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Show i If What You Eat Doesn't Kill You... the pipes is just filled with lead and copper and bits of all sorts of bad things to ruin your body. Then my conscience con-science gnawed at me as I cooked bacon, prov en to cause cancer, and eggs that causes cancer and hyperactive kids. The cookies are out too, they cause fat. Hold your nose and mouth while you use your hair dryer, pieces of the asbestos PA ROW AN - This was not a good day for me, the electric blanket was turned up to high all night and I dreamed I was lost in the Utah Nevada Desert. There was not a drop of water anywhere. Just rows and rows of big trenches with big silver things inside and signs on top saying "MX marks the spot, Bomb here, Cancer causing fallout will drift over sparsely populated southern Utah." I was so thirsty when I woke up I put my mouth under the tap and drank for about 10 minutes, then I remembered you should never drink the tap water in the morning without first running it for at least 30 seconds. I heard that on TV a few days ago. It seems the first water to come through GO f will clog all your veins with colesterol, and hot chocolate with trac es of caffeine that will damage kidneys, and maybe stunt growth a bit. All this for my sons breakfast. break-fast. This was topped off with a toothbrushing with flouride paste also a possible carcinoma. It used to be so much easier to feed your family right, now I'm lost in a quagmire of government studies that leave us with nothing thats safe to eat or drink. Soft drinks give us a choice, sugar, a health food no no, or artificial sweetner, 60 percent more chance of liver cancer. The Red Dye on valentine cookies - out - lining can lodge in your throat and lungs and "zap" more cancer. Of course, if you've been dying the hair you are drying your a goner anyway because the dye also causes cancer. Makes you feel like curling up in front of the TV with a vegetarian TV dinner to escape the cruel world. Sorry the color TV and the microwave you cook dinner in are also putting out subtle little rays according to some learned men and they will also get you in the long run. Maybe since we can't escape all these dangers we just as well live it up, please pass those cookies over here again. by Mary Gae Evans |