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Show lfeiqlibor BOYD PIERCE OF BURLESON, TEXAS Years ago, a skirt that was "halfway to the knees" meant from the ankles. In women's hosiery, what's sheer today is gone tomorrow. A good time to retire is before be-fore it's too late to have a gooa time. Blessed are the meek because what would bossy people do without us. Don't make a mistake and count your checks before they're cashed. Money travels so fast these days, the germs on it get seasick. sea-sick. What some people don't know about driving a car would fill a hospital. Junk is something you keep for many years and then throw away two days before you need it. On one Sunday morning, the minister delivered a sermon that lasted only about ten minutes. This was most unusual for him to finish so quickly. Upon the conclusion of his message, he told the congregation: congrega-tion: "I regret to inform you, that my dog, who appears to be overly fond of paper, ate that portion of my sermon that I failed to deliver." After the service, the preacher preach-er was met at the door by a man who was a member of another an-other church but happened to be visiting that morning. Shaking Shak-ing the hand of the minister he said : "Preacher, I would like to know whether that dog of yours has any pups? If it has, I want to get one to give to my min- ister." |