Show washington COUNTY NEWS J 0 an R vv allis fultor aad and 26 publisher belsher 19 ST GEORGE Dicta graphs rarely hear bear any good ol 01 themselves 4 still it does cot not take long to get rested after a vacation august is a beautiful month tor for ev v ery one but the bay hay fever victim one good way ay for a pedestrian to void old automobiles Is to buy a motor oat at the weather bureau Is doing Us its lest best to bring rain it sticks to its fair prediction sometimes a fish story la Is absolutely true but what a e the use nobody believes it anyhow f t man alan in connecticut perspire on one elde side of his body only in a hot wave he diesti doesn t feel half bad A chicago man has been fined tor for running hie his automobile too slowly doesn doean t this break a record soap says a boston physician Is a carrier of disease germs Pos why hoboes are so healthy hayti announces that its navy Is for sale this Is a good opening for any man who wants to buy a canal boat Philadel philadelphia phlas s new theater for artis tic plays will seat but Is this a measure of philadelphia a artistic taste hams years old have been discovered in a rhode island cellar teve vie ve discovered pieces of em in a sandwich the present fad for dropping middle names has not yet been applied to miss thelma parker a honolulu bride washington has adopted the tice of shaving its cats during hot weather but a shaved cat Is as incon ae as a bald headed orchestra leader washington Washl agton has a new fashion so far as its cats are concerned they are shaved in hot weather and then they are ko homelier meller than even the singed ones A spanish aviator claims that his machine was wrecked by a flock of locusts in our own country we have seen political machines wrecked by presidential bees our idea of the acme of suffering Is to listen to a phonograph playing in the good old summer time when the mercury Is trying to break the altitude record the londoners complain of heat with the thermometer at 76 degrees it would be interesting to see what they do with our thermometers dallying with the nineties the chinese now are cutting off orr their queues and letting their women a s feet grow the new chinese tion evidently wants to be thorough for it la Is extending from head to foot alfonso of spain saved a soldiers life by stopping a runaway horse it if it were not for the fact that the king business demands his constant atten tion he could make a good living in vaudeville As far as excessive hot spells are concerned one must make up one a mind to be either a martyr or a phil it is harder to be the latter than the former but it wears better in the long run ajl A western trapper offers to furnish a bt st louls zoo with prairie dogs at 3 SO 50 per dozen there as a time in the west when one could have a buffs lo 10 robe thrown in as boot with each dozen the report that the gold coin in circulation Is worn and subject to a discount will not stampede the erdl nary man of this section he takes his gold in the form of certificates and the them it he is wise proceeds promptly to put it in the savings bank A prisoner pris tn in the jail of a new york town was examined for his sanity because he ke insisted on a shower bath every twenty minutes considering the detent state of the temperature his demand will strike many as emi bently sane safe and sensible the famous spanish prisoner Is I 1 still reaping a large harvest of profit from the credulity of the american contingent of the class of whom it ie to well known a member Is born every other minute the swindle is so old that to every generation it becomes enticingly new A new bew jersey man puts in a claim for an invention by which peas can be made to grow by electricity that may be all right but if the new jer sey man desires tame fame as a real berie factor of his race ho he will perfect the invention so that it will prohibit weeds from growing by electricity i bhea we reflect on the fact that queen isabella was forced to pawn her jewels to raise the 7 feces mary to discover america we are led to suspect that the queen business wae bet aca very tery profitable in those days |