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Show f THE WEBER HERALD TUESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1921. 4 iMERSilS IKOOP SEASON I'GOnFYCHATTERl! nnsTiNranxs i KMiwHFRFi ' j I ii mpst t ? r. rfiiT I MY A mil Eugene promptly dreamt of a successful retreat. In his dream he met Blanche Jensen. H? was just reachinc out his hand when he saw his other brother staring- wickedly at him. OPPORTUNITY If we as student? expect to talc part in the progress of the twentieth; Throwing his head up and his hands : century "watch for opportunity nnisij behind him he passed on. much to be our axiom. As we greet our fellow! Foremost Weber Sport Again Beginning to Absorb Interest Outsrips G-. Lof green in Big, Annual Marathon j Event ONLY FOUR FINISH Galbraith and L. Lofgreen Run Close Third and Fourth W-er'.s annual om.ss-cuutitry run, h-ld November 2-'i. was win by Alton Malverson. a .'v-nior. Although seven men . entered ih'- .'eat onlv four of ; hern covered rlui rerjisi red d isia nee -cond place was taken by .;.F,of--i-epn. third bv l.nvton CJa 1 bruit li and !nmh bv L. LoffciY-en. These men r;jcr-d so closely that until the tape wys reached the winner could not be picked. Tin- pre.se nt year lias been not ed -I.-: one in which sport dope has con-coun try ru n was no! slirdluetaeta ta ( t tir.ually suffered reverses. The crosscountry run waf- nut disappointing as a disappointment. A ithouh G.I.of--reen had had more experience than i lai verson, showed more class in rrial runs he was easily beaten by the Litter in the final event, f.ayton Oal-bvaHh added to the surprise by step-onto the starting lirvr in civilian elothes and lakin? tihrd place from L,. Lofgreen. Although yoiins 1-of green v.as forced to take fourth piac tie led tin- field fur a long si retch and finished Ho.-- to the third place man. 1 litlvei-son ran the .Mar.it lion like a veteran- He lias a long stride and ood wind and is expected to grab several ribbons during the coming track '.season. This ma n covered I he field in 13 minutes, 30 seconds which is fa::t. time if one takes into considera-t ton the length of l he training period.The race began on Jefferson in front of the college n nd went north to Twenty-fourth street, east to Harrison, south to Twenty-sixth street, west to Jefferson and north to t ho Htart-in.g1 point. Inasmuch as ihk course was practically all paved tlie Vunners w-re unable to use spiked shoes. 1 la I verso n is to be presented with a beautiful silver loving cup and a block "W." The cup was donated by the Browning .Brothers company. (. Lofgreen will receive a sweater as his reward. AJore interest wa.s shown in the annual jaunt of this year than in those in the past. It is the hope of all at Weber that the interest will continue to grow for cross-country running is an ideal sport retiuiriig nearly every power a person possesses to finish. The pea son for the foremost sport that. Weber indulges in has arrived. There are twelve divisions in the state i hid year and from til' indications there wiil be many hard-fought, battles. Our school will enter the Ogden division which is composed of Weber, Og-den, Box Elder and Davis. In Ihe games played by the?e schools Ogden is to be furnished some brilliant hoop entertainment. The schedule tor this division reads a? follows: ' January 13 Weber and Ogden at Weber; Box Elder and Davis at Brig-ham.January 20 Weber and Davis at Ogden; Box Elder and Ogden al Brig-h a m . January 27 Weber and Box Elder at Ogden; Davis and Ogden at Kays-villejf.February 3 Ogden and Weber at Ogden; Davis and Box Elder al Kays-viile.February 10 Davis and Weber at Kaysville; Ogden and Box Elder at Ogden. February 17 Box Elder and Weber at Brigham; Ogden and Davis at Ogden.Let us read over the dates and remember them.. Speak now for these dates off if it is necessary so that you may be sure to have (he privilege of seeing Weber defeat her opponents. Let's also remember the little story about the necessity of the "sixth man." These little. Wee things. In the halls. That get. i i In everyone's way. Come not. Blanche's amazement. students each morning we have the When Eugene came to. Josephine i opportunity to make friends. Then as 'stood over him. bathing a laree sov- ! spot on his cheek. "Have I been dreaming?" he asked we pass to the class rrom each lesson is an opportunity. e may through careful study and research, be able to i From the kindergarten. V w But they're. Freshmen. Who've come. To lake . SENIORS College. Exchange. HINCKLEY CHOSEN ALL-STATE CENTER --oo- FOOTBALL MEN TOP SEASON IN CLASSY MANNER Before the last echoes of the foot-' ball season died clown something should have been said about the snappy way in which our team topped off its work. This was in defeating the L. D. S. U. 19 to 0. Our first score came on a forward, one oT the most "beautiful" of the season. K. Anderson to Crawshaw. However, the goal was missed. Two more touchdowns were made directly but were disallowed by the refe ree. At the end of the first half the score stood Weber G, L. D. S. 0. At. Ihe opening of the second half Weber played hard and alter several good center rushes passed over the line for another touchdown. "Monk" Halliday turned the trick. Goal was again missed. The "Saints" then put into use all plays that were known in the football world in an endeavor to tally but, without, result. Weber then pulled- another breatli-holding 40-yard forward, K. Anderson to Crawshaw. This was probably, the classiest forward that Weber made during the season. After a little scrimmaging K. Anderson carried the ball over for Weber's final score. Couch, the good kicker, regained con Irol of his loot and kicked good this time. This left the score 19 to 0 with Weber on the long end and thus the game ended. The Gold and Blue warriors played well considering the fact that four of her regular men were out of the team, having been injured in the game with East High. Although Weber closed the year with two victories and three defeats iter fjram played a splendid brand of ball. THE LINEUP. Ilickmau le W. Lloyd tiailey It Davis Parry lg Fox Hinckley c G. Pett Morris rg Parry ' 'crtrz rt ., Collett Crawshaw re 1). Pel t Price qb Pearson Couch lb Edwards Halliday rhb Pingree K. Anderson lhh Iverson Score by periods: Weber fi 0 f 7 10 !.. I. S o 0 0 0 - 0 Seerinp: Touchdowns Weber: Crawshaw. Halliday. K. Anderson, i-oal alter touchdown. Couch. SUBSTITUTIONS. Weber: Blackburn for Halliday. T,. ' S.: Munsou tor Lloyd. Hillings for Tarry. Kirk for Billings. Ledeel for Collins. Snow lor P. Pelt, Evans for Cdvards. Ueferee: Ashton. empire: Wilson. 1 loadlinesman : Peterson. THE SAYINGS OF PEG Jerry: "Is there anything better dan friendships between man and woman '." 'vz- "Of e nrse. there is. Me father C i! f'M me mot tier or I wouldn't be here now. i 'rpheum .LW. 1 ;l and OSPHEUM, DEC. 13, 14 oo . IV. .Own- tin.! Mrs- T. Ksirl I'.-ir.loa iiu ianiiiy an' i-c.jou-ini; nvri- iho :ir-r vai oj :i huby hoy, Tuosd;) v Nov. 15. True lo Ihe expectations of Ihe majority of the sport fans, Fred Hinckley was chosen unanimously as center on the all-state football eleven. He was one of the only two men who received the votes of all the representatives. In the short football history of the school covering a period of three years Hinckley is the first man to be chosen for such an honor. But Fred has received this not without reason. It is a common occurrence with him to grab his man even before the man realizes that the oval has been placed in his custody. In one of the games of the past season Fritz booted the ball in the kickoff, ran down the field, attempted lo grab the receiver but failed and continued his pursuit, finally tackling his man, all in such a short time that he had to wait for the rest of his teammates to gather around him in lineup. We all wish to thank our jolly, smiling center for the work he has done for the credit of this college. When he goes out into life let his memory wander back to those dear old school days when the gym was pre-existent. What is a miracle? A woman who won't talk. What is a mosquito? A small insect designed by God to make us think hettor nf flips What is a mouse? The frequent I cause of. a rise in cotton. ! What is a faint?. A woman's bluff. What is the earth? A solid substance much desired by the seasick. What is a doctor? One who lays you up. What is an echo? The only thing (hat can cheat a woman out of the last word. What is a critic? A wet blanket that soaks everything it touches. What is a cauliflower? A cabbage with a college education. What is a college? A place where everyone is stuck on study. What is champagne? The stuff that makes the world go around. What is a cinder? One of Ihe first things to catch your eye in traveling. What, is a chair? A rour legged aid to the injured. What is a demagogue? One who gags the people. What is dust? Mud with the juice squeezed out. What is a fake? A false report. What, is gum? A substance for slicking. What is the meaning of a hug? A roundabout way of expressingaffection. "Are you hurt?" queried Josephine, i determine the field of life explora-' seeming lo ignore his question. lion. Then when we leave the class- "Ah. Josephine: Is it you?" asked 'room we may have the responsibility ihe Soph. "Well-er-no," he replied1 of some school activity thrust upon: lo her inquiry, "but Wallace will be:us. and then comes the opportunity to when pa finds this out!'' 'lest honor, loyalty. j other characters to appear in next! L"pon every avenue of life "watch! issue- for opportunity," and bear in mind the story of Fred Douglas. Remember he did not even own his body, was pledged before birth to pay his mas- i ter's debts. The rules, of the planta-J Who says the Seniors are dead? The f lion forbade slaves to read or write.! past, two weeks prove Ural the mem- j but Fred learned for no limits could bers of the class of " '22" are the ! be placed upon him. He fled from i livest wires in school. For as usual we , slavery and went northward. In Mas- j came out first place in Ihe Barker sachusetts made his famous speech contest. This is the fourth time in j in behalf of his enslav ed brethern. which the Seniors have carried off the Douglas, senl on a lecture tour through j bacon, putting them two points more j I'-urope, whiie in England made j than the College and the Juniors. We ' friends with several men who gave! feel that class will be engraved hint seven hudnred fifty dollars with with the vic- Grandmother to "Monk" Halliday: "Come here, Diploma." Visitor: "That's a funny name for your grandchild. AVhy do you call him that?" Grandmother: "You see, I sent my grandson to one of those L. D. S. i "seminaries" and that's all he brought j back." SITTING BULL'S BUGLE We heard a man claim that Weber hod made him what he Is. Our opinion is that he should not be so hard on his Alma, Mater. We solicit contributions to buy "the plumber" a larger hat. The one be wears now was large enough until two weeks agq, but lately lie seems to have undergone changes. Once upon a time a Gang of Shining Lights graced the halls of a certain seminary for young men. They soon passed out into the -world to Accumulate the Shining Hhino via the Bankruptcy, Oil Stock, etc., routes. After many moons of Training at Feeding the Coomon Herd, large doses of Knockout Drops and Separating them from their Coin they got together again to discuss old times and, at the invitation of the Main Gadzooks, to give the Rising Generation a series of liecipes for becoming the Big Pile of Rocks. Each one of the Noble Examples arose in his turn and Admonished the Inmates of the Brain Hatchery to be honest, to Labor and to Wait, and to remember that a Good Name is better than Paltry Gold. After unloading a few more Choice Thoughts they disbanded to discuss laying the Banana Peel for the next Victim. SITTING 131 LIAS QCKSTIOX COLTMX .yUI questions of the students will be answered in these column. ' Address all questions to Sitting Bull, care of the Herald. "Pear Sitting Bull: I am a lonely lady 2S years years of age, and worth ?")0,000. I have in my mind a certain young man nf your institution named Steward Halidny. whose photograph recently appeared In the Preston "Trumpet." Could you inform me if he is matrimonially Inclined 7 MISS SOPHKONLV TUGG. ! Preston, t'tah." j A nswer : 1 "Pear Miss Tugg: Mr. Halliday left itnwn on a northbound freight imme-'diately after reading your letter." j "Dear Sitting Bull ; What is the j quickest way to become an imitator of the calls of brids nnd animals? H. JACOBS." "Dear Mr. Jacobs: t advise you 10 I see .Mr. Al K. Hall of the Intermoun-jtain Distillers Assn. He has a concoction that will enable yon to be mistak-j en for a cross between a canary bird land a Mexican jackass within ten min-jutes after the course has begun." ; "Dear Sitting Hull: Where was Pi n. Wi hon iast Frida y ? OCIJA." : Answer: ! "Dear Onija: Bro. Wilson was unable to meet his class Friday. He was : in Brigham City having his picture 'taken tV-r a Xuxated Iron test imon n. !." j "Dear Sitting Hull: Is Harvey Tay-! vev Tavlor married? ! MISS I DA CLATRK." Answer: "Dear Miss Claire: -Yu,.r is ihe -nth question of this kind we have reoMved. We refer you m Mr. Taylor." "Dear SiMinL: Hull: Hun many hearts wiil ho hrokrn when I marry? MISS IMA KIK1.V A nswer : "Dear Ima: 1; all depends on hu EK I) HOT STOKI KS OF T 11 K MONTH "If You Don't Like Candy" by Gumm. "This Week Should Be Over" by Sunday. "The Horror of My English Work Strikes Me When I Go" by Professor Aaron Tracy. "I Like to Cuss But I Can't" by Heck. Miss Morton's English class was unprepared. (Very unusual!) She was lamenting the fact, and was attempting to punish them by continual scolding. Piatt Fuller refused to pay any attention to what she said. Miss Morton: "Piatt, aren't you ashamed of yourself? Do you realize that your lesson is about Lincoln? Why w-hen Lincoln was your age, he had read that book, and many books in the higher grades." Piatt: "Yes, un when lie was your age, he was- President of the United States!" He My love for your is like a rushing brook. She Dam it. Ex. DKA1) EARNEST I asked a young lady if she would wed. With a smile in her bright roguish eyes, she said: "Go ask father." Now she knew that I knew That her father was dead; And she knew that I knew Of the life he had led. So she knew that I knew, What she meant when she said, "Go ask father-" -oo- HITS HU & WY WATCH YOUR STEP One of the most noticeable watches we have watched in the last few weeks is Ken Anderson's watch over Lois Jones. We wonder if he has been appointed by proper authorities to guard over her or if it is his special taste that demands this careful attention. The other day Eugene Budge ventured to stand in the upper hall and talk with Lois. Ken saw him. As he wa Iked by, looking back over his shoulder, he came in contact with the descending stairs before he was ready. Joe Jeppson who is always standing by the railing yelled out, "Watch your step!" But it was too late. Poor Ken had started gently on a downward slide. ! When lie came out of the stupor at !the bottom of the stairs, he was heard to say, "Well, Lois, how do you like the Lagoon 'Dipper?'" As Ken and Lois have not met with i any other unhappy experiences, unless I they have stayed out later than Is Irish! we do not know as to that let ! us follow the young Sophomore. He ; walked beautifully i we mean the boy's walk and not he. was beautiful) down I t o where Theo Carver stood. He ! gi a bbed her hand just as he usually ' dnes when speaking to any siri and ' (said. "Weil, sis. how are you.'"' She stared around and asked, "Jio you k now where Wa llaee is ?" She . asks that question uite often. Wallace soon came and in his ' ass : voice said, "Boy. you'd better watch : your step!" He was iruiet d surprise, and w.is filled with anger as he lookon i at ihe little Soph, who happened to be j his brother, Eugene. Wallace's fi moved quickly to Eugene's chin and many t imrs you are ma rried." "Pea r Sitting Bull: Wha i iiu Byron Porter melancholy InteU ? CFKE E. CSS." A asu er: "My Dear Mr. Css: M: pnr.er Ucere;; and Mv.-.:-s opn con;-h'il It-re ins: vvp'k. i r. that victory :s not alwava sweet." which be purchased his freedom- He watched, as you may see, for oppor-tun ity Let us "watch for opportunity" even in spare moments and success for us all will be realized. on the loving cup alon tors of the past years. With all the confidence of the Juniors in the Marathon race, the Senior representatives came over the top first. We know this was not entirely due to luck, but to the more superior bLreufiin ot naiverson. u no says : Tjrrr TI7"T7iT T TTTTr1 dreams prove false? For "the night'-tlUW WJliJaJj W iLi before the great event our champion dreamed of victory. We started the Thanksgiving recess off with spirit by our most entertain ing program in devotional and sue cessful dance in the evening of vember 23. On the following Friday LIKE EXAMS Many wuunds are probably now in the process of healing from the dread- Xo- i ftil results of the exams. I Turmoil and confusion reigned in i.. .i,'the lirnins nf all classes. Kvervone Senior girls held a childhood party at was dumbfounded at the questions pre- the Abbott College. A fine time was" en-' Pared by members of the faculty. The j joyed by all and we've heard it cir-' instructors laughed to themselves! culated around , of course, 1 would nol : when some poor unfortunate stated; want it repeated, that from their dress that ,le would sit up all night to pre-and actions you would never haveljalc for the coming dark periods of; thought they were fourth year girls. ' school-life called "exams.'' Some of: We have had good success in basket- ' the I'rofs even wont so far as to conn- j ball so far. and are bubbling over with sel us with the words, "If you've kept j spirit and enthusiasm. So watch out. vol,r lessons up all month you have no i OD i need to worry." , Miss Parry says that she can tell i what her pupils are doing by an exam consisting of from five to ten ques SOPHOMORES WATCH OUR DUST! jtions. We agree with her- When she That lively and mighty Sophomore Siyesmiee 01 rour questions sne mignt class you have heard so much about. as wel1 say "Write a new edition." held another (mthnsiastie. meeHno-' Grant Lofgreen says he believes in making brief answers not more than ten words. Nellie Jackson says an exam is a good way to show what one knows and incidentally what one doesn't know. Hugh Taylor thinks the crime wave will never end as long as there are exams; everybody is tempted to cheat. Mr. Blaylock asked a somewhat noisy lass, "What is an examination for." Bob Wilkinson answered that it was a poor way to accomplish anything. Piatt Fuller don't care much for them, but says, "Just when I think ter. The nomination of the members 1 Know a luue 01t one r tnese exams of an amusement committee were next ' comes alon& and Proves I don't." He-in order but the time allotted for the ber Jarobs with the famous rooster meeting w'as taken up and the class voice says he won't take any examina-was obliged to adjourn before the nom-1 tions this nth. He's afraid the inations could be made. The work' teacher wiM ,earn how t0 crow, will be continued at the next meeting, I The classes as a whole greet the The members of the Sophomore ; thought of exams with a moan which class are well pleased with their new;sounds like a funeral anthem, and as officers and feel sure that the class ! tho Questions are given, most students will have a successful year under theli fact as thouEh the anthems were made leadership. (especially for them. WATCH OUR DUST, WEBER!. ' 00 00 Wednesday, November 16. All. the peppy members of 'the class and the class advisor, Professor Harvey Taylor, were present. The meeting was for the purpose of electing new officers for the class. Professor Taylor presided. Officers were elected as follows: Van Tanner, president (re-elected); Lou Jean McKay, vice-president; Lottie Bailey, secretary-treasurer; Ted Wood, athletic manager; Ruth Folkman, debating manager; Geneva Larkin, Acorn reporter; and William Price, yellmas HEARD FROM THE PLATFORM I DIFFERENT. : I Fifty years ago today A wilderness was here. A man wilh powder in his gun Went out to hunt a deer. It all depends, too, on even scientists "Making a life-time experience." "There are verv little we know." "I snuclt up." "If I remember right." "He is gone, too." "Nearly got froze." "Faculty of 1896-'97 have succeeded in getting a catalog." "We hope we will sacrifice somewhat ourselves." "You have so graciously bestown upon us." "An old time member has made its appearance " But now the times have changed somewhat ' Along a different plan: i A dear with powder on her nose j Goes out to hunt a man. Ex. Doug: "You see I got up bright and early for your class, sir." Professor (sadly) : "Early perhaps, but not bright." THE SAYINGS OF PEG Peg: "There was niver a mon on earth as good as me father. JC more girls had fathers as good as me fath- er', there'd be less trouble in this J world." Orpheum, December. I 0RPHEUM, DEC. 13, 14 ! EDISON "THE PHONOGRAPH WITH A SOUL" Cylinder and Disc Call in and hear the latest Re-Creations and Records C. E. ARMSTRONG & CO. 306 TWenty-fifth St. NEW METHOD DENTISTS We Extract Teeth Without Pain We are prepared to do all kinds of dental work promptly. 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