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Show CMjJL Shadow. By STEVE WILLIAMS All temperatures courtesy MilXor.i U S Wcathsr Bureau Siaiion Noticed a headline in Chas Clay-baugh's Clay-baugh's newspaper up at Brigham City, last week: "Baby . . . It's Cold Outside." Charley goes on to tell about how the night before it got down to 1 below zero. Sure feel sorry for Charley . . . way up in Northern Utah where the 'mercury drops to 1 below. According to the Milford Weather Bureau boys, the mercury hasn't been above freezing since the first of the year, and down here in Southern Utah it's been sorta salubrious . . . last night the low was only 12 below for the warmest warm-est low in a week. Other mini-mums mini-mums were 14, 18, 19, 16 and 17. Sure feel sorry for those north ; erners up at Brigham City! In these days of H-bombs and sputniks, the road to hell seems paved with good inventions. Maybe we shoulda stayed with 1959! The high temperature then was 33, and during the night it only got down to 6 above real warm. And the skies gave up .16 moisture during the last 24 hours of the old year. Horton says he's through trying to economize. . . ever since Verl told him Economy's just a way to, spend money without getting any fun out of it. And Boyd says when a man stops complaining about his new bride's cooking, either she has learned better or he has! New Year's Day started out with .a low. of 14 below and a high of 24. Only .01 precipitation.' On Jan. 2, the mercury dropped to 18 below. High was 9. No precipitation. pre-cipitation. Most women figure what this country needs isn't a good 5-cent cigar, but a good scent cigar. V On the 3rd, Milford had a high wSand a cold cold low of 19 de-i jes below zeroand Schramm' Va lot of fun starting a lot of , J; Only a trace of precip. ie worst thing in a woman's J after i 30 ... is 31. Jorothy says she's tired of get-fg get-fg up with a grouch every Vrning ... so from now on Ray i just fix his own breakfast. I f Jan. 4th wasn't much warmer j;h of 9 and low of 16 below. A 100 inch,precipitation. falentine Says it Success is when people see fyour name everywhere but in Jlhe telephone directory. No moisture on the 5th or 6th, and after a 10 high and 17 below treading on the 5th, it 'warmed up' t to a high of 22 and low of only 12 below on the 6th. f SUZY SAYS: f A girdle is a weapon a woman L uses to fight the tattle of the i bulge. |