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court psychologist Is I staking hi hit his honor on the theo theory tho ry that there tM must mut be b a hitch some somewhere me where It Is I clear to 10 him that no DO man mn fully responsible would ever evor eO think of or doing what whet the tie defendant did and h ho hn la I 1 Inow now trying to t find And expert opinions In support upp of his contention I line Court Is it h he following any an particular District Attorney Certainly your honor He lie 1 ha h found foun IB In II the th works war or ot ora ota ofa a writer rt sow now IW dead one George St at lt Ber Br Bernard nard nar I haw or o St it l Simon il o h or some soma stem name nm like Ilka 1 that thata steer r and anil definite statement that the writer artier 1 In in n held himself I on Iho t h ground UI that Iba hi his Warn w a r owe ieee of ab abnormal normal nr normality norn Court urtO Oh It i that a Is Ii h the t et well lets III let adjourn aun On of o the th Jin JUI I you stand tand relieved Ni tun t further 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