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Show OVER THE HICCUPS Wi th Abigail Russ (beastie) Farr is going to try it. His flannels won't fit; too much focd did deny it. But up at the Inn he will start quite a riot If he goes on his much-talked about water diet. This fad for sun baths on the gym roof is still going on. Bernice Lindquist and Butch Kincaid seem to be the ringleaders. More power to them, but what will they do when school lets out? Now there's a money making idea for some enterprising student. Start a nudist colony. Swenson reports that his Socthing Salve for Sunburned Saps is surviving a sensational season for sales. Up by the Inn sat young Jimmy Carr Watching the girls go by. He said, "Hello cutie, Why are you so snooty?" And that's why he's got two black eyes. Kid E. Carr says that he'd had a bit of bad luck in the fistic ring, but then, that's his story, and he's stuck with it. And now the year is almost over, and it's time for Abigail to sing her swan song. I have not been writing this column just for the fun I get out of it. It's an a t tempt--pos s i bl y rather a poor attempt--to put a little bit of humor into college life that seems to have very little of it. Every article that's ever been in the column has been written in fun. But some students haven't choseu to see it in this light. And so I wish to apologize to any student that has been offended. I am very sorry if any feelings have been hurt. There's really no reason why they should be. No one takes the column seriously anyway. Even Russ Marriott's cow wasn't offended it had eyes like Elma's. In the future if anyone wishes to have any uncomplimentary article about me published, as one did this week, it might be just a little mo. e gentlemanly if he would have the courage to sign his name to it. So Abigail will return to her knitting again.... o Even if vour dearest friends had millions of dollars, they couldn't buy your photograph. You alone, are privileged to give a present so precious that no price may be placed upon it. You can confer no greater compliment to your friends than to give your photograph at Graduation time. Link-Tiffany is at present the only Ogden firm subscribing to the exacting standards of the Utah Professional Photographers Association. This is your guarantee of outstanding ability and unquestioned business integrity. Call in and arrange for a sitting or phone 89SW for an appointment. The address is 2457 Washington Avenue. ( Adve r t i semen t ) o How did the name "Crumb" originate? We are asking Theron Robinson. FORESTRY POSITIONS: Nine students in Weber's department of botony, agriculture, and forestry have been appointed to positions in the United States forestry and biological survej service. Some have already begun their work while others will start later. Those appointed are: Grant McFarland, rodent control work in Minnedoka forest; Oliver Cliff, Alden Brewer, Ralph Nelson, Ira de Blois, experienced CCC work at Fil-more; Howard Foulger, forest service survey at Dubois, Idaho; Sylvan Warner, plant survey work at Dubois; William Townsend and Henry Ketchie, timber survey work in region foi r. o For your Refreshments.. . . at 2522 Washington Avenue Ogden SCHEDUALE FOR CLOSING DAY Fr iday--Sophomore outing at ten o'clock. Monday--Classes. Tuesday--Classes. Wednesday--School closed for Memorial day. Thursday--Optional with teachers. Friday--School closed, graduation exercises in the evening. Monday--Regi stration for summer school. Tuesday--Classes begin. Graduation Gifts Large variety to select from Prices from $1. 00 to $5.00 Smalley Bros. 25th St. at Wash. Ave. |