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Show Criminal, Derelicts Invade Huddle Editor: The University of Utah provides many services for our community, but one of their truly unique functions func-tions is that of host for the "hippie" element of our local population. For those of you who don't know, the Union building on campus houses a cafeteria called the "Huddle" "Hud-dle" which was originally provided for use by university students. But, by and by, the word got out that the Huddle could be any man's hangout and now many of the habitues of this establishment fairly fair-ly resemble creatures from a circus side-show. (Instead of going to the zoo next week-end, take the family to see the Huddle; witness your tax dollars at work!) The Happy Haven The reasons behind this hippie "take-over" of the Huddle are rather obvious and should prove inviting to other minority groups who need a place to loiter; winos, crooks, vagrants, pimps, prostitutes prosti-tutes and the "in" high school students stu-dents who wish to get the right start in life. To begin with, the Huddle is a safe place to do your "thing" whether it be smoking pot, planning your next hold-up, licking stamps, soliciting, card playing, or entertaining your neighbor neigh-bor by shouting vulgarities or pounding on a congo drum. Why safe? Because no one will bother you! For those who fear police reprisal, remember that the S.L.C. Police Dept. cannot come on campus cam-pus unless invited by the University, Univers-ity, and the overwhelming odds are that the University administrators won't do that for fear of adverse publicity. Anything short of murder mur-der in the first degree will rarely receive public notice bad on the image you know! Also, the University Uni-versity is noted for its liberal attitudes. atti-tudes. You've heard of intellectual and academic freedom haven't you? This means that in the name of academic freedom one can do pretty much what he pleases at a university! It doesn't seem to matter mat-ter who comes on the university property or for what purpose as long as the fact doesn't get mouthed around too much. In other words the "U" welcomes all those who need a place to hangout and have been rejected elsewhere. And re-. re-. member, the University Police are no threat to your security either as they are only as aggressive and diliquent as the university hierarchy hier-archy permits. You're Safe Here The university won't risk a demonstration, dem-onstration, adverse publicity, or their liberal image over the huddle. hud-dle. No sir! If they instituted a few rules at the "U" so-neone would complain that the "'," as too much like BYU. Can't iw I ke BYU . . . Have you ever seeu a policeman police-man in the Huddle ar for that fact any restrictive- lores? Even a no-no- sign? Of course not! ! The Huddle is "a SANCTUARY for the criminal, derelict ar.d vwn-eojifcvm-ist. Do you wear dirty clones and let year hair grow ion?? Do j-vu use narcotics or tnx-a a "joint" to get you through flic: day? Are you the kind of girl who can't get a date anywhere else? Do you like to look ugiy and r.rrlor spending your(?) coins on "grass" instead of deodorant? Do yen want to show society how much you reject their standards, their more-, tlieir laws, their God, and especially Vi-ic ignorance? ig-norance? If so, by ail means make the University of Utah's Jluddk-your Jluddk-your SANCTUARY too! Name Withheld |