Show daod jokes 1 WHEN THINKING OF MARRIAGE learn whether she Is selfish you can tell this in three ways by the manner in which she listens to what sou say by the way bho accepts what you do for her and by the difference between the way she treats iou and the B ay she treats others Is she fickle it she talks about light things she isn t deep she Is Is she extravagant study the way in which she protests against our spending money on her and aiwas ar ranges matters so that ou cant help but do it Is she a bad housekeeper watch the way she dresses if she Is and span she isn t it she isn t then she is TUB SOLUTION when you have satisfied your mind that she Is all of these things marry her at once it you can get her tor the following reasons first because it she really loica you she will change second because it you love her it will be BO much more interesting third because you are probably mistaken about her anyway judge GAVE HER ANOTHER but why did you propose to the girl it you dlan t care tor her well he poor little thing seemed so down at the loss of her pet puppy that I 1 elt I 1 must do something to cheer her up a bit have you seen her what kind ot a woman Is she one without diplomacy without diplomacy yes she will arguo with an iceman about the size ot the lump until it all melts away and there Is only wet on the bunny sidewalk chicago dally news proper mrs benham what do they do when the city has distinguished visit ora benham it they are men give them the freedom ot the city and it women freedom ot the dry goods stores puck this transitory world she has a small waist chasn t she too small why the pleasure around it only lasts about a second lite THE BEST WAY yes hes crazy about me uncle I 1 wish I 1 knew how to prevent his proposing poor fellow propose tl chicago journal shared it how are this mariln kellly be the powers paddy im fair I 1 cum downtown in all th rain fennegan then yer a liar tor I 1 kem down in halt of ut judge no time to lose 1 I see said the magazine editors assistant that john D rockefeller has another grandson hurry and make the little fellow an offer of two dollars a word for the story ot his life chicago record herald different redd 11 grand to get out in the country and lie on your back un der the blue sky greene yes it beats being out in the country and lying on your bach under a pel green yonkers statesman not not not sot yeast the coolest part 0 the day Is between four and five a m it you have sua weded in negotiating the night ke and find your wife awaiting your ar rival on the inside it isn tl tonkery fl V fmc lucky no wonder that the little bird upon tha branch Is gay ire builds a house unscarred by caro ft ath neither rent nor tax to pay POOR FIDO why did you have such an ugly looking cur as that stuffed banks with emotion that dog saved my life wall well I 1 how bauks when we got back from our wedding tour my wife baked a cake tor me and the dog ate it what he learned johnnee le yes pop did sou learn anything in school to daya yes sir I 1 learned that tate has the mumps and that teacher Is going to whip roe it I 1 throw spit balls any morea yonkers statesman effects of environment 1 I suppose said the society baby to its nurse that my inclination at present Is due to the influence of heredity in what way do your inclinations tend asked the nurse politely I 1 want eald the society baby to give a bawl baltimore american NATURALLY aunt frederica jeannae Je annle your cos tume Is shocking I 1 would be ashamed to be seen in jeannae yes aunt you would have reason to be small variety the inquisitive stranger stopped in front of the cottage by the roadside who lives here children asked the inquisitive stranger mr and mrs stone responded the youngsters in the yard indeed and who are you oh we are the little pebbles sir chicago dally news record breakers you have the biggest mosquitoes I 1 ever saw commented the summer boarder yep answered farmer corntassel we reckon that this section raises about the biggest mosquitoes an the smallest spring chickens in the state washington star undoubtedly have you a fat part n this play yes I 1 have the rolo of a pork trust magnate baltimore american SAME OLD SYSTEM hilda george acts very strange don t know what to make of him grace make a fool of him I 1 did chicago journal fond meeting what are the first fruits of love I 1 guess dates baltimore american |