Show v ia washington WASHINGTO COUNTY NEWS john johnr R wallis feitor and publisher ST GEORGE UTAH the rest cure Is now offered to the baseball fans tree free of charge how do you like wireless as a verb we rather admi it its it s a dull sunday paper these days that doesn doean t exploit some new dancer in the time to come the reckless avi ator will be arrested tor for plain bisor derly cond act the man with the outrigger knees in the street cars Is a good rival of 0 the end seat hog we may have the honey bee but the political bee will keep its stinger forever A western man says it la is possible to dress well on 50 a year he ile t refer to women A chicago pedagogue wants girls taught cooking instead of classics bet be he married one of his pupils A spade is not an implement of wealth says a pennsylvania labor leader it Is it if it fills MIS a flush that cornell professor who predicts another glacial epoch must be having serious trouble with his furnace and it if there were no world a series of games how our baseball play ers break into the literary game A newark woman tried fully te ten times to end her life noth ing succeeds like the best press agent in the world Is eald said to be the girl who has haa an out of town friend visit her W one person in in this country owns an automobile but be he should not try to exterminate the other forty thousand people work at mak male ing gas in new york city now you know what a s the matter with the town A musical comedy comedian under oath in new york admitted that he be could not sing there are many oth ers an eastern court has declared the safety razor a dangerous weapon presumably by a judge who shaves him self the plan to save birds will be effic effect tive when woman has been convinced that her hat looks just as well with will out them A yale professor says the ELTe average rage american wastes three years of his life but that Is putting it at a pretty low figure A london nerve specialist save that modern dress Is actually actual lv killing worn wom en of em at that are dying to be in style an englishman has invented a sting less bee now it if he hell 11 only invent an woolen undershirt his tame fame will be secure A cincinnati woman declares that she has married a man without a fault just think of the trouble there Is in artore for that man A canadian lumberman wedded a birl girl he wooed through an interpreter and still they say that love has a universal language A west virginia girl flagged a train with her apron and saved a wreck bhe she never could have done I 1 it it if shed she d worn a hobble skirt A london pastor Is of the opinion that young people should be allowed the privilege of flirting in chapel watch his attendance grow the worst never happens says the toledo blade of course not it Is yet to come A new york court has ruled that a nagging wife is above the law or at least that the court cannot stop her but so Is a grouchy husband A chicago judge has held that lem on flavor Is not lemon flavor unless it has a lemon in it handing a lemon to the ultimate consumer as it were 4 f A western man proposes to raise and fatten turkeys on grasshoppers perhaps he a going to put the birds into a turkey trotting stunt in vaudeville I 1 why Is it that dwellers in moun gainous countries are more belligerent than those who live on the plains does the lack of elevators make them Dee peevish vish 7 A german savant declares that the characters of musicians are profound ly influenced by the instruments they play then by all means eliminate the bass drum we have enough knockers now it if anybody has invented a method whereby an unfortunate man whose toot has become fastened in one of those deadly railway frogs can release himself at once and with absolute said inventor Is exceedingly low slow in procuring a press agent |