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Show Prior Right The guest was horrified to find bis room equipped with an old-fashioned roller towel. ; "Look here, don't you know thai roller towels have been prohibited in this stale for three years?" he asked the owner. "Sure, but that there towel was up before the law was passed." ' There It Is Mess Attendant Sir, if you know where a thing is, is it lost? Lieutenant Certainly not. Mess Attendant Ah sure am glad of that, 'cause I just dropped your sword over the side. The Truth Wife What would you be now, if it weren't for my money? Hubbie A bachelor. With Trimmings Sales Manager What's this big item on your expense account? Salesman That's my hotel bill. Sales Manager Well, please don't buy any more hotels. , A good story teller is a person who has a good memory and hopes the other people haven't. ' Oh, There She I have a soft spot in my heart for you. He Will you marry me? She I said my heart, not my head! |