Show europe is a unhappy as if it bad just lost the baseball pennant straw bats belll linger but chiefly in the guise of next year s bens nests in some ways an oyster la like an egg you never can tell till you open it As Is well known a handsome woman can be attractive in almost any etyle it hobble skirts are made any tighter the bearers wearers will not even be fable vb bobble A man out west Is trying to regain fortune by newspaper work no wonder he lost it th ost of dying has gone up 3 per cent and some feel that they cannot afford the expense elijah may have been the first aviator but there was no promoter there to collect the gate receipts it Is hinted that the mona lisa was stolen by an artist he certainly was an artist at getting away with it we have reason to believe that the new skirt will cause mere men to sit up and take notice the corset may go as fashion dictators say but we may rest assured that something worse will be buted professor brooks comet Is thus tar obscured by clouds but the presumption Is that it is keeping its adver tided date another unsuccessful attempt has been made to swim the english chan nel out why try to swim when it Is EO easy to fly across there Is a fonn of butter in india called ghee we will hazard the opinion that some of our own cold storage kind beats it fruit pests are being killed by electricity in spokane valley the mod era agriculturist earns his bread by the hum of his motor hay fever may be a sign of brains but a good many people are willing to forego the brains if by doing so they can get rid of the fever an expert tells us that birds spread disease this probably will be seized upon by the ladles as a pretext to wear dead birds on their hats A new york policeman who rescued a girl from was rewarded with a kiss and a hug here Is a suggestion tor andrew carnegie the trouble between germany and england reminds us ot a quarrel be tween two prominent pugilists all the fighting Is done in the newspapers the census gives nevada only sev en tenths of a man to the square mile thera are in nevada a good many square miles that dont deserve even that much highwaymen after robbing a achl cago man took away all his clothing nd left him shivering in the street it may become necessary to have empty barrels left around at convenient places A chicago man la suing for divorce because his wife has been throwing things at him tor nineteen years probably he Is tired of paying for having the dents taken out of the belling these velours bats for men are lovely things so are china eggs A boston girl who proclaimed her right to choose a husband for herself has received one hundred proposals of marriage declarations of dence are now in order Ws are told that the yelling of a parrot in new york saved twenty five lives in a burning building it also saved the feathers of the parrot which was a question of far more concern to said parrot A man in pennsylvania banged him self because his crop of tobacco was too large to store in his bara hounded to death by too much prosperity he tell a victim to the inconsistency of human wishes it about time to invoke the clause of the constitution prohibiting cruel and unusual forms of punish A new york magistrate told be wife of a man brought before him on a serious charge to take him borne and tell him what she thought of him thus tar the air la not darkened by aviators making transcontinental jaunts A has beaten We stona walking record from coast to coast bu still holds the record for eo year old pedestrians with gray mus tacha we are told that the summer haa been too hot tor oysters ve also have to believe that some sections of it were too hot tor human bo |