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Show i j Let me chock my calendar. Yep. Its still February all right. After watching scores of youngsters zip by on bikes in their shorts, I thought I'd tetter check to be certain, early Spring can be' felt easily. All one has to do is" j step outside the door and it will capture you before i you are two steps down the walk. I'm sure Winter Isn't finished fin-ished with us yet, but Spring : has given us a brief intermission, inter-mission, and promise of better bet-ter things to come. Art Linkletter madeafor-tune madeafor-tune on his idea that 'Kids Say the Darndest Things'. And it's still true. TheMur-ray TheMur-ray Eagle recently published j a series' of absurd answers given on science tests by students. They are funny, we agree, and hopefully they 1 finally did find out the correct cor-rect answer to the quiz. For starters - Algebraic symbols are used when you don't know what you are talking about. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity elec-tricity by rubbing cats backward. back-ward. The theory of evolution evo-lution was greatly objected to because it made men think. There are three kinds of blood vessels - arteries, veins and caterpillars. The process ofturningsteam into water again Is called conversation. conver-sation. The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours. This process really might work: To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them. A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending. The moon is a planet just like the earth only deader. The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. in-sects. By self-pollination, a farmer may get a block of longhaired sheep. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines on them and makes them perspire. A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called call-ed an obscene triangle. Blood flows down one leg and up the other. A person per-son should take a bath once in the summertime and not quite so often in the winter. It is a well known fact that a deceased body warps the mind. In case of fainting, rubb the person's chest or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand. To test for fractures: To see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth. And to remove dust from the eye, pull the eye over the nose. Now, that didn't hurt too much did it? A little laughter laugh-ter can be just the thing to brighten a day and help lighten a load. There are times in this ridiculous world that the only device for preserving one's sanity is laughter. |