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Show He's not sure how It's all related, he's sure of it Unsigned letters continue to come into the Record office, and continue to find their way quickly into the wastebasket. A Girl Scout leader was recently convicted of stealing $720 in cookie sale By Bruce Lee Somehow, I really don't know how, it's all related. The Democrats say it is caused by the Republicans, the cause, of course, of everything bad in the world. The Republicans, of course, say it is caused by the Democrats, the source of everything evil. Somehow, I'm not sure it's politically connected at all, but, somehow, it is all related. I am sure of that. Now follow closely: In San Francisco there is an art exhibit that consists of a comfortable chair placed in a homey atmosphere and exactly in line with a loaded gun barrel. The gun is connected to an elaborate timing device, guaranteeing that the gun will go off sometime during the next 100 years. People are invited to simply look at the exhibit, or, if they sign a release form, to walk in front of the loaded gun. Or for the "brave," to even sit in the chair for as long as they want. The "artist" calls it "art." The latest movie being advertised in the papers is "The Last American Virgin." Its slogan is "see it, or be it." A Salt Lake City bookstore employee em-ployee is standing trail for shooting and wounding a robber who fled from the store with the store's money. The employee could do up to five years in the Utah State Prison. As far as I know, there has never been a law against it. -The movie, "Friday 13, Part 3," made $9.4 million opening weekend. My neighbor has a cat which is continually on the roof of his neighbor's house. No one is quite sure how she gets there. A ten-year-old boy burned down his apartment, causing $85,000 in damage. In court, he showed no remorse for his actions. He said he was mad at his mother for spanking him. The National Football League players are threatening to strike because they don't make enough money. A Salt Lake City attorney has suddenly become concerned with the welfare of the Iron County Jail inmates , and has asked for an investigation by the United States Attorney General. No one in this end of the state is quite sure who he is representing or who he is being paid by. A man who has spent 16 years in Walpole Prison was released recently. The judge dismissed his case, saying he was innocent. Again, I'm not quite sure how it is all related. But I am definitely sure that it is. money. She was blond and good looking, according to the newspaper account. Lana Turner is writing a book about her life and loves. Supposedly she will tell all. It will probably be the next best seller nation-wide. In the Mormon "book" market, "The Reunion," a sequel to "Charlie" and "Sam," is a best seller. At the moment I am writing this, the roof in the Southern Utah State College library is leaking, on the book stacks. Throughout history, from the days of the Bible in Europe to the days of "Americana" in Ogden, there have always been book burners. |