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Show 9 jbuttHO, Bid 9 Jleand Elwood says to start off each day with a smile. That way you save all your old grouchbiess for the office, the ride home, the dinner table and the P.-T. A. meeting. Sports fans who watched the East-West Shrine game Sunday were amazed that not one commercial com-mercial was permitted to lap over into football play after time-outs. Wonder if that was a stipulation of the Shriners who sponsored the game? Quite different from the Friday Fri-day evening deal when a Salt Lake station broke into the seventh round, right after the sixth ended with one boxer on the canvas, to tell us there was an important news bulletin coming up, changed to another screen-blocking slide about, the bulletin, and after the world-startling world-startling annuoncement (the UN was meeting to consider the Cyprus affair) took more time admonishing viewers to get the full story at 10. The announcement was. so important that they held it up ONLY long enough for the commercial that took all the time between rounds. Ever hear of a commercial being interrupted in-terrupted for an "important" news bulletin? Wonder how newspaper readers read-ers would react to a newspaper Continued on Back Page HERE'S MORE ABOUT IDUNNO Continued from Page One a la television?? We're giving our readers a sample in other columns on this page. FOR THE BEST in tune-ups take your car to Atkin Auto Service . . . and if Chuck is not there, phone 9998 and tell him three cups of coffee is enough for one coffee break Now, back to our column: It's not the minutes you take at the table that makes you fat . . . it's the seconds. The insurance company must be wondering about the Williams Wil-liams Women. Couple weeks ago Sallie parked on a Salt Lake street and a lady driver rounded a corner, skidded into the rear of Sallie's car and boosted it into another parked car. Sunday evening Pat was parked in front of Howard Pryor's at Minersville and another an-other lady driver (you're right) struck the back of the car and pushed it into a car parked in front of her. Maybe the Williams Women should park off the streets while visiting friends. We will continue after this identification (and four commercials): com-mercials): You are reading The Beaver County News, the Only Newspaper in the World that Cares a Damn About Milford. Published each Thursday at Milford, Utah (sometimes it's on Friday). Brought to you " thru the United States Mail and delivered by Your Friendly, Courteous Mailman. Member, National Editorial Association, Utah Press Association, American Amer-ican Legion Press Association, and the Milford Gossip Club. Read The News each week for. all the dirt we dare to print. Out Garrison way Sunday, hunting ducks on the Dearden place, we stopped to see Cecil Rowley, Garrison merchant and state highway maintenance skipper. He reminded us of helping get our car to town after a roll-over several years ago; then, later, sent a workman work-man to burn weeds along the right of way. "The tumbleweeds were pretty pret-ty thick where you rolled," he said, "and when they started burning, a shotgun shell erupted. erupt-ed. Every time that man turned around to rake up more ' tumbleweeds another shell exploded, ex-ploded, and that poor guy was a nervous wreck before he got all those weeds burned. As we remember, we were after geese that day, and the shells going off around, behind and under that man were No. 2 magnums. SALLIE SEZ: ' Yesteryear, when a man saved money he was a mizer. Today he's a wonder. |