Washington County News | 1923-08-16 | Page 2 | Quips with a Punch

QUIPS WITH A PUNCH even a raul cal alarm alarin clock ie Is seldom appreciated in the early morning mixed drinks have about the same eff effect act on a man as too many love at af fairs A homely girl always selects a pirl girt homelier alan tl an herself tor for her bridesmaid on ounce of keep your mouth shut Is worth a pound of try to sq iare yourself quite a good many men have managed to mount the ladder of tame fame by hanging banging onto the coattails coat tails of oil ers the man who ho puts a 10 collar on a i 10 cent dog kiy mean we I 1 but I 1 ell e H never be the works in a get rich quick scheme