Show the individual who manages to trudge the pathway of a long life without doing an honest days work has missed something but a man with such a poor aim Is bound to miss things thieves despoiled egyptian tombs years ago the old egyptians are credited with having anticipated many modem inventions evidently they did not know much about burglar alarms another pleasure of consists in guessing what the driver in front intends doing when he holds out his band hand in certain was on certain days this old world Is getting better and better on other days you wouldn t notice it so much A diplomat Is a man who says yes rhen he be means perhaps and per haps when he means no but a man who says es and no in the same breath Is I 1 just another politician canned beef 3 30 years old has been found in the tomb of an egyptian king this proves nothing much except that he wasn gasn t a vegetarian books written on the world war are quite a to those read ers erg who turn first to the last page to see how bow it Is going to end ambition may be defined as not that form of aspi rational impulse that takes a country boy from god gods s open country and sends him to town to become a jitney driver matrimony settles down to normal when the bride decides never to let her girl friends know how disappoint ing husbands are the church of england proposes to reduce the ten commandments this won wont t mean anything to quite a few one way or the other A research li association in a report just issued says sacs the automobile in austry Is using more copper than ever before and reckless drivers more brass some couples have been married I 1 ten years without speaking a cross word and some have better memories unremitting toll will make things better and better also but there are no headlines tor for the man who suggests it small boys vote as a unit in declaring that one of the greatest im prove ro cements ments that have come about in recent years Is this idea of having circuses in winter as well as in sum iner A QA I 1 oh that estates degrees and offices were not derived corruptly and that clear honor were purchased by the merit of the wearer shakespeare the largest antl antifriction friction bearing in the world recently on show in lon don weighed more than a ton and was more than four feet in height in olden times the fine ladles living in the maine coast towns used to acquire beautiful complexions by sleeping with their heads out of the win flows dows in foggy weather |