Show VISITS WITH eaten things says the first man who ate an oyster must have been bold this brings up the perplexing question of bow we found out what to eat and what not to eat the wise phyll clan will shake his head sagely and say we have not to the clause what not to eat but really how did we first learn that a lobster was good eat inga from the looks of a lobster one would never guess him edible who first tackled frogs legs and did be catch his frog with red flannel these are momentous questions but not greater than athla who first liked limburger cheesed 9 perhaps his descendants ara not proud fit the distinction and wa may never know what first went out into the highways and byways and plucked greens 9 and who was the primal planter 0 the tall red pig weed that makes such luscious fodder when boiled salted and peppered who had the courage and unswerving will to tackle edible birds nests or pate de tol gras who first ate lovey doleys marble ake or stowed away mushrooms but why continue there must certainly have been come brave men among our ancestors and thanks to a kind providence there seems little left for us to sample it Is well enough have been passed upon as usable to give us dyspepsia for many a day 00 0 perfumes hen W field is set with daislean and the mower wakes the day then s th time fer fellers to be 0 th hay oh the air Is filled with incense an th grais la wet with dew sy t yew go out in th moraln when fhe elent Is through talk about yer foreign perfume from arabs scented shore I 1 kin beat th hull smell factly standen ln in my liay barn door there Is frankincense and roses altars attars bergamots berga an blooms redolence and bay rum fixings sassafras and ach perfumes 1 so I 1 wander in th moraln to ambrosial fields 0 grass fert nil ray hide incense at a sort ot early mass ah th fields are fresh and healthy and as smelly like as thyme when you git up good and early and go out in gayln tamel its a sort 0 taste of heaven to be standen stand ln in the grass with th columbines and roses at you as ou passa its the trail to way oft yonder to th land of rest and cheer where th fields la all sweet clover an they s gayln all th year ideas long green Is the popular again this summer tr clr r the man who kindles a fire in a comans womans heart sometimes has to buy a tot ot coal to keep tho fire going sr it ft some men who swear to endow their wives with all their worldly wealth would look nice handing her an old pair of suspenders and a last year suit of second hand hand me downs A r the cities are reeking with depend ent souls who could become In depend ent upon the unfilled boll ot the united states the millionaire who la look ing for a chance to perpetual hla name 0 o glory can have this alon at space rates r A the aspiring young author should become president then he can sell his literary output at cap sheaf prices I 1 refer to the presidency 0 the united states the fact that I 1 was onoe pros ident of a young peoples society of christian endeavor does not seem par to influence the eale of my recent literary child A chicago board of trade man ordered three copies yesterday lest erday but I 1 haven t been able to trace the sale to early piety on my part h i S act |