Show easy victory for pat an englishman an irishman and a scotchman were one day arguing as to which of the three countries pos ceased the fastest trains said the englishman well ive been in one of our trains and the tele graph poles have been like a hedge ive seen the appear like tombstones said the scot be jabers said pat 1 I was one day in a train in my country and we passed a field of carrots a field of turnips a field of parsley one of onions and then a pond of water and we were going so fast that I 1 though it was broth 1 |