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Show Or""" ' r - University rl (J of Utah 7J Parking I Permit CD CT"3 V. Expires A) f ir I9-30-73 co w r MMMMMMMMMI,MMIIM,iMIM,Mi,w,MMMMMM,MMfcM , II I I "MM'M'lIMMil lull A University "A" parking sticker will be one of the many things auctioned Friday at 12:30 p.m. in the Marriott Library Plaza. The money raised from the auction will goto Outreach. Frustrations can end at Outreach Auction by JOHNSORGATZ Chronicle Staff Tired of getting to your 7:45 class at 8:15 because you can't find parking in the "B" lot? Is taking Duane Moss on a date a secret desire of yours? Have you hallucinated Harris Vincent standing on top of your television set as a statuette? You can end your frustrations. fulfill your dreams and have your hallucinations become reality at the Outreach Auction this Friday at 12:30 in the Library Plaza. Among other things up for auction will be an "A" sticker, a Duane Moss chauffeured date, and one Harris Vincent. If these aren't exactly what you crave, perhaps President Emery's toothbrush could add dignity and distinction to your bathroom. It could be yours, just name your price. Fine cuisine is available also, one double pizza at Shakes, lunch for two at Ballif Hall, or dinner at Chuck-a-Rama, or Royces. Need help with that term paper? One English professor to correct a term paper will be up for sale, along with having the term paper typed. Two tires and 20 gallons of gas will be auctioned off, but if you don't want to go somewhere in person, buy a 20 minute long distance telephone call. These and many other useful items will go on the auction block at 12:30 Friday but be there early, the 1,500 lbs. of the Rostrum Rock will be the first to go. |