Show W At ff SH J j Ii N N t ESS aO Ji y Wi n HA J I Current events as they may maybe maybe be written by future historians M MAnd G Great And t Land there e when came I ne net t the a time Io is the on the Potomac felt feU there was wasa wasa a stirring of unrest among the people with many believing that the great god that had been created r called U S tV Treasury M r bi I r yc could noi not i 1 sad i s solve 0 Iv e a all 11 tt problems So forthwith the brought back into being a c W Harder god of a still more ancient peoples that one time lived on the River Tiber This ancient god caned called Janus had tw heads with each head looking in opposite directions And be cause the ancient peoples nev nev- never er displayed Janus In times of peace but only in times of war the therefore de- de declared declared a War War on Poverty And thus U it came Into being that with one head Janus pro pro- proclaimed proclaimed claimed to all an the land that never before had there been such great prosperity whilst the other head shouted equally as loud never before had so much poverty the Great Land And the peoples of the Great Land thought this wondrous strange indeed and went about their business But It so 80 happened at this time there was a mighty struggle struggle gle going golDe on for the minds of 01 men between the Great Land and the Dark Land ruled over overby overby by the Ivans Both sides wanted the other peoples of the world to follow them yet neither n 0 wished wed to bring down on each other fire are and brimstone to win the struggle In this ibis manner So they were both engaged in a mighty effort of selling which was a term used when there was a system that was called free enterprise I And the of the Great Great Land had taken from their peoples billions upon bil- bil billions billions lions of dollars to give away to the undecided people to con con- convince vince them that their way was best The Ivan Ivans of the Dark Lan Lana preached to aU as the pea peo- peoples pies ples that the only way to pros pros- prosperity prosperity and peace for all was to follow their way f Now it so happened the Ivans of the thoe Dark Land were not a ass scrupulously honest as the of the Great Land and they only talked about what one head of god Janus said And thus time lIe Ivans through through- throughout out the world heralded that one fifth or more of the peoples In the Great Land were living In dire poverty and thus the system used In the Great Land could not Dot possibly be any rood good And these undecided peoples listened in wonderment How does it happen they asked each other It If the system of the Great Land is so great they have gone to War on Pov Pov- Pov Poverty erty And they henceforth de de- decided tided the thing they needed least was more poverty And that Is how bow the whole world finally was to use a word now extinct sold by the Ivan of the Dark Land and communism became the IS I'S system tern tem amongst all peoples throughout the world |