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Show To Be Sure! A Visitor I'm collecting for th suffering poor and shall be gla, of your help. Housewife Suffering poor? Ar you sure that they really do suj ' fer? Visitor I'm quite sure. Why :; go into their homes and talk 'f them for hours on end! "Is that you, Mother?" asked th excited new father over th phone. "Oh! Mother! Mothei it's it's a a baby!" Cause for Complaint "Those garage people certain." 1 ruin a car." "What's the trouble?" "Why, my car used to do seventy sev-enty miles an hour. Then I them put in a new speedomete and now I can get only fifty-eio' ' out of her." Fair Warning ; "Martha," said her mistress, ' "' want you to polish that table un ;. I can see my face in it." But Martha had already ghn '-notice. '-notice. "If I was you, ma'am she replied, "I wouldn't look." Dashing His Hopes "Cloudy day, sir," said fj " porter with "tip" written all ov his face. "Yes," was the reply, "a ; there's no change coming, either ' Forgotten Place A commercial traveler began turn the room upside down. "What have you lost, dear asked his wife. "L've taken an order today, a I've mislaid the address of t firm." |