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Show An Operator's Dream "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong number," said the operator. "Don't mention it," replied the caller, "I'm sure the number you gave me was much better than the number I asked for, only it just happened I wasn't able to use The following appeared some years ago in a wedding report: "Among the gifts of the bride to the bridegroom was a gorgeous dressing down." Spring Daze Mrs. Easley Three moves are as bad as a fire. Mrs. Harder Yes, and one visit of the paper hangers beats a cyclone. cy-clone. Going Down Two cronies met at lunch. "How's things?" one asked. "How are they? Rotten, old boy. Honestly, if they keep on like this it looks as though my last income tax return will be just about correct!" cor-rect!" said the other, gloomily. Willing to Wait . The tiny brother of the brit' was given a piece of wedding caf t to put under his pillow. The ft. I lowing morning his mother sa I to him, "Well, Bobbie, did ytr sleep with the wedding cake ind your pillow and dream of yol future wife?" i1' "No, mumrnie," replied fl J boy. "I ate the cake, 'ca'Jie; w-arited my wife to be a surprise Gone Forever Z' They were both writing letteil but suddenly hubby stopped a:- -looked worried. .1;,' "What's the matter, dear: asKea nis wiie. "Why er I had it on the to . my tongue and now it's gone." "Never mind," she said, "ji' think hard and it's bound to cor' back." "Thinking won't bring this bac " It was a stamp," said hubiy. T WHY CHANGE? o' zm Don Don't you ever chaii. your mind about anything? at Joe Very seldom. I have fecaj I was just as wrong the second,;, ter I had changed it as I was W fore. Any Excuse One day a neighbor carr.e c, and wanted to borrow Grar.dr--new rope. Said Grandpa: ''" I've got to use that rcpe today tie up some sand." After the neighbor had !eft: friend said: "Grandpa, you ka you can't tie sand with a rot ; "Remember, my boy," repUj the old man, "you can do F:e-. near' anything with a p.eoe ' rope if you don't want to lend . . ' When she thinks he's perfe she's in love. When she makes 4 her mind to improve him. means marriage. : A Substitute Willie While mother was s'.ei.-"" ing the baby got sick licking t paint Caller Off a toy? Willie No, off mother. Madness? Kulper What reason have for marrying my daughter, yoa man? i . Fogmore No reason at ail, a i I'm in love with her. 'U |