| Show Be Important Get Get I-Get Big Mail M il T Remember that ad in boys boy's magazines years ago You just sent your name Soon you were swept off your feet by the blizzard of junk mail You dont don't need to answer that ud ad these days Tunes Times have changed All you do is become a news news- newspaper paper editor Mailing lists from coast to coast will find you as asif asif if by radar Tons rons and tons of junk mail will follow and every week without fail No editor can real roal it or 01 oven open it all uIl Most of it seeks free freo publicity for pet causes do raising fund of nIl all kinds Our waste basket isn't big hig enough to hold it Y Yet ot must be done with it before the next mail arrives So the e editor picks licks out oui what he wants ts The rest l Directly into the tho waiting waste basket Some Somo of the most beautiful and aud expensive print print- printed printed ed matter you over saw mailed hailed at exorbitant postage pORtage expense is reduced to scrap What then you ask is the tho purpose of national raising fund publicity to this extent Obviously to raise more money so more can be wasted sending more unwanted snail to more helpless editors further depleting QUI our pulpwood forests bending the tho backs of the mail mail mailmen men increasing the waste of postage paid pard for by unsuspecting donors and adding to the deficit of a post office operating at a abad abad bad enough loss already Also wearing out highways with overburdened trailer trucks hauling junk mail to the right place the junk yard Berlin NJ Breeze |
