : peruana. that there was ho good trtakm f or fit f V Q. Which presidents of the United States were Masons? A. Washington, Jackson, Polk, Buchanan, Johnson, Garfield, Mc- Klnley, Roosevelt, Taft and Hard ing. Fillmore was a Mason .at one tune, hut recanted. When - did congress declare I war against Germany? - S Jk. Anrll A 1017. Q. " What Is the area of the United States,, including territories and dependencies? A. 3,738,393 square miles. Q. What is the weight of a gold twenty-dollar piece, and how much of it is pure gold? A. It weighs 516 grains, of which nine-tenths is pure gold,. Q. What was the attendance at the Memorial . Day auto race in Indianapolis, i May 30, 1930? A. It was 170,000. . . ' Q. If a naturalised American citizen lives abroad for three years or more consecutively does he au-' tomatically lose his citizenship; and that of his wife and children? A. If he removed his family to his native land, and lived there two years or more, or if he lived in any other ' foreign country for five years, he and hi minor children wlir lose their American citizenship, citizen-ship, unless they are registered at the nearest American consulate and declare their intention to return to the United States. : ; Q. Who is chairman of ' the U S. senate committee on foreign re latlons? A. William E. Borah. . Q. . Who wrote the song "Drink to . Me Only With Thine Eyes?" A. Ben Johnson In The Forest. The correct title la "To Celia." Coolin Calvidge Says By COOLIN CALVIDGE .NORTHAMPTON, April 7. John D. Rockefeller Jr. and other philanthropists are planning to esUblisha $100,000,000 "adles broadcasting chain. . - - This may be a good thing. Again it may noL s Why abolish the advertisement' of the Little Giant toothpick, and-' substitute r'Jf. solo by a coloratura soprano? Or a performance on the musical saw? Radio advertisements- annoy the : listener-in. But so do announcers with ' fake oxford - accents. And lady., elocutionists who read "inspirational "in-spirational poetry. . Life Is full of trials and suffering. suffer-ing. Wc must - be patient. Cultivate Culti-vate will-power, and wait calmly for. the long dash that . represents Ttl'clocJvierytWnhjt: hlhi who waits- - Even a Hime-Big-hal. Or a tenor solo. : : j Into each life some rain must fall. Not to mention static The early bird catches the worm.But he can't tune in on any snappy jazz programSfc..-- Life is like thai. A better name for. the back seat of a. roadster, it ycu've v;r driven in one in cold weather, is the grumble seat. Similie; As happy to get back to "New York as Mayor Jame$ , J. Walker. Income Tax High? Just Look What Others Are Paying tiisusnMi' ' "" "' "' ' '' " " ' j U. S. A. -riONALIUlPTION, $1500 married man. KOIUULTAX lk first. IIOOOJ , Ct en balance. ST7HIAXIXI Tint 14000 wet $10,000, 1 kad bo. on up. to 20 on la- k a a a a. . comes oyer I i)0,0 00s BySEASorvlc ? r 1 . "'m v Americans who - make : out ' their income tax' returns to an accompaniment accom-paniment of groane arid walls about the high cost of government literally liter-ally "ain't seen nothln yet" A Just, consider .the tax burdens of . the English or the Germans." ;An Englishman doesn't have to, have much of an Income to be paying 22U per cent of It in ' income tax. J tzi Uz tzl uiSly nvw;3 to CO "v - "n. -mVvacio he's i For oooes, ) UV TrAAT-l" SOClAV- STAMDm' 1 HOPE TKE.R'6 vw0fJlyr Kl'cR "''XI'OPE.MDS Ok' KIO FOR! i ? ' THE OBSERVER 1 . Sometimes we wonder if the politicians pol-iticians who fiddle with immigration immigra-tion laws have ever taken the trouble to study population-growth scientifically we doubt it because if they had -they would know that no laws on earth can change the rate of growth of a, population the growth follows a definite Curve in every coutry regardless of immigration or. emigration it's the same in America as in Central Asia and nothing can alter it (C t -r A colony of yeast cells will grow at exactly the same speed as a nest of flies or a nation of people peo-ple , no matter. what happens thjs hasl.e Jproyen scientif-ically scientif-ically time and again yet the politicians poli-ticians keep trying to regulate our American population by shutting of immigration just, as .they once tried to do the .' .opposite by fostering , the importation im-portation of European labor -... It' has been proven again and again that 'a 'population will never exceed its food supply yet people go on. worrying about the ultimate starvation -of humanity e'ery population, whether it consists of germs or yeast cells or insects or-human beings grows up to its food supply and then levels off If the food supply becomes greaterthe population automatically automat-ically bulges and vice versa In face of these facts what difference dif-ference does it make what" laws we pass to regulate population you might as well pass laws to regulate sunrise and sunset you CAN by laws regulate to Borne extent the SORT of peo BRIT. PEItaOXAL EXE3ITTION $ 800 single man, $1375 married math $150J300r additional for each" child. One-Ixth f Income tax free ' If that is not over $1500. ' NOlUIAIi TAX 1 0 ; . on" first $ 1250. . 22V on next and so on up Into surtax class First 2500 over ' $10,000, 87'. v Jtfext $2500. 29: Next" $5000, 32 ," and: so on uptoB0, per cent among the wealthier. To put it, concretely, a married roan with an Income of $6690 would' pay to the BrlUsh' government $845, which is at least 15, times as much i he wouM tay ; in the; United States."" '.' "-y ; t " tin Germany,, even comparatively low-salaried folk pay from 10 to ,20 per cent tax,: and the wealthy pay 40 per cent on practically all their incorae. toe sajarieu, worw AIN By-JIM By-JIM MABSHAIX ple you have in a nation but -you can no more regulate their num bersthan you can pound sense into a senator's head U jf. As a matter of fact European stock is growing faster in America Amer-ica than the old American stock and apparently nothing can stop that either it's an old biological custom that has been conserved for a few million years and we doubt the ability of an American congressman congress-man to do much about it AND. LISTEN: If lawmakers would take a few courses in ele- mentary science maybe they J wouldn't cause such gales of laugh- ; ter in scientific circles. i - This West of Ours . "Dude" ranchers' in the west have balked at a proposal to change their name to "guest" ranchers; ,, One of the reasons for their re- . fusal is that they consider the i "dude" ranches one of the remaining remain-ing remnants of the. old west. On most" of the ranches cowboys still dress in "10-gallon" hats, chaps and boots. The ranchers have determined to keep the west western as long as they can. They believe that by doing this they can make eastern folks some of the romance and glamor that characterized the old west. Wilkin3 brings a aurscr rhyme up - to - date?: Rub-udubdub, my hearties in a sub. A fortune awaits th first Alaskan, Alas-kan, points out the office sage, who makes the fir3t bluODer tire. : , , , : GERMANY PERSONAL EXE3EPTION $250 single man., $280 married man. $l20-$960 1n addition for each child depending on number. NORMAL TAX ,10 on first $2000. -12 on next $1000. . 15 on next, and so om up 'to 40 on all. over 116.000. SURTAXES A v.. None as such, though regulaO ' ; rates amount to the same thing. Also a 10 to 40 tax on dividends, divi-dends, exempt In V. 3. A. his income tax deducted and forwarded for-warded to the government by his employer, and dividends are taxed at anywhere from 10 to .40 per cent at 'the source. There is also a heavy capital tax on landis, houses fend Intangible capital. The accompanying chart gives a .rough comparison of Income taxes In the three countries as nearly as they may be -shown: allowing for differences , la currencies v and tax ystems, ...- 1 1931 BY NEA StPVICC. IVC II- TRAFFIC LAW OFFENDERS Elmer Butler and Bert Gardner, both of Provo, deposited $5 each with the city court following violation viola-tion of the traffic ordinance by running through a red light at intersection in-tersection of Third West and Center. Cen-ter. The violation was observed by ! Traffic Officer Lisle Davis Ray Garrett of Provo was taken into custody eaHy Saturday morning morn-ing by Police Officer Oscar Peterson Peter-son on a charge of speeding. He deposited $15 pending his appearance appear-ance in the city court Monday morning. The outer skin of almost germ proof. your body is Xou Wi-thieving Raff" I 1KB fiery torch from Cupid's bow that's how Orphs shot into my hungry, adolescent heart the very first night we met t We were married insanely hppy at first. My first job bank messenger mes-senger fifteen dollars. Orpha flared up I looked- for more money in a factory struggling to meet her debts. Then I hurt my hand infection laid off. Orpha had to work she sulked grew nasty stayed out nights. Jealousy surged in my heart. What a ghastly mistake all this. That fateful night Orpha gone- Li flPW mm ... recommends ASPIR-MINT "H was suffering from a bad Cold.... Dr. Miles' Aspir-Minfc relieved Me. These two sentences are from a letter sent to us by Gypsy Simon Smith. Mr. Smith spends his public life in the germ-laden atmosphere of crowds in hall, church or tabernacle. taber-nacle. He goes from an overheated over-heated meeting place into the frigid jouter air spirtually uplifted, .but physically exhausted. His profession demands that he do the vefy things that he should not. do if he wants to avoid catching catch-ing Cold. He is in position to speak with authority on the subject. If you have a Cold, or if you suffer from Headache, Neuralgia, Neuritis. Rheumatism. Sciatica. Lumbago, Toothache, Backache, Muscular Pains, Periodic Pains, Dr.' Miles Aspir-Mint will bring you relief. ... x At your drug Store 15c and 25c, . x . DR. MILES t (Continued From Page One) to invest your savings is the United States of America. "TAB that comes from the ground V in Texas Amarillo fielS, travels C0 miles to Chicago to supply -power pas for factories and heat -for cooking- stoves. That one pipe line will cost $50,000,000 and be ' cheap at the price. Other gas lines go from Texasy west and south, to the great copper plants in Arizona and across thte border to the Cananea copper mirfe. This means the.use of gas instead of oil, but the developing of the Diesel Engine will more than make up for that. A SENATOR advocates the five diy working week everywhere. Henry Ford is said to favor a year of 40 working weeks. While machinery diminishes the number of employes needed more .piuy than ujp- tiujuan -.nice can consume tr.c products of the machine, ma-chine, something must be done'r The common sense solution would be to let machines work 24 hours a day and give human beings the leisure that they have never known, except the few, cf whom a majorit have not known how to use it. The gentleman who, plays:golf regularly, goes to Europe each year, has houses in three or four places, tells you '"it would r ruin the laboring labor-ing man if he worked only five days a week and had two months vacation in the year." That may not be true. TO RELIEVE Btart thorough bowel action and rid jrour srrtem of poiaonoua waste as toon as y rotiee the first 8in of a coll. Just,taka NATURE'S REMEDY N? Tablets and fce sure of prompt. s)- and pleasant re- , aolta. It is mere thorodarh in aetionanii Jar better than ordinary laxatives. Try Je. The AH -Vegetable Laxative Make the test tonight - a..:.V rltet hut where? Separation divorce-murder divorce-murder FREEDOM toyed in my soul. At dawn home she came ' -with another man. I snarled leaped at his throat Orphajtbrew herself at me 1 swung around and..; Into what terrible tangle did the mad infatuation of youth knot the lives of this headstrong boy and ficWife girl? Did it end in divorce only to release Orpha from the sacred duty she shirked betrayed? Or did that heart-crushed lad end it al. in bloody murder a road that dips into the valley of hell and ends vat the hangman's noose? You must read AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS LOVE the true-life story of e love-crazed love-crazed youth who rode through the bitter depths of despair on the wings of his butterfly wife. Read AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS LOVE and nearly a score of other astounding real-life stories and speoial features all in May TRUE STORY. Get your copy read it today! '41$" en as ? DR. MINES' for Colds, Head- ache, Neuralgia, Neuritis,- R he umat ism, Sciatica, Lumbago,' Toothache, Backache, Muscular Pains, Periodic Peri-odic Potrts; f |